Chapter 34 Crusade Linjiazhuang (1)
Now that he had decided to attack Linjiazhuang and destroy this "den of thieves", Zhang Shun dispatched troops and sent people to inquire about Linjiazhuang. It turned out that Linjiazhuang stood on the back of a mountain and was surrounded by wood and stone walls, leaving only a main entrance for entry and exit.
.The Linjiazhuang is surrounded by streams. One side and the main entrance are surrounded by streams, and the other side is a cliff. The stream flows down from the top, forming a small waterfall.
Zhang Shun asked carefully and thought: No wonder Linjiazhuang is so arrogant. Even the government does not want to offend him. It turns out that the terrain is steep and difficult to defend and difficult to attack. If you attack from the front gate and the side, you need to climb over the mountains and ridges and gradually approach. The opponent is condescending.
, not only is it easy to defend but difficult to attack, but it can also have a panoramic view of the enemy's situation.
If we attack from the other two sides, on one side of the waterfall, the water wall is so steep that no one can climb on it; behind the mountain are cliffs, which are higher and deeper than the other side of the waterfall, making it difficult to climb. Zhang Shun smacked his mouth, this is really not possible.
It's easy to handle. Of course, if it were easy to handle, it would have been handled by someone else, and it wouldn't be his turn.
When I asked the person about the information again, I learned that besides Lin Mingde, he also had two sworn brothers. This second brother was called the "Ogre King" and his surname was only Li. I didn't know his name. Very few people had seen him.
His third brother, whom he calls "Flower Monk", is actually a promiscuous monk who specializes in finding beautiful girls with Lin Mingde and plundering them for sex and humiliation. It is said that girls from all over the country marry far away early to avoid being humiliated, so the young people around him have to
Started a bachelor fight.
Zhang Shun couldn't think of a way, so he had to call everyone together to brainstorm. Zhao Yutou was a fisherman and Zhouzi, and he didn't know much about the war, so he naturally had nothing to say. At this time, Chen Jindou saw Taoist Master Ma leave and became "silent"
Zhao Yutou looked like he would give up on me and said: "My lord, this is an easy matter. I have a plan to ensure that no chickens or dogs are left in Linjiazhuang."
"Oh? What's your plan?" Zhang Shun asked in surprise.
"This mountain forest is easy to catch fire, and this village is built on a mountain, so it will be burned down!" Chen Jindou said nonchalantly.
"This..." Although Zhang Shun heard that a forest was on fire in his previous life, there were green grass and trees everywhere. How could he light it?
"Absolutely not, this is absolutely impossible!" Zhang Shun took a look, but it was Chen Jingzhi and Zhang Shenyan who advised him in unison.
"Why not?" Zhang Shun thought to himself, shouldn't it be because this matter is not feasible? This is because Zhang Shun's knowledge is narrow-minded. In the mountains and forests, dead branches and rotten leaves accumulate all year round. If he accidentally catches it, he will burn the mountain.
Rhythm. It is not like people living in the plains think. Grass and trees contain water and cannot be ignited.
"This plan is very poisonous and harmful to the peace of the world. It is not a pity for the evildoers in Linjiazhuang to die. How can we pity the people who were kidnapped by them?" Chen Jingzhi asked in return.
Zhang Shenyan hesitated for a moment and said: "As the saying goes, 'water and fire are merciless', this mountain fire is no better than other things. Once it starts, it can't be controlled. I'm afraid that if these rolling green mountains are burned, the evil will be far greater than that of Linjiazhuang."
When Zhang Shun heard this, it was indeed true: Although fire prevention has been prevented every year in later generations, once the forest caught fire, firefighters were often injured. He said, "In this case, I won't mention it in advance. What are your plans?"
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Everyone, look at me and I look at you, not knowing how to solve this matter. In the end, Chen Jingzhi smiled bitterly and said: "Thousands of strategies all depend on the situation. There are only a few common methods, either water or fire.
Either a night attack and a backstab, it depends on the opponent's carelessness, otherwise there is no other way."
Zhang Shun thought to himself that now that he had a cannon in his hand, he was very afraid of birds. He really couldn't do it. He just bombed Linjiazhuang. So he ordered a team to assemble and led Wukong, Wei Congyi, Xiao Qinhu, Chen Jindou and Zhang Shenyan, a total of 400 people to go.
The crusade was against Lin Mingde. Chen Changzhen, Zhang Sanbai and Zhao Yutou were left to guard here and supervise the construction of artillery armor.
When everyone arrived at the Linjiazhuang, they looked up and saw that the terrain was really steep. The Linjiazhuang was almost located among the clouds. Everyone was afraid, but Zhang Shun smiled and said: "The strength of a country lies in virtue rather than danger.
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After hearing this, Zhang Shenyan glanced at him and said, "I think you are also a scholar after all, and you know a lot about the words of saints. 'How can you be a thief when you are a beautiful woman?'"
"Haha, if a beautiful woman doesn't want to be a thief, can she only become a thief and become a wife of a stronghold? I can't help it. Thirty years to the east of Hedong and thirty years to the west of Hexi. Don't bully young people into poverty!" Zhang Shun laughed and said
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Zhang Shenyan was speechless after hearing this. What had happened to this guy? What nonsense was he talking about?
When everyone arrived at Linjiazhuang, they had already seen Zhang Shun's team, so they closed the village gate and stood firm.
Zhang Shun was good at using people, so he sent Wukong out to scold him. The monkey walked up to him and shouted loudly: "My good grandson in the village, listen to your grandpa, open the door quickly and welcome back your new grandpa."
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One sentence was like stabbing a hornet's nest, and the people in Zhuangzi rushed to the arrow tower to retaliate and cursed non-stop. After cursing for a long time, Wukong took out his earwax and said: "Since you don't recognize grandpa, forget it.
Then please invite your grandpa into the house for a sip of turtle soup."
The people in the village were puzzled and reported it to Lin Mingde. Lin Mingde personally climbed up the arrow tower and saw the enemy in the darkness below. He didn't know where the officers and soldiers came from, so he had to ask nicely: "Sir, our country is poor and remote, and there are no turtles."
,Where did I get the turtle soup for you to drink?"
"Isn't there a turtle? Grandpa, I walked down the mountain, and they told me that there was a big turtle in the forest. I didn't believe it at first, but when I got here, there was indeed a big turtle!" Wukong said with a smile.
"If there is a turtle, you can cook it yourself. Why do you ask us for it?"
Wukong pointed at the cottage and laughed loudly: "Look at such a big turtle with a shrunken head. Grandpa, if I don't ask for it from you, who can I ask for it from?"
Lin Mingde was furious when he heard this. He was trying to talk to him, but this guy was actually making fun of him, so he ordered him to go out of the city to give him a good look.
After a while, the door of the village opened wide. Lin Mingde rushed out with a steel gun and a dozen slaves. Zhang Shun did not expect this guy to be so careless. Before he had time to prepare, he saw Lin Mingde rushing out with a gun.
Toward Wukong.
A good Wukong, fearless, fought against Lin Mingde on foot, and fought with Lin Mingde. There was only a loud sound of iron, and the men and horses passed each other, and the two fought for a round. At this time, Lin Mingde had already rushed over.
, but the slave at the back faced Wukong who had just fought.
These foot soldiers have neither martial arts skills nor horses. How can they be Wukong's opponent? Suddenly Wukong was like a tiger entering a flock of sheep. He swung his iron rod and the Lin family's servants and lackeys were either dead or maimed and fell to pieces.
Lin Mingde looked back and his eyes were split. Although it doesn't matter if these dogs die, they are still my Lin family's dogs. How dare they bully me?
Chapter completed!