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Chapter 180: Punch and laugh eighteen styles, no discount

The sword is drawn and the crossbow is tense.

The moment Shen Xiaojia held a foggy silver plate in one hand and grabbed the fire knife in the other hand and slowly got up, the atmosphere in the camp suddenly changed, and all the soldiers of the North Town Army looked cold and stared at Shen Xiaojia coldly, or

It is to draw out the sword or pull the crossbow trigger.

Zhu Huairen calmly watched Shen Xiaojia walk towards him, pretending to be angry and scolded the soldiers in the camp and said, "What are you doing? I am still here. Even if I want to avenge Zhu Guang, I have to report to the emperor. How can I privately

Isn’t it the automatic knife and gun that is no different from the wild world!”

The soldiers in the camp immediately looked at each other, slowly put away their weapons in embarrassment, retreated silently, looking at their noses and their hearts, as if nothing had happened just now.

Shen Xiaojia chuckled and followed Zhu Huairen's words and continued, "The General is right! Even if there is the real murderer who instigated the green robe to kill Zhu Guang, he should report to the emperor and ask the imperial envoy to find out carefully. Finally,

The Lord will decide again! But now the Lord is far away from us. It would probably be too late to wait until the imperial edict is issued..."

The previous chief clerk smiled sinisterly, "You are right. You should kill the mess quickly by punishing evil and eliminating traitors. You should not wait until the imperial edict is issued before taking action! I think..."

"The heroes' views are similar!" Shen Xiaojia rudely interrupted the chief clerk and said loudly, "Since a murder case has occurred, the truth must be found out immediately. The more delayed it is, the more difficult it will be to explain it in the future!



"The truth?" a deputy general frowned, "Isn't the truth already obvious? Green robe was instigated and hated Zhu Guang, and he fought to death..."

"That's what you think is the truth," Shen Xiaojia shook his head and said, "The truth of the facts must be investigated before we can reach a conclusion. The subjective truths are often the forks that the real culprit deliberately left to us."

Zhu Huairen smacked his lips and said, "Investigation is necessary, but no one in our Zhenbei Army has the ability to be aware of everything. It seems that we have to let this general..."

"It's not!" Shen Xiaojia took out the Zhaoxue Order from his arms and smiled shyly, "Boy, I just spent a lot of money to buy the Zhaoxue Order from the Emperor a few days ago to be responsible for investigating the unjust case in Baima Pass. It was just right now.

It can help everyone solve their problems!”

Yan Qi came over, looked at Zhao Xueling, and said with a weird expression, "Can you still buy this thing? Who is so immoral and how much does it cost to cheat you?"

"If you are valuable, you can buy and sell it naturally..." Shen Xiaojia said calmly, "This Zhaoxue Order is not very expensive, it only costs me a thousand gold."

"Thousand-two gold?" Yan Qi exclaimed, "Are you being slaughtered? In the past, you could fight with people for a copper plate... Now you actually spend a thousand-two gold to buy a piece of paper, you must be

It's a brain problem!"

"This is not ordinary paper, this is an edict written by the emperor himself," Shen Xiaojia pointed to the four words on the order, like I personally came, and raised his chin slightly, "At some special moments, with this piece of paper,

I mean the Lord, who dares to disrespect?"

Mo Chunfeng looked at Shen Xiaojia sideways and said in confusion, "I know how much money you have, where did you get the money? Including the silver notes inside your shorts and the midsole of your shoes, there are only 250 in total

Two... Could it be that you still have a small vault hidden in something I don’t know?"

Shen Xiaojia was furious when he heard this and gritted his teeth, "I just told you why I always felt a chill in my crotch when I was sleeping a few days ago. It turned out that it was you bastard who sneaked into your money! You really have to be on guard against day and night, but it's hard to guard against thieves at home.

ah!"

Mo Chunfeng picked up the wine bowl and took a sip, "You can spend a thousand gold to buy a piece of paper, what's wrong with lending it to me?"

"I didn't really spend money! You really took my money!"

"You just said you bought this Zhaoxue Ling..."

"I'm using something of the same value."

"Nonsense, what's the matter with you that's worth a thousand gold."

"I knelt with my knees! As the saying goes, there is gold under a man's knees... When I took the Zhaoxue Order that day, I knelt on both knees for three hundred breaths, two three to six,

With only 600 gold, plus the interest in the past few days, rounding it up is of course worth a thousand gold!"

For a moment, everyone looked at Shen Xiaojia in surprise, with his face saying that he had never seen such a person as the Bingbi Lian!

Zhu Huairen put away his chin, coughed dryly, and said, "That... Xiao Jia's virtuous nephew, even if you are the emperor envoy, you are in my Zhenbei Army at this moment. I'm afraid your Zhaoxue Order is useless.

Let's go!"

"Uncle is wrong!" Shen Xiaojia blinked and said, "Although I am in the Zhenbei Army camp, the Zhenbei Army is now outside the northern gate of Baima Pass. All the wrongful and false cases in the surrounding area are under my control!"

Zhu Huairen pointed to Zhaoxue Ling's upper limit for three days and said, "This time limit should have passed. I heard that the Vulcan case in the city had been settled long ago..."

