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Chapter 140: An Unprecedented Food Culture(1/2)

"The galloping is fast, and the battle between thousands of horses is still full of energy."

Xiao Ming's poem trembled rapidly, and there was a neighing sound of war horses between the pen. Then the peaks began to slowly fall towards Han Qiushang under the rapid flow of water!

"Cold autumn sorrow, cold autumn sorrow..."

Wen Chongshan, Chen Yan and others were very anxious and shouted, "Wake up quickly, Xiao Ming is going to kill you!"

Unfortunately, Han Qiushang is as stupid as a wooden chicken, and it is simply unheard of!

Seeing the mountain peak falling, Xiao Ming suddenly raised his talisman pen, which seemed to break the sky, and shouted in one breath: The mountain pierced the blue sky and has not yet broken. The sky is about to fall... and it depends on it. (Note: Excerpted from the Saint Ancestor's "Sixteen-character Order")

As Xiao Ming sang, the mountains turned into swords, the waves turned into horses, and the earth talismans that had not condensed around hit Han Qiushang. As the whistling sounded, it felt like the sky was about to fall!

After Xiao Ming finished singing, his arms hung down weakly, as if he could not bear the extraordinary momentum of the chanting poems!

"Boom boom boom..." The sword-shaped mountain peak and the horse-shaped waves roared with the power of the talisman, landing on the mountain condensed by Han Qiushang, on the huge rocks!

Amid the roar, the huge rocks were broken, the mountain fell, and many earth talismans rose up like the hustle and bustle of dust...

Seeing this, the students exclaimed: "My Talisman God, Xiao Ming's Earth Talisman's Battle Power..."

"Xiao Ming's earth talisman combat power is far more than 501!!!"

Yan Xihu's eyes widened and said happily: "It seems that he has no literary field and is also improving!"

"The problem is..." Yan Zhenqing said in confusion, "He has no literary style, where does the Fu Xiang combat power come from?"

After saying that, Yan Xihu sighed again, "It's a pity that his talisman fighting power is still not as good as Han Qiushang. No matter how many methods he has and how excellent the talisman chants, he cannot break Han Qiushang's defense!"

Sure enough, with the roar, Han Qiushang's eyes moved and he looked around like he woke up from a dream. Although there was a look of shock on his face, he still sneered more. He shouted: "Xiao Ming, even if you use the illusion talisman with illusion, so what? In the face of absolute combat power, everything is nothing..."

As he said that, the Han Qiu Shang Talisman's pen suddenly pointed out.

"Boom boom boom..." The previously broken mountain rock was born tenaciously under the impact of Xiao Ming's stone sword, rolling down towards Xiao Ming like an avalanche!

"Marbleballs, meatballs..."

"Tao Pig Head, Tao Pig Head..."

Seeing the danger, many freshmen shouted hurriedly, in their eyes, Xiao Ming’s unique skill should be the seafood meatballs!

"Haha..." Xiao Ming smiled slightly and said, "As you wish!"

Immediately, Xiao Ming chanted the talisman in his mouth and changed again: "Fire is the wrath of heaven and earth..."

"Brush and brush..." A fire talisman suddenly rushed out from the surging earth talisman!

Xiao Ming's fu pen is randomly lit, and the rhythm of chanting the fuji is suddenly changed: "... Roasted mutton, roasted beef, roasted liver tips, roasted fat intestines, roasted fish heads, roasted beans, roasted lilies, fried tofu, fried noodles..."

As Xiao Ming sang, balls of fire talismans turned into barbecue beef and mutton, fat intestines, fish heads and other things flew towards the rolling rocks...

Just as the fire talisman turned into food, Xiao Ming suddenly felt that his curse palace was shocked and his mind was not exhausted. Xiao Ming felt that there was a faint green light column falling from the inexplicable talisman character, hitting the talisman ball in his dantian, and it was falling on the black talisman character!

The black talisman character bloomed with a pitch-black luster, and then the entire talisman ball began to rotate rapidly. There was a phantom on the black talisman character breaking through the air, falling down from Xiao Ming's eyebrows!

"Ah??" Xiao Ming felt something strange and was shocked, "I... am I going to sprinkle the seeds?"

At this time, the food transformed by the fire talisman had already collided with the giant rock and earth talisman.

"Puff puff puff..."

To everyone's surprise, the barbecue beef collided with the huge rock, the rocks were broken, and the flames rolled! Some flames directly penetrated the huge rocks!!

"ah??"

Han Qiushang was also stunned.

Xiao Ming thought and shouted loudly: "Han Qiushang, you... are you farting?"

"You...you fart!"

Han Qiushang didn't understand why Xiao Ming said this, and on the other side, Xiao Ming had already activated the talisman consciousness and took out another talisman pen from the talisman bag and sent it to his right hand.

