Chapter 542: The Crooked Dragon King Li Yunfeng(1/2)
"Yun Feng?"
"Yun Feng!"
A familiar gentle moan woke Li Yunfeng up in a coma from the bed.
Li Yunfeng, who opened his eyes, turned his head and saw Da Yuer's beautiful figure floating in the couple's room.
Oh, Da Yu'er flew up.
etc!
This is the personal room of the main god space, but the main god merged the personal room of himself and Da Yu'er, which turned into the current husband and wife room.
So why does your wife fly in the couple's room?
Li Yunfeng, who felt something was wrong, stood up and looked around and found that the surrounding furniture, such as teleportation tables, chairs, space storage boxes, and even the double beds where he was lying, were floating, but...
"cut!"
Li Yunfeng noticed that the projection screen hanging on the wall was not affected at all, and spat in dissatisfaction: "How great would it be if the Lord God could get out of here."
Seeing that her husband woke up, Da Yuer asked, "Yun Feng, what's going on? Why did even I float up?"
What's going on?
Is it still necessary to say it!
Li Yunfeng sucked black air from the gravitational abilities Sigma. As Li Yunfeng successfully broke through, this ability naturally came to Li Yunfeng.
However, since gravity is the new ability that Li Yunfeng has acquired, he is not skilled in controlling it, which leads to the leakage of gravitational fluctuations in Li Yunfeng's unconscious state, causing gravitational chaos in the couple's room, and even Da Yu'er floats up.
"Don't worry, Da Yu'er."
Li Yunfeng explained: "I have mastered new abilities: gravity, but I am not very skilled in manipulation. Wait for me for a while."
After getting her husband's explanation, Da Yu'er also felt relieved and handed everything to Li Yunfeng.
With Li Yunfeng's current ability, he had basically mastered the gravitational control method in a few minutes, allowing Da Yu'er and the furniture in the room to be put back into its original position. I believe that the previous out of control will not occur again in the future.
"Okay!"
Li Yunfeng, who had the gravity, jumped off the bed and walked to Da Yuer. He was about to tell the story he encountered in the cyberpunk world, but Da Yuer said to her husband:
"Yun Feng, can you clean yourself first?"
Li Yunfeng was stunned and then realized that every time he broke through, he would sweat profusely due to painful struggles, as if he had run a marathon. However, he was the only one in the room before, and no matter how much Li Yunfeng smelled, it would not affect others.
But now, with Da Yu'er living in the same room with her, Li Yunfeng has to pay attention to his image. He cannot be careless just because he is his wife. This is the principle of a good man.
So Li Yunfeng pulled Da Yu'er into the bathroom, doing things like men and women, and then took the opportunity to send benefits and do some very good things!
Generally, online articles must be written like this, but Li Yunfeng won’t do that because:
"Master God, come out, don't think of peeping!"
Under Li Yunfeng's scolding, the main god who was about to peek finally appeared, and a projection representing him appeared on the screen:
"Tsk, Little Li Zi, I originally wanted to see you and your wife take a bath, so can't I give me benefits?"
"roll!"
Li Yunfeng refused the "good intention" of the Lord God and shouted: "Master God, you are also a wife, I want to see you and find a clown!"
Tell, if the harlequin can agree, will I still need such trouble?
Of course, the above content is all the words of the Lord God in his heart, and it will definitely not be known to outsiders. He will only say righteously:
"I am the omnipotent Lord God..."
However, before the Lord God finished speaking, Li Yunfeng rudely interrupted him and said, "Wait, Lord God, what's going on with your projection on the screen?"
As we all know, in order to cover up his true identity, when he talks with members of the main god space, he will only release yellow funny emoticons on the projection screen to represent the arrival of the main god's will.
But today, the original funny emoticon package was changed and turned into Li Yunfeng's avatar.
In fact, with Li Yunfeng's handsome appearance, it is normal for the main god to choose avatar, but the projected Li Yunfeng's avatar was obviously overtaken by the main god. The corner of his mouth on the left was raised, and he showed a demonic and crooked smile.
What is this?
I heard the main god say lightly: "Little Li, this is my new avatar, the crooked dragon king Li Yunfeng, how about it, it's not bad!"
The crooked-mouthed Dragon King Li Yunfeng?
If you want to be the new avatar of the god?
In other words, when the Lord God communicates with other members in the future, he will show this new image...
