Chapter [228]: Art Tribe
Zhang Hai showed a sorry expression and said with a wry smile: "A Spider-Man fell from the roof and broke two ribs. I want to go over and take a look."
The five of us were stunned, and Ou Ye asked in confusion: "What Spider-Man? Why did the American Marvel hero come to this place? We have to go and see, I am a Spider-Man fan."
Zhang Hai smiled even deeper, and said, "Maybe some crazy man is doing art again? Do you know, in the past few years, I have seen the Hulk with a thin backbone, Captain America with a lid, and Sun Wukong carrying a mop. I didn't expect that Spider-Man would be created this time."
Zhang Hai's words caught our attention, and we decided to follow him to see the so-called Spider-Man.
There were people coming and going on the street, a painter was greasy and wearing a pair of tattered sneakers squatting beside the wall, holding a cigarette in his mouth.
He ran to us, put his right hand on his heart, then bent down slightly, and said very gentlemanly: "Beautiful lady, please allow me to draw a picture for you."
When he opened his mouth, his yellow teeth were exposed, and the bad breath and sweat were intertwined. Lin Yan'er frowned and hid behind Heizi.
Kuroko clenched her fists and said, "If you don't leave, I'll ask you to draw this big fist for me."
The artist glanced at Heizi, then said with a smile: "If you take off your pants and let me draw that place, you will definitely be famous all over the world. Then I will share half of the bonus I receive."
This sentence made the black man angry. Zhang Hai ran over and pushed the painter away and warned: "If you dare to sell your dirty portraits publicly in the future, I will definitely smash your stall."
Obviously, Zhang Hai knew this painter. Seeing Zhang Hai a little angry, the painter muttered: "Very good, you are the first person to refuse the Nobel Prize in the future. When I win Nobel, I must draw your dark hearts and hang them in the art exhibition hall."
After saying that, squatting in shame by the wall, I noticed that most of the portraits in front of him were naked women.
I have gained a lot of knowledge along the way. Just as Zhang Hai said, the passerby who passed by you may be an artist.
At night, the streets were full of artists. I even saw Tang Monk and disciple chasing a passerby and beating him. Lao Sun cursed in Sichuan dialect: "Oh, ignorant little demon, how dare you hit my Master Sun's attention, wait for me, Lao Sun to take you a hammer."
Fortunately, Zhang Hai stopped these crazy masters and apprentices. If he didn't, the passerby might be beaten with a stick.
The passerby who was chased and beaten was very angry. He lifted up his sleeves and said, "Forget it if you don't buy the works of this great poet, you dare to beat me?"
Zhang Hai shook his head and walked to the location of the accident. He turned a street and saw the crowd watching.
A man in Spider-Man costume was lying on the ground and moaning. The 120 ambulance had arrived, but in the face of the nurse's first aid, the Spider-Man seemed very disgusted.
"Dr. Octopus is coming soon. You guys leave here quickly, otherwise I will not be responsible for hurting innocent people."
As he said that, he actually struggled to get up, turned around and wanted to leave.
Zhang Hai spread his hands at us: "If you stay here for a while, you will be accustomed to this kind of thing."
The nurses didn't know what to do, so they immediately rushed to Zhang Hai for inquisitive eyes. Seeing that the Spider-Man could still walk by himself, Zhang Hai shook his head: "Forget it, I shouldn't die."
Lin Yan'er said: "I doubt these people have brain problems?"
Zhang Hai happily lit a cigarette and said indifferently: "You have never seen anything more exaggerated. I'll take you to turn it around, which will definitely subvert your understanding of art."
Looking at the situation in front of me, I was a little worried. If this continues, there might be even more crazy murders.
These people do everything they can to produce art that shocked the world.
On the noisy night, the lights are dazzling, and the artists are squatting on the street to communicate with each other. Everyone is trying their best to express their thoughts, but they do not know that they are talking to themselves.
Along the way, no less than seven or eight down-and-out painters invited Ou Ye and Lin Yan'er to paint. They all believed that as long as they painted their portraits, they would definitely win a grand prize.
A painter said: "Beautiful lady, if you are willing to let me draw you, I will pay you ten dollars. This is my entire property."
Rather than saying that they are painters, they are beggars on the street, but they are a little different from beggars. They will never accept the alms of passers-by unless they agree to buy their artwork.
A scream came from the street. We looked over there and found someone robbed. Although the thing we snatched was just a collection of poems, the robbed chased into the alley like crazy.
Seeing this, Zhang Hai hurriedly chased after him. The robbery in broad daylight is nothing?
