Chapter 81? Come on, fart(1/2)
Dingdong!
The doorbell rang.
The twins went to open the door, and then they started to whine.
“Wow!”
"Ahhhh!"
"Slow down, I can't let go."
Sha Gou got up with a noisy noise. When he saw that it was the chocolate beans.
A bunch of people are moving home, one ton, the living room, room, and balcony are all filled!
After finally finishing the move, the porter withdrew in an orderly manner, leaving only one clerk.
It was the clerk who secretly filmed the video.
The clerk was very excited and saluted Sha Teng. Well, the military salute was very unstandard.
"See the lieutenant!"
Sha Bao corrected him: "It's a major general."
He was helpless, why did they call him the second lieutenant?
Why no one believed him?
Why don’t he let him pretend to behave?
The clerk laughed and said, "I will be promoted to the store manager! Because of this incident, the original store manager was fired and the boss promoted me."
Sha Teng: "Then congratulations!"
The clerk seemed to be familiar with it and continued, "That's definitely thank you, but according to the surveillance video, your children chose to collide with chocolate to avoid greater danger. Humanitarianism, there was no need to compensate. Instead, the corridor in our store was unreasonable and crowded. He knew there was a baby but no clerk to take care of it, which led to this incident."
That's right. If you really hit a stroller, there is nothing to do with it, but it won't be something that tens of thousands of dollars can solve.
Qi Wuer walked over from the pile of chocolate beans, tiptoed and patted the clerk's shoulder: "If you have a brain, you will become a great person in the future!"
The clerk bowed excitedly: "Thank you! Thank you!"
After a few greetings, the clerk said goodbye, Qi Wuer and the twins were both so happy that they began to eat chocolate beans.
The goose became even more crazy, and they went into a large can of chocolate beans, arched around, turning the chocolate beans all over the floor.
The sand wither was simply blind and went back to the room.
I slept for several hours and was woken up by a knock on the door.
"It's time to eat!"
After having dinner prepared with hard work from the twins, Shabu went to take a shower, put on hair wax, styled her hair, and dressed up her handsome clothes, and wore them outside her battle uniform.
By the way, why is this battle uniform tight? It’s so shameful!
After finishing it, Sha Wu changed into shoes and prepared to go out.
Qi Wuer came out holding the goose with a bad look: "What are you going to do when you dress so pretentiously?"
Sha Gou ignored her and ignored the goose, and left quickly!
Bang!
The door was closed tightly. If possible, Sha Teng even wanted to weld the door from outside and lock them.
But now there is no such condition, all he can do is run away quickly and run away without a trace.
Brush!
The sand wither faced the wind and rushed all the way to increase the speed to the fastest.
Come to the light rail station quickly, get on the bus, scan your face, and leave!
Of course, Qi Wuer and the Goose followed, but lost them.
Both of them were not in a hurry and turned on any instruments on the spot.
Qi Wuer: "Ge, do you think he is going to date a bad woman outside?"
Goose: "Ga!"
Qi Wuer stomped her feet in anger: "It must be! She is dressed so slutty, who do you want to seduce?"
Goose: "Ga!"
Qi Wuer: "Fortunately, I was prepared and put a tracker on his shoes."
The goose began to flap its wings: "Gaga!"
The two of them were angry, one by one, and they followed each other and walked away.
The tracker was temporarily placed, made by Qi Wuer himself, and the materials were made of waste products from the room.
The conditions are limited, so you can only track the plane, and it is impossible to find out whether the sand is on the ground or underground.
But guess, I should have been on the light rail.
Qi Wuer was not in a hurry and took the geese on the ground.
The sand will naturally stop when it reaches the end.
One person and one goose simply go shopping, stop and play with this, and touch that.
Before I knew it, I walked to an artificial lake.
The lights around the lake are bright, and the reflections of the tall buildings opposite are reflected, making the place beautiful.
Ah! Speaking of which, the weather in Chengze Xingcheng City after the insect storm is so good!
Even at night, the breeze is gentle and comfortable.
Qi Wuer simply took off her shoes, sat by the lake and put her feet in water, dripping water, sprinkling splashes of water.
In the clear water, there were small fish swimming over and jumping out of the water from time to time.
The goose also jumped down to take a shower, and ate a few precious ornamental fish while no one saw it.
Each person and a goose were having fun, and didn't notice that there was someone staring here in the distance.
He is a woman, around thirty years old.
It was the expelled chocolate bean shop manager!
The former store manager did not expect to meet Qi Wuer and E. She stayed here for a while, then looked around nervously, and confirmed that there was no one there, she began to touch the front silently.
A fierce light burst out in the woman's eyes, and she looked fierce and cruel, as if she wanted to kill someone!
For a job, not.
But the video broke out online, and everyone saw her aggressive remarks. After being fired, she wanted to find another job. When others saw that it was her, they immediately refused.
The reason is that ‘no unreasonable employees are needed’?
Not reasonable! Hoho!
The woman is crazy about being angry!
Just as I was worried that I had nowhere to vent my feelings, I didn’t expect to meet Qi Wuer. Isn’t this God helping her?
Push the little girl into the lake and drown her, then catch the goose back and make soup!
When he had the intention of killing, he was out of control.
The woman slowly moved forward and had already arrived behind Qi Wuer.
She reached out her hand and was about to push it hard-
Wow!
Suddenly, a large cluster of water spewed out, sprinkling all over the woman, her eyes fascinated.
The goose jumped ashore with its feathers and screamed happily.
Take a shower and eat full.
happy!
In order to hide from the water, Qi Wuer had already jumped to the side and laughed there.
In the mist, a person and a goose were not yet noticed standing next to him, and the person was soaked in a chicken.
But when the goose is full, they want to fart, but when they want to fart, they can't hold back.
then--
Bang!
A big fart rushed out directly.
It also has water stains, like an erupting high-pressure water gun!
By chance, I aimed at the former store manager.
To be continued...