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Chapter 70 Blowing bullshit and complaining to King Yama

The blood-colored talisman bull head was stunned for a moment. It looked at its blood-colored phantom incredibly, and then at the bell yellow that was clean like a pure virgin.

When the bun just woke up, it was impossible for him to punch the bull in the center of the bull, so the bull rolled down the bucket's fist, and his remaining momentum hit Xiao Ming's chest!

"Bun, bun..." Xiao Ming was anxious and shouted, "Kick, kick quickly..."

Without the stimulation of braised pork head, the bun tilted its head and continued to sleep sweetly. How could it be that it could deal with the beef that could kill Xiao Ming!

"puff……"

Xiao Ming felt a pain in his chest, and he didn't realize that he was sad and was about to die!

"Shen Shen, I won't call you Sixi from now on. There is some talisman money on my bedside. If you ask the buns to buy you..." Xiao Ming thought to himself, he looked at the big-faced cat, but when he saw the big-faced cat, Xiao Ming suddenly became furious!

Madan, I'm going to die. I'm saying a few last words, but you still ignore them. Why are you doing when you stand on the horns of the talisman ox head?

"You...you go to die..."

Of course, this is not Xiao Ming's roar, it is the blood-colored talisman bull head that is angry. It roars and pounces on Xiao Ming's eyebrows, trying to occupy Xiao Ming's body!

Ghost body!!

Xiao Ming was also stupid because he thought the blood-colored talisman bull head would not move, but in fact, this time the blood-colored talisman bull head was booming, and rushed into Xiao Ming's eyebrows with "rumbling" steps and caught Xiao Ming off guard.

Madon, I'm going to die again!

Why is there another "re"?

Forget it, the dead pigs on both sides are not afraid of boiling water!

Xiao Ming looked around with a look of death, took off his shirt, and lay next to Ye Fanxing, saying, "Brother Ye, I'm going to die too, I'll be with you..."

After saying that, Xiao Ming closed his eyes.

What Xiao Ming didn't know was that the blood-colored talisman bull head rushed into Xiao Ming's eyebrows and became dumb!

This is an inexplicable space, very different from what it had seen before. It just landed in the space, "Boom boom..." The whole space roared, and three blurry outlines showed their body shape. The blood-colored talisman bull head was shocked. It looked incredibly at a vague human body and snake tail, with seven hands behind it, two hands in front, and holding the outline of two Teng snakes in hand. It felt like the outline was a breath of easily killing it!

"I... am I going to the wrong place?"

The blood-colored talisman bull head looked around shyly and muttered a few words. Seeing that the three contours only showed their figure and did not take action, the bull's eyes turned and said with a smile, "Sorry, you guys are busy, say goodbye..."

However, when the blood-colored talisman bull's head turns, where is there an exit?

"Three big brothers..." The blood-colored talisman bull head felt that if he had legs, he would definitely kneel down. It cried and said, "You are good, can you let the small ones go? The small ones will definitely turn back to the right!"

Let’s talk about Xiao Ming, after lying for a while, he felt a little cold. He shrank his neck and looked at Ye Fanxing’s snow-white chest next to him, and said with a wry smile, “It’s quite cold on the road to the underworld. Boy Ye, let’s stop catching a cold…”

As he said that, Xiao Ming first put on his middle clothes and put his outer clothes on Ye Fanxing. He also pinched Ye Fanxing a few times and said with some worries, "How did this guy practice his chest muscles! If he could go out alive, he must ask, I'm full of fat..."

After putting on his clothes and laying down, Xiao Ming suddenly remembered something again. He got up and picked up the talisman sword. He looked at the big-faced cat who was still standing on the talisman horn, which seemed to be thinking about the cat. He breathed and thought, and opened his mouth and swallowed the talisman sword under his tongue!

This time was different from last time. Xiao Ming had just closed his eyes, and his eyes flashed before him and he actually reached that inexplicable space.

As soon as Xiao Ming showed his dragon head's body, he heard the blood-colored talisman bull head silhouetted there, "Three brothers, you guys are talking, I'm so lonely..."

"Oh, another big brother comes, your surname is..."

Ma Dan, this bullhead ghost must have just swallowed a long-winded old talisman scholar!

Xiao Ming was about to speak, "Boom boom boom..." The outline of the human body and the snake tail was immediately reacted. Two snake-shaped electric shots flew out from the hands on the chest, tied up the blood-colored talisman cow head. The seven hands behind and the chest were stretched out at the same time, holding the blood-colored talisman cow head, and then... it twisted hard like twisting a towel!

Seeing the blood-colored talisman ox head turned into blood and oozing into the hands of the snake tail of the human body, the outline of the snake tail gradually increased and clear. Xiao Ming smiled bitterly and said, "This is the way in heaven, you don't go, and you can break in hell..."

"You...you..." The bullhead ghost shouted, "Ghost..."

"You are the ghost, your whole family is the ghost!"

Xiao Ming cursed, "I didn't look like a ghost when I was handsome?"

Fu Gui said anxiously, "This...where is this?"

"My heaven, your hell!"

"You...you shouldn't kill me..." The blood-colored talisman bull head has no shape, only a layer of blood shadow left. It struggled, "You humans eat my meat, drink my milk, and finally eat my soul. What do I... owe you?"

