Chapter 67 Tsundere Defeated Dog-Kurama!
Chapter 67 The arrogant and despicable dog - Jiu Lama!
Staring at the Nine Lama in front of him, Boss Mo's mouth twitched: "Shouhe?"
He felt a little bit quiet, but Lama Jiu still pretended to be calm. He pointed at the tail that he had already gathered together: "Of course! Look at my tail, one by one."
Boss Mo looked at the other party with fun, and then asked back: "Are you sure?"
Looking at the other party's playful eyes, the Nine Lama waved her big claws in awe and was angry: "What are you talking about! I said I am Shoushen, I am Shoushen!"
Boss Mo shrugged with a helpless expression: "Okay, Shouhe, do you know Jiu Lama?"
The expression on Jiuwei's face froze, then he went crazy and howled like a defeated dog: "Ahhhh, you human is so hateful!"
Staring at the crazy Jiutail, Boss Mo was very calm.
This is his own pet shop, which is absolutely safe. Not to mention Jiuwei, even if the Six Dao Immortals' mother comes, she will tease her if she wants to.
He took out a red apple from the table and Boss Mo threw it over: "Eat an apple."
Nine-tails did not use their claws to connect, but turned their heads and bit the red apple in one bite, feeling the sweet and sour juice bursting in their mouths. The taste buds that had not tried the taste for more than ten years exploded at this moment!
Nine Lama's eyes lit up, and a happy expression appeared in their bright eyes: "Well, it smells so good!"
Then, when Jiu Lama saw the black thing facing him in Boss Mo's hand, he couldn't help but ask curiously: "What is in your hand by humans?"
Faced with the doubts of Lama Jiu, Boss Mo touched his chin and a harsh smile appeared on his face: "Oh? This is called a camera, a very fun thing, do you want to see it?"
The poor Nine Lama had no idea what was going on. He was trapped in the sewer for twelve years and had not seen the light of day. At this moment, he appeared in a strange environment, like an excited curious baby, full of curiosity about everything strange: "Okay, human, I find that I like you a little!"
Then……
Looking at his stupid expression in the camera, the expression of Jiu Lama couldn't help but become frightened. He pointed at Boss Mo tremblingly and made a super fierce expression: "Human, are you a devil? Delete it! Delete it for me immediately!"
Boss Mo rolled his eyes: "Haha, if you say you can delete it, then I'm very embarrassed?"
What a joke? This is the dark history of Nine Lamas.
Very commemorative value!
How could I delete it myself?
Nine Lama was crazy again. He swung his claws and grabbed it in front of him, wailing like a defeated dog: "Ahhh, I want to kill you, humans, I must kill you! Ahhhhhh!"
Three minutes later, Boss Mo took out the leftover Kanto cooked food at noon, picked up a bunch and placed it in front of the angry Nine Lama: "Do you want to eat Kanto cooked food? Although it is cold, it tastes very good."
"..." Jiu Lama turned his head arrogantly: "I don't eat it! I tell you, humans, unless you delete it, I will not eat it!"
Boss Mo ignored the arrogant defeated dog. He casually placed the wooden box cooked by Guandong on the counter and ignored it.
After a while, accompanied by a chewing sound, Nine Lama said: "Well, it smells so good!"
With his furry claws, holding the small bamboo sticks cooked by Guandong, Jiu Lama's huge body lazily lay lazily in front of Boss Mo's counter. At this moment, he was not as tough as before: "By humans, where is this place? How could I appear here?"
Boss Mo was stunned. He put down the [Chakra Condensation Method] in his hand, thought for a while, and finally said uncertainly: "This should be my home, right? By the way, do you want to add some chili oil? It will feel amazing."
Home? This word is quite far away from Boss Mo.
Boss Mo has been to many worlds. From the day he became a pet shop owner, there are no thousand worlds, but there are still seven or eight hundred worlds, but in every world, Boss Mo is a passerby.
Boss Mo once thought that one day he would return to the world he was born.
But so many years have passed, and Boss Mo has given up.
So the word "home"?
For Boss Mo, it is really an out of reach.
However, Boss Mo is not lonely either, because he also has Bailey, a clingy little goblin. Although he has no home, he has a pet shop to accompany him.