"Uncle saw it very carefully, yes... the deadline above has indeed passed," Shen Xiaojia explained slowly, "But this deadline is for the Vulcan case, and I use it now to investigate our Zhu School

The Wei’s case is not conflicting. As long as the emperor did not take back the warrant one day, I will have one day’s imperial power concession!”

Zhu Huairen's eyes raked and his face looked strange, "If you had to say that... it would make sense..."

"Uncle, I'm not to hide it," Shen Xiaojia laughed, "I've already planned it when I bought a piece of paper. The things I kneel down must be expensive, and it must be fully utilized. It must not be wasted... Waste is shameful...

!”

"It's really shameful!" Zhu Huairen glanced at Shen Xiaojia deeply and sighed, "From your attitude, my relative and emperor may have to pay a lot of money to take back this order from you..."

Shen Xiaojia waved his hand and said, "I'm not a misunderstanding... How can I let the emperor spend money? Then I'm not a traitor!"

Zhu Huairen asked curiously, "Then how do you fully utilize the value of this warrant?"

Shen Xiaojia replied shyly, "Of course, it is to fully utilize its value."

"For example, Baima Pass?"

"For example, in this camp."

Zhu Huairen was stunned for a moment, then laughed loudly, "Xiao Jia's virtuous nephew is really straight! He doesn't even turn a corner, and he is so blunt!"

"Uncle," Shen Xiaojia put away Zhaoxue Order, put it in his arms again, stuffed the cold silver plate into Zhu Huairen's hand, and sighed, "I have this rectal problem when I hit the world. I am already terminally ill and cannot be cured.

of!"

Yan Qi sighed with his head down, and said helplessly, "Xiao Jia, you can't change your straightness... I can't even see whether you can change your nonsense, let alone other visitors who are not familiar with you.

, use your method to work, I'm still waiting to clear the grievances! Let me explain first, I did not kill this guy on purpose, you know me, if I really want to kill him, I'm definitely not just

That posture!”

"Relax, I know what I think..." Shen Xiaojia curled his lips, walked to Zhu Guang's body with a swagger, and looked down on all sides, "Now, I am the imperial envoy who is hereby ordered by the emperor to investigate the case. Do you have any other opinions?"

The previous chief clerk wanted to refute on the grounds that Shen Xiaojia was a suspect, but after Shen Xiaojia said the words "According to the emperor's edict", he swallowed the words stuck in his throat.

You have already moved out of the Holy Emperor, who dares to have an objection?

Seeing that everyone was not opposed, Shen Xiaojia nodded with satisfaction, looked at Zhu Huairen sideways, pursed his lips and said, "General, if I find out the truth later, I will return the innocence of the young master. You must taste it carefully at that time.

Let me drink some of my plate of shrimp, pig hearts specially cooked for you, and have a few drinks with my nephew!"

Zhu Huairen stared at the silver plate in his hand and sighed, "Why do I feel that this dish suddenly becomes a bit hot!"

Shen Xiaojia smiled and stopped talking nonsense. He squatted down and tilted his neck to examine Zhu Guang's body carefully. He then broke Zhu Guang's eyes widened, looked at each other, and pulled out Zhu Guang's tongue and scratched it a few times.

He even lay on Zhu Guang's heart, chest and abdomen, and listened for a long time.

After a while, Shen Xiaojia suddenly stood up, took two steps back, jumped up suddenly, sat heavily on Zhu Guang's chest and abdomen, shouting, "Little sparrow catches the blue insect!"

The deputy general who first discovered Zhu Guang's death twitched his eyelids and swallowed his saliva, "Sir, what are you doing? Just investigate the case. Why do you torture the body of Master Zhu like this? He has died tragically

Now, do you still want to make him restless in the nine fountains?”

Shen Xiaojia shrugged his nose and said, "Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand. This is my unique skill in interrogating a ghost, just like Bao Gong's night trial... I gave it a famous name, called "The Eighteen Styles of Beating and Laughing... All life is not discounted."

!”

After saying that, Shen Xiaojia turned around, put his limbs on the ground, staring at the ground with his right foot, raised waves of dust and sprinkled on Zhu Guang's face, pretending to be fierce, "The cat turns around, the dog pisses!"

He glanced back at Zhu Guang, whose eyelashes were slightly trembling, and sneered. Shen Xiaojia lay down on the spot, hugged one of Zhu Guang's feet, kicked a series of people somewhere under his crotch, shouting, "Old lady is in bed!



After a few breaths, Zhu Guang's body still had no major changes. At most, his face became even more ugly. However, because Shen Xiaojia had already made his face covered in dust, even though his face looked like earth, it seemed very natural.

Seeing this, Shen Xiaojia sat at Zhu Guang's feet and sighed, "It seems that he can only use that move..." He pulled off Zhu Guang's boots, removed some yellowed stockings, and pinched them with one hand.

Holding his nose, he stretched out his index finger and quickly scratched Zhu Guang's soles, and spit out four words in a strange voice, "Add fingers that hurt!"

After dozens of blinking fingers, Shen Xiaojia, who was completely alive, stood up, stared at Zhu Guangwei's slightly narrow nostril, and said proudly, "Everyone, the time to witness the miracle has come!"

But at this moment, Mo Chunfeng, who was drinking himself, gently tapped the dishes on the table with chopsticks, and a purple light flashed in his eyes, and a faint voice said, "Zhu Guang, why don't you come here as you please,
Chapter completed!
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