"There's no way!" Xiao Ming shrugged, spread his hands, and said shyly, "Who makes your meat delicious and your milk delicious? So I can only eat your soul and let you stand shoulder to shoulder with me!"

"Fatty, you are so shameless!"

Hearing this, Xiao Ming sneered and said righteously, "Do you know shamelessness? Let me ask you, in the Luofu Tiandi, do cows live in harmony with people, or do they become hatred because of evil? The human race raises cattle, gives you peace and care, and the cattle give humans meat and milk, which are all arrangements of the god of talismans."

"Everything is not perfect. You cannot question all the flaws with some flaws. Or, you have read so many talisman books, but you are just generalizing them from a sideline and reading dead books!"

"You avenge the talisman cows that were killed, and I naturally want to avenge the people who were eaten by you. What's wrong with that?"

The blood-colored talisman bull head was speechless, and it argued, "It is your human race who eats us first..."

"Ma Dan, I'm only twelve years old. You tell me such a profound life, I can understand it so much!" Xiao Ming was furious, "Anyway, I'm going to die, why bother with you!"

As they spoke, the blood-colored talisman bull head had become a faint blood shadow. Hundreds and thousands of figures and bull shadows surged out like opening a cowshed. These figures and figures looked broken.

"Hmph..." Xiao Ming snorted coldly, "I'm covered in white hair and said that others are fairies, you have swallowed a lot of the souls of the talisman cow..."

"Amitabha..." As soon as Xiao Ming's voice fell to the ground, a Buddha shadow appeared, and then the Buddha sect's mantra sounded, turning into "卍" characters fell on these figures and bull shadows.

Seeing the Buddha's light flashing and the Niu Ying disappearing, Xiao Ming shouted, "I'll go, this... this is a ferry! It's amazing, my brother..."

The largest "卍" character fell on the blood shadow of the blood-colored talisman bull head. A strong bull shadow appeared. The bull shadow's fist-sized eyes stared at Xiao Ming and said, "I'm going, can I ask you the last question?"

"Tell me quickly if you have something to say, and let me go if you have farts, so don't be in a hurry to reincarnate!"

"You...are you a teenager?"

"Oh..." Xiao Ming sighed and said, "It must have been a long time to go there. If you have time, you might as well ask King Yama if I can complain to him in this situation!!!"

After saying that, Xiao Ming shouted, "Lin..."

"Brush..." The Buddha's light surged out, turned into the "卍" character and fell into the blood-colored talisman bull's eyebrows, and the bull's shadow quickly disappeared.

Madan, Fu Niugui is gone, what should I do?

Xiao Ming opened his eyes, jumped up from the platform and shouted.

"Shisanlang..." The big-faced cat finally spoke. It looked at the Qianye Mandala flowers all over the sky, and the cow heads inside with eyes or mouths, and said solemnly, "I finally figured it out that they can be eaten!!"

Xiao Ming almost jumped into the bone skeleton from the platform. You thought for a long time. I killed the cow's head, and then you said this!

You are enjoying me!

Before Xiao Ming's anger could be spilled out, the big-faced cat said another sentence, and Xiao Ming was completely out of the atmosphere!

"But, I don't know how to eat..."

OK, there are you, Sixi Meatballs! You are waiting...

I'll let you eat it!

Xiao Ming said, shouting at the nearest Chiba Mandala flower, "Lin!"

"Brush..." A Buddha light flashed between Xiao Ming's eyebrows, and a "卍" character emerged from his body, hitting the Qianye Mandala flower like a meteor!

"Moo..." The bull head screamed in the mandala flower and actually flew out of the mandala flower, as if it was blown to the high place of space!

"My Talisman!" Looking at the bulging bull's head, the big-faced cat shouted, "So this is bragging. Fatty, I guess the cowhide will fly all over the sky in a while, right?"

"Bang..." But I didn't know that the swelling cowhide reached a high place and suddenly exploded, and the cow's head disappeared with the naked eye!

Xiao Ming said viciously, "Eat, eat, eat, I'll let you eat!"

"Haha, fat man, I can eat it, I can eat it, I love you so much!" To Xiao Ming's surprise, Xiao Ming's fire cutting under the cauldron not only did not make the big-faced cat fur, but the big-faced cat laughed and pounced on it. The mandala flower without a cow's head was swallowed by it in one bite!

The big-faced cat twisted his butt wildly and shouted, "How did you know?"

Xiao Ming was also dumbfounded. He scratched his head and smiled shamelessly, "Who am I? I am not only the wise and powerful Shisanlang, but also Xiao Ming who can understand you. You clearly understand your heart, I am willing to listen to your thoughts..."

"That's great, I'm so moved that I'm drooling..." The big-faced cat said with excitement on his face, "Hurry, hurry up, I want to eat, you brag quickly..."

Since Xiao Ming understood that "real" means transcending, he would of course not hesitate to overcome these bulls and ghosts, but... but he didn't expect to pay his life because of transcending these bulls and ghosts!

The problem is that with a big-faced cat-like urging, Xiao Ming had to roar like a desperate person, his voice hoarsely, and he passed the last bullhead!

Real bragging!!

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