The robbed chased into the alley and ran out dejectedly and said, "That collection of poems is my accumulation in my life, and he is my life."
Zhang Hai asked: "Where did the robber go?"
The man replied: "I don't know, he was gone as soon as I ran in."
We walked into the alley and took a look and found that the alley was actually a dead end. We thought things were a bit strange. Didn’t that person grow wings? He actually disappeared into this dead end.
I shook my head and said, "What's wrong, that person must be still in the alley."
Because the lights in the alley were dark at that time, we could not see the scene inside clearly. Heizi waved his hand and signaled us to block the alley, and he went in and took a look first.
Immediately afterwards, Lin Yan'er followed in and watched their figures slowly melt into the darkness, and suddenly felt a sense of uneasiness in my heart.
At the same time, Lin Yan'er's scream came from the dark alley, followed by Heizi's roar.
Just as the monkey and I were about to go in, they heard Kuroko say, "No need to come in."
Then we saw Kuroko walking out of the alley with a thin man. He poured black paint on his body and hid in the darkness and couldn't find it.
He struggled and said, "I just robbed me, please lock me up so that I can escape from prison. You must announce to the outside world that I was escaped from prison."
Zhang Hai asked him funnyly: "What do you want to do with me so black painted?"
The man retorted: "Please call me the invisibility master, I want to escape from prison with my invisibility skills."
Invisibility means applying yourself with pigments similar to nearby scenery in a specific location. Due to the difference in light and the angle of sight, it can achieve a simple invisibility effect. However, for sharp-eyed people, this trick cannot be hidden.
There was once a famous stealth master in the United States. He disguised himself next to the tire of a road roller. From morning to night, almost no one passing by was issued the disguiser.
This kind of art requires a relatively high level. Once there is a problem with the angle and position, the invisible art will be declared a failure this time.
It is obvious that the so-called invisibility master in front of us is just a poor outsider who uses darkness to hide himself, and ordinary people will do it.
Lin Yan'er disdainfully mocked her, obviously trying to avenge her scared and screamed by this person just now. She said, "Just rely on you? You don't even urinate and look at her, and are you still invisible masters?"
Hearing Lin Yan'er's words, the man retorted angrily: "You can insult me, but don't insult my art. When I successfully escape from prison, the facts will naturally slap you in the face."
Zhang Hai didn't want to get into trouble with this person anymore. After snatching the collection of poems from him, he said: "If you really want to go to prison, you can grab some valuable things now, and mine will definitely satisfy you."
This man wanted to snatch Zhang Hai's handcuffs: "Come on me quickly. I will disclose to the media on the day of the Art Conference how I escaped from prison. In addition to being an invisible master, I am also a jailbreak expert. When I become famous, I can consider not taking money from your prison."
Zhang Hai put it on the man's stomach and said, "If you don't leave, I will beat you to death. I wonder if you, the invisibility master, can avoid my fist."
The man left dejectedly, and before leaving, he said that he must successfully escape from prison, and he must be the champion of this art conference.
Zhang Hai wanted to say something, but found that his phone rang. After pressing the answer button, his face changed drastically.
"Go away quickly, the murderer injured the guard police at the crime scene and ran away."
When I heard this, I couldn't react for a moment. The murderer dared to go to the scene and injured the guard police?
We arrived at the scene after about five minutes and found a policeman sitting at the entrance of the small western-style building with blood on his face.
Seeing us coming, the guard policeman said with a look of fear: "I'm sorry, it's my dereliction of duty. I shouldn't play cards with my colleagues during working hours."
I had no intention of holding him accountable for his faults and asked him to tell the details.
He said: "Tonight we left two people to guard the scene. Because of boredom, my colleague and I sat at the basement door to play cards. Unexpectedly, the murderer rushed out of the basement and injured us before running away when we were not careful."
I frowned and asked, "Since the incident, there have been people guarding here for 24 hours. What do you mean is the murderer rushing out of the basement? Instead of coming in from outside and hurting you?"
He nodded and said, "Yes, we have never found any suspicious people coming in while guarding the crime scene, which means the murderer has been staying at the crime scene."
This sentence made our special case team burst into trouble. After we arrived, we carefully inspected the crime scene. How could the murderer hide inside without us being discovered?
Even Ou Ye felt incredible: "What do you mean is that when I was dissecting the body alone in the basement, I was alone with the murderer and the victim for nearly half an hour?"
When he said this, Ou Ye's face changed drastically.
Chapter completed!