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Chapter 178: Shrimp and Pig Heart

Everyone looked in the voice and saw a young general who was more than seven feet tall stepping out from the right edge of the camp.

Vertical black hair, heroic sword eyebrows, sharp eyes, thin lips, hooked nose, clear outlines, tall but not rough, alone and independent, hawks look at wolves, cold, arrogant, and arrogant.

If the person who looks the most similar to Zhu Huairen must be Yan Qi, the green robe. However, when it comes to the person whose temperament is most similar to Zhu Huairen, it is naturally Zhu Guang, the captain of the cavalry of Zhenbei Army.

Zhu Guang was originally just a beggar on the border. When he encountered a bandit on the road, he couldn't see it, so he lifted a stone and smashed it on the head of the bandit who was about to unbutton his belt, and rescued the sneaky man.

The rich lady who left the city happened to be seen by Zhu Huairen, who had brought her back, and then took her as her adopted son and personally taught and trained her.

At that time, Zhu Huairen did not know that he had a biological son, so he regarded Zhu Guang as his own son and was trained as his successor.

Zhu Guang did not disappoint Zhu Huairen. Whenever he encountered war, he would always charge at the forefront, fierce and won countless achievements in all sizes. Many soldiers in the army admired him very much, and even called him the major general in private.

However, at this time, Yan Qi appeared without saying anything. He just stood inside. As long as he was not blind, he knew who was the father and son, and he could see how much Zhu Huairen loved his son.

The general who has always been clear about public and private affairs and rewarded merits directly placed the position of General Zuo who was originally reserved for Zhu Guang on his green robe.

He also gave him a sweat-blooded BMW that traveled thousands of miles a day and a pair of lion barbarian armor worth tens of thousands of gold.

Some people can't stand it and have secretly done bad things to the green robe, but they all suffer from bad consequences.

If you can't beat it, you can't even make a plan, you can only hate it.

But Green Rouer still looks like he doesn't care about anything, he doesn't care about Zhu Huairen's preference, and does not care about the frame-up of some soldiers. He never communicates with others, and seems to live like a passerby.

In the Zhenbei Army, I would rather chat with the stupid Bai Ju than say a word to any soldiers.

The sweaty and blood BMW had never touched it once, and the dust on the lion barbarian armor had almost accumulated to half an inch thick.

The more Yan Qi was like this, the more Zhu Huairen was pampered. He gave Yan Qi any good things as soon as possible, but he still couldn't get any good face.

It was not until Yan Qi heard that the Zhenbei Army was about to go to Baima Pass and learned that Shen Xiaojia was also in Baima Pass that he became slightly closer to Zhu Huairen.

Zhu Guang saw all this in his eyes, and his jealousy became more and more intense, so he slandered the organization of this roasted lamb feast, which was aimed at Shen Xiaojia on the surface, but in fact he wanted to beat the green robe.

Yan Qi stared coldly at Zhu Guang, pressing the sword on his waist, standing in the middle of the tent, lifted a wine jar with his feet and hugged it in his arms, walked over lazily, and made a long burp, lightly

He said, "It's no surprise to dance alone. I might as well have a few tricks with you and help everyone enjoy the wine!"

Zhu Guang pulled out the steel knife with a slight whisper and said without expression, "Green robe, don't show off your might. If you have no eyes on the sword, it's easy to get accidents!"

Zhu Huairen slowly put down the wine bowl, stared at Zhu Guang and Yan Qi with interest, and suddenly said, "I will not be surprised if I am here."

A trace of resentment flashed in Zhu Guang's eyes, but a smile appeared on his face and said, "The adoptive father is too worried. The child is serious and he will not really hurt Green Robe."

"Bah! I can't beat you," Yan Qi raised the wine jar and sucked two mouthfuls, rubbing the wine stains on his mouth, "I just talked but didn't practice fake hand gestures, but the previous one said in front of the young master.

Yes, I'm living for the second life now, and that person is not very famous. You probably have heard of his name, Pang Qing, who is the martial arts fanatic among the three ignorant in the world!"

Zhu Guang snorted coldly and said lightly, "I heard that you smashed someone to death with a wine jar. There are not so many wine jars in this camp, and the most people in the martial arts world practiced is ultimately just a skill. I'm waiting for you.

The soldiers who have been through a long battle formation, and the soldiers who have been killed by one sword and one shot are completely different..."

Shen Xiaojia, who was holding a knife to cut the roasted lamb, coughed lightly, interrupting Zhu Guang's words, and suddenly said, "There are people's places in the world, so to be precise, this town is also in the world, and everyone here is the world.

People... Don't look down on people in the world. I once had a friend who is also a man in the world. He is called Lao Qu, and is known as the Nine Life Cat God. The people he has killed in this life can gather three camps!"

Zhu Huairen touched his messy beard and looked at Shen Xiaojia squintly, saying, "The Nine Life Cat God is so beautiful, but unfortunately, I have never had a chance to talk about the top and bottom before I even had sex with him. I was so regretful!

This time I came to Baima Pass and found an opportunity to ask for advice from the difficult ones, but I heard that he had already buried underground last night... It seems that Xiao Jia's virtuous nemesis is the nemesis of a master, especially a peerless master like me.

If you are involved in cause and effect, there will be no good ending."

"What nemesis, it's simply a broom star!" All the generals and captains of the Zhenbei Army in the camp immediately burst into laughter and sarcasm rose up in a row.