Thinking of this, Li Yunfeng, who is the image prototype, felt ashamed and immediately shouted: "Master God, I'm a god, I'm a fairy, Banban, exchange it for me!"
"don't want!"
The Lord God was like a child and quarreled with Li Yunfeng: "I like this image. The crooked-mouthed Dragon King is very good. Moreover, Little Li, it is your honor to be chosen as the image prototype by me, the omnipotent landlord God!
"I am honored to be aware that I have never watched "The Son-in-law"!"
Li Yunfeng shouted at the main god: "The protagonist was later green!"
It turns out that the magical crooked expression comes from the protagonist in the famous online article "The Son-in-law".
Moreover, "The Son-in-law" is actually a tragedy wearing a cool romance, because according to the relevant plot, the protagonist's wife left the protagonist with her children and walked with others in the later stage...
No wonder Li Yunfeng, who has a second wife, was so disgusted with the main god general, the Crooked Mouth Dragon King, as his new avatar, and the two started arguing on the spot!
Li Yunfeng: "Change it!"
Lord God: "No!"
"Change it!"
"don't want!"
"Change it!"
"don't want!"
Da Yu'er, who was standing beside her, looked at the two "children" in front of her quarrel and quarrel, and couldn't help but shake her head...
A few minutes later, the Lord God and Li Yunfeng finally reached a reconciliation and gave each other a piece of candy... Cough cough, they made concessions.
The main god promised to arrange a free guidance opportunity for famous teachers to Li Yunfeng so that Li Yunfeng can better master his own abilities, especially the newly mastered gravity. Li Yunfeng also promised to let the shameful demonic avatar as the new avatar of the main god, and complete a task within three stars and no big pit for the main god.
From this point of view, it seems that Li Yunfeng has made a profit?
not necessarily!
"Hehe, Little Li, it's time to talk about the serious matter now!"
The main god used the avatar of the crooked Dragon King and said, "Because your mission in the cyberpunk world failed, I will not tell you any information about the robbery and murder case according to the agreement."
Hearing this, Da Yuer immediately asked her husband: "Yun Feng, have you failed?"
Li Yunfeng didn't say anything, but just nodded silently.
The Lord God took the opportunity to describe Li Yunfeng's experience in the cyberpunk world, especially Xiaomei's favoritism for Li Yunfeng, and then deliberately said in accent:
"Da Yu'er, now you know, why did your husband fail?"
According to the description of the main god, it seems that Li Yunfeng failed because of being tempted by beauty, but Da Yu'er will not be deceived by the main god:
"Come on, Lord God, don't think I don't know what's going on in the cyberpunk world, my friend was furious and dealing with the shadow."
It turned out that Da Yu'er knew about the situation of the black shadow, and after she glanced at her husband, she said to the Lord God:
"I believe my husband will not do anything to betray the family!"
"More importantly, Lord God, if I remember correctly, the mission in the Cyberpunk world should be a self-selected task, and there will be no punishment even if it fails!"
In fact, in Da Yuer's words, the last one is the key. From a rule point of view, although the mission in the Cyberpunk world was done by the main god, the task itself is still a self-selected task, not a forced task, and there is no penalty for failure.
Da Yu'er is very smart. As long as she is determined to choose her own mission, the main god will have no reason to punish Li Yunfeng unless she cheats on her.
So, after listening to Da Yu'er's words, the Lord God "cuts"
That's right, the main god really wanted to punish Li Yunfeng, but after Da Yu'er's argument, he couldn't do it anymore.
What?
Let the Lord God cheat?
Although the Lord God is usually as thick-skinned as the Milky Way, he really can't stand his old face in this matter.
Fortunately, the Lord God did not speak directly before, pointing out that he wanted to punish Li Yunfeng, so he immediately borrowed the donkey to go downhill and said:
"You don't need to remind me, Da Yu'er, the rules of the main god space are set by me. Of course, I will act according to the rules. There is no punishment for failure of the self-selected task, so you don't need to be too careful."
"On the contrary, my good brother, Li Zi, has great fortune and great fortune under my protection. Even if the mission fails, he will gain a lot!"
"Look at the system prompts!"
Under the prompt from the main god, Li Yunfeng looked through the system prompts, and then his eyes lit up. He saw the marked in the system prompt:
"The kill coupon Sigma rewards 11,000 unlimited points."
Sigma is a coupon!
To be continued...