Lama Jiu did not see the change in Boss Mo's expression, or his attention was attracted by Boss Mo's next sentence.
The fiery red eyes flashed with a ray of excitement, and the nine big furry tails that were waving seemed to tell Boss Mo that the big fox was eager to try at this moment.
Lama Jiu looked at Boss Mo. For the question of politeness, he looked embarrassed: "Is it really OK?"
Boss Mo shrugged indifferently: "Of course, there are two types of red lanterns and Erjingtiao. By the way, there is also a super perverted devilish spicy food. Which one do you want?"
"What is a pervert?" Jiu Lama looked at Boss Mo in confusion.
Boss Mo didn't know how to explain it. He scratched his head. He hesitatedly looked at the bottle of fiery red chili oil that was pulled out of the counter drawer, and finally gave an uncertain explanation: "Is it really amazing?"
Then, with Boss Mo's expression on his face, "You are trying to die." Nine Lama patted his thighs heavily, looking heroic: "Then I want to be devilish!"
After one minute:
"Ah, huh~, so spicy, huh~"
"Humans are going to die, dying, huh ~ so spicy!"
"No, no, huh huh ~ I can't do it anymore, but human, the peppers are delicious!"
Generally speaking, spicyness is divided into ten levels, and the spicyness unit is: SHU
Level 1: 0-500
Level 2: 500-1000
Level 3: 1000-1500
Level 4: 1500-2500
Level 5: 2500-5000
CET-6: 5000-15000
Level 7: 15000-30000
Level 8: 30000-50000
Level 9: 50000-100000
Level 10: 100,000 or above
The spiciness of normal hot pot should be from level 2 to level 3.
And Boss Mo's special perverted spicy devilish spicy? It is chili oil made from Death Chili. The spicyness is diluted, but it still has a spicyness of more than 2 million yuan.
To be honest, Boss Mo only ate this special devil spicy oil once after it was made.
So looking at the spicy-slushed eyes, sweating, and swollen lips like sausages, Boss Mo couldn't help but wipe the cold sweat from his forehead: "It's delicious, I'll treat you to hot pot next time, don't call me human, I have a name, Mo."
Nine Lama: "Okay, human."
Nine Lama: "I know, human."
Time passed by minute by minute, and the last kanto was cooked and eaten. Jiuwei let out a long breath of spicy food.
He seemed to be poisoned, his huge body was lying on the floor on the second floor, his eyes staring at the sky with no mind, big drops of sweat slid down his hair, looking extremely embarrassed, looking like he was being played with.
I don’t know how long it took, but the spicy feeling in my mouth had dissipated. Jiu Lama raised his furry head and looked at Boss Mo hesitantly: “By the way, humans, do you think you can get me out again?”
Boss Mo was not surprised how Jiu Lama knew that he was still sealed inside Naruto.
Because when entering the second-floor pet store, as long as you contact your own card, you don’t need to tell some information and you will naturally understand it.
So although Lama Jiu didn't know how Boss Mo got him here, he knew that as long as he left here, he would return to the sewer that was invisible!
Faced with the doubts of Jiu Lama, Boss Mo calmly drank wolfberry and red date tea: "Yes, as long as I want, I can bring you here at any time, but the problem is that you can't go anywhere except here."
Nine Lama was stunned, and a hint of excitement flashed in her eyes: "That's great, Mo, do a favor..."
Boss Mo rolled his eyes: "Stop, stop making trouble, think about how long we have known each other before talking."
Lama Jiu was stunned. As soon as Boss Mo finished speaking, the excitement flashing in his eyes was extinguished in an instant.
He was stunned for a long time, and finally shook his head with a self-deprecating voice: "Yes, I'm thinking too much. By the way, why do you want to get me out?"
There is no love without reason, nor no hatred without reason.
Jiuwei's IQ may not be high, but he lives long.
He understood that Boss Mo brought him over, not to treat himself to a meal.
But no matter what, even if it was only a short while before leaving the dark sewer, Jiu Lama was satisfied.
Besides, I have eaten so much food that I have never eaten before!
Boss Mo put down the thermos in his hand. He thought for a moment and finally pointed at his chest: "Look, do you think there is anything different from a normal person?"
Chapter completed!