Shen Xiaojia also laughed like those generals and captains. As he smiled, his face suddenly darkened. He looked at Zhu Huairen and said, "General, you have thought too much. Green robe has not changed his surname yet. I guess in the future

I won’t change my surname, so you and me don’t have any deep karma. I guess you will live longer than the turtle!”

"presumptuous!"

"rude!"

"Arrogant!"

A few angrily shouts rang in the camp, and then there was a lot of noise.

All the generals and lieutenants opened their eyes wide open, pointed at Shen Xiaojia's nose, and made various unpleasant greetings fiercely.

Zhu Huairen waved his hand, stopped the scolding of the tent, picked up the wine bowl, drank it all, patted his forehead, and said in a deep voice, "Even if the green robe never changes his surname for the rest of his life, he is me, Zhu

I am also his father in the family, which is a fact that no one can change! So, I suggest that Xiao Jia's virtuous nephew should stay away from the green robe in the future. As parents, they all hope that their own

Please understand that children can stay away from bad children!"

Mo Chunfeng, who had been drinking silently, suddenly put down the wine bowl and said, "The stupidest behavior of parents is to always do something that they think is good for their children, but the result is that they often make everyone feel bad.

…” He pointed at Yan Qi and Zhu Guang with his hands and pouted, “I’ve said so much nonsense, can you two still fight? If you don’t fight, don’t stand there, it’s awkward!”

Yan Qi rolled his eyes and said, "Don't I want to start a fight? There are too many silly words here! A chicken and a duck, endless, more verbose than Xiao Jia and Feixue Lane's rogue curses!"

Shen Xiaojia coughed twice, and said with a purse, "It's my fault... Well, I promise not to talk too much! I'll just say one more sentence at the end," turned his head and looked at Mo Chunfeng, blinked a few times, "Chunfeng, you

What just now is a bit heartbroken. I quickly went to help me get two ingredients. I want to make a famous dish for the general to replenish it."

Mo Chunfeng immediately understood and took out a wooden jar prepared in Baima Pass from his arms, threw it at Shen Xiaojia, and said in a plain tone, "I know that your dog can't change and eat shit, I've prepared it for you... From the installation

It’s less than an hour in the wooden jar, very fresh!”

Shen Xiaojia took the wooden jar, smiled and slowly uncovered the lid. He picked up a piglet with blood in the wooden jar with one hand, and squeezed the knife with the other hand and cut off half of it and threw it into his mouth. He was satisfied.

The place nodded and said, "It's really fresh, it's still a very energetic heart. I think the general will definitely praise him after tasting it for a while!"

There was a sound of dry retching in the camp. It was not until now that everyone remembered Shen Xiaojia and the nickname of human demons, and they were all far away from it in a bit of fear.

A madman is not scary, what is scary is that a madman bites people randomly.

Zhu Huairen's face shook a few times, and said with disgust, "I've received my heart, I can't get used to that thing... Xiao Jia's nephew should eat less of that kind, after all, all beasts know that they don't eat each other!"

Shen Xiaojia shook his head and sighed, "People always like to follow the crowd and never use their brains to think about the facts..." He inserted the knife into the piglet's heart, slashed it gently, sliced ​​it in half, and licked it on his lips.

Stainless stains, "A few years ago, I interrogated a prisoner with a stubborn duck. It took several hours to go without any progress. I was so hungry that I asked the old jailer to find something for me to eat, which happened to the county

A butcher next door to the yamen slaughtered a piglet, and he took the piglet's heart to me..."

"After I finished eating the piglet's heart, the prisoner peeded his pants and said everything I wanted to know in great cooperation... Since then, I have added the title of human and demon."

"I thought someone would raise questions, but the magic is that no one has ever explored what I was eating..." Shen Xiaojia pointed to the heart of the piglet on the table and said, "I am in a reunion with my old friends. I am feeling today.

OK, let me give you some science to distinguish between pig hearts and people’s hearts.”

Zhu Huairen was stunned when he heard this, stared at the piglet on Shen Xiaojia's table for a moment, and smashed his mouth. After all, he couldn't see any difference with human hearts. He said with great interest, "I hope to hear it carefully!"

"At first glance, human hearts and pig hearts are very similar, but in fact there are still many differences. Time is limited, so I will simply talk about the easiest point to distinguish..." Shen Xiaojia explained leisurely, "Where is a pig, all day long

Apart from eating, sleeping, carefree, and simple thoughts, so the fat in the heart is white. There are too many things to think about in the heart every day, and the mind is not pure, so the fat in the heart is no longer pure, and overall it looks

It's yellow..."

Zhu Huairen looked at the piglet's heart fat and said in surprise, "It's really white! Xiao Jia's virtuous nephew is really a wonderful person... One of the raw materials is pig's heart, so the second raw materials are dog's courage?"

Shen Xiaojia slowly shook his head, picked up a fresh shrimp from the wooden jar, swallowed it in one bite, and slapped his mouth a few times, "In order, pig heart is actually the second raw material, this first raw material

It's shrimp..."

He paused deliberately, and Shen Xiaojia looked at Yan Qi with a smile on his face, and laughed loudly, "The roasted lamb banquet is so bad, the shrimps and pigs are so lucky, I laughed! The green robe, the last half of the sentence will be left to you to everyone
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