Xiao Ming hid his right hand in his sleeve and sang in a low voice:

The wind is in harmony with the air and rest as well as people. There is rain in the wind to simmer the ground, and flowers in the wind can spread fragrance. The wind loves stinky tofu the most: famous people have always had different spring flowers because of the stinky smell. When fried, it turns golden, and the jade plate comes, it is also appetizing when served. Stinky tofu, stinky tofu, and fried stinky tofu that has just been out of the pot, let him get into the stinky smell, blow with the wind, blow with the wind, and blow into his nostrils to wrap his heart and lungs! (Stinky tofu talisman: made by Xiao Hua, Tiandao)

Xiao Ming's right hand trembled slightly, looking at Han Qiushang.

Amid the "puff" wind, an unspeakable stench floated from the cold autumn sorrow...

"It smells so smelly..."

"It's so stinking..."

The students covered their noses and shouted.

Xiao Ming shouted, "Han Qiushang, I said it wasn't you who farted, listen, it wasn't the sound of you who farted just now..."

"I...I..."

Han Qiushang still had to argue, Xiao Ming suddenly exclaimed, "My Talisman! Han Qiushang, hurry up, fart again, I beg you..."

“What are you doing…??”

Han Qiushang was puzzled. Where could there be such a person? He was begging people to fart?

If you ask me to let it go, will I let it go?

So Han Qiushang said something he would regret for the rest of his life: "If you ask me to let me go, will I just let it go? I just put one, and I will put it up again or not. It's useless to ask me..."

Xiao Ming felt the phantom of the talisman to his eyebrows. Xiao Ming's eyebrows numb, as if they were hit by thunder. This numb feeling spread like water to all parts of the body, and Xiao Hua's body also trembled like a swaying sound.

Xiao Hua's voice was also so numb and beautiful. He screamed in surprise: "Sir, I...I've farted when I smell Han Qiushang, I...I'm going to sow the next text..."

“How is that possible??”

Han Qiushang was really soaring from the sky. He murmured, "How is it possible? He... He has no literary fields, how can he sow the literary seeds..."

Just as Han Qiushang was stunned, Xiao Ming waved the Han Frost pen in his left hand again, and the talisman chanting in his mouth changed again:

I want to eat barbecue

I'll get another glass of wine

Oh, I want to eat barbecue

Don't ask me how much cooked I want to bake

Can't you see

There is a big sun in this sky

Feel less pretending in front of me

The tenderness of the moon

I just want to

Grilled grilled grilled grilled grilled grilled grilled

Bake your oil...

("Barbecue March" is a song sung by singers Cui Zige and Rushilang, composed by Rushilang and arranged by Chen Sitong)

As Xiao Ming sang, the flames that had just penetrated the mountain rock rushed towards Han Qiushang in extreme arrogance, and even more flames turned into fire dragons and penetrated the mountain rocks and surrounded Han Qiushang!

"Impossible..." Han Qiushang screamed as if he was lost, "Xiao Ming's talisman fighting power cannot exceed 800..."

Unfortunately, this was just Han Qiushang's wishful thinking. Xiao Ming's talisman pen activated, and the flames had penetrated the mountain rocks and grabbed Han Qiushang like a big hand, and then rolled in the air like barbecue. On the Han Frost Pen... there was also the smell of barbecue sauce overflowing...

"Sauce roasted Han Qiushang...haha..."

"BBQ Cold Autumn Skewers..."

All the students laughed wildly. The climax of this talisman fight broke out and the situation turned around in the end. It was really satisfying to watch!

"Stop playing! Hurry..." Yan Xihu had already stood up when he heard Xiao Ming's exclamation, but he couldn't believe it. Moreover, the smell of stinky tofu around Han Qiushang was too strong, so he didn't dare to get close.

Seeing Xiao Ming win, Yan Xihu rushed over and was about to urge Xiao Ming, his eyes fell on Xiao Ming's eyebrows and exclaimed: "You... your natal talisman..."

At this time, the word "小" between Xiao Ming's eyebrows was clearly visible. Isn't it the word "小"?

Ordinary people sow texts. Most of the natal talismans condensed between their eyebrows are gold, wood, water, fire, earth, and five elements. A few of them have talismans such as ice and wind. Yan Xihu has never heard of anyone's natal talismans...food!

"What's wrong with my natal talisman?"

Xiao Ming also had a bad premonition!

"Food?!!"

"Xiao Ming's natal talisman is food?"

"Haha, this is the name! Didn't you see him, a foodie, just now you were going to barbecue Han Qiushang?"

Xiao Ming wanted to kneel down on the word "food". What kind of talisman is not good? It just means "food"?

"What is this going on?" Yan Zhenqing came over and scolded, "Xiao Ming won this fu fight. Why don't you send Xiao Ming to Wenzhong Zhuang Fu Jing Room?"

"Yes, yes..." Yan Xihu also woke up and hurriedly pulled Xiao Ming and said, "Go to the quiet room for me!"

"Okay..." Xiao Ming said, his body still.

"Why don't you leave?" Yan Xihuqi said.
To be continued...
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