Chapter 211 Let's fight!
"Xu Sui just turned 28?" Shen Xiaojia said with a pout, "Impossible, I watched you grow up. Ten years ago you were obviously a child as old as me!"
"That's just a secret technique," Mo Chunfeng raised his right arm, pressed his left hand on several joints of his right arm, raised his mouth slightly, and said proudly, "It's an advanced version after I innovated based on the Indian bone shrinking technique.
It can be very expanding or shrinking."
Shen Xiaojia stared at Mo Chunfeng's right arm that suddenly became smaller in shock, and widened his eyes and said, "It's not scientific! I have seen bone shrinkage skills in my hometown before, and this is different from you! You are not bone shrinkage.
, it's simply rejuvenation!"
Mo Chunfeng said lightly, "I said this is an advanced version... I am better than the younger generation!"
Shen Xiaojia looked directly into Mo Chunfeng's eyes and said suspiciously, "Are you really twenty-eight years old this year?"
"I was born in the second year of Zhenghe, Damin Shenzong..."
"Nonsense, you have revealed your flaws. Shenzong was born in the second year of Zhenghe. You just turned twenty-seven in December this year, and what you said before was that the Xun year had just turned twenty-eight, and there was a year gap between them!"
"Yes, it's really only twenty-seven years since December, but it's really twenty-eight years since I came out of my dad's body."
"Can you still calculate this?"
"Don't everyone calculate this?" Mo Chunfeng said leisurely, "To take a step back, even if you calculate it for one year, you are your younger brother!"
Shen Xiaojia blushed and said, "The ranking of seats by age is too pedantic! The new era and new atmosphere, the three of us are very different. I think we should change to an unusual way!"
The old beggar and Mo Chunfeng looked at each other and asked in unison, "What an unusual way?"
Shen Xiaojia rolled his eyes, rubbed his hands, and laughed, "As the saying goes, there is no order in learning, and those who are good at it are the first. I think we should decide based on our knowledge and vision... I am not talented, but there is a literary world.
The nickname is called the Poetry Ghost..."
Before Shen Xiaojia could finish speaking, the old beggar took out a stack of folded paper from his arms, spread it out, grinning, revealing two rows of yellow teeth and said, "When it comes to knowledge, the old beggar is free on weekdays.
When you have nothing to do, you also like to take the rating exams of various industries held in Daqing every year... At present, you have read a total of 3,618 books, and you have obtained 135 industry rating seals, book names and seals.
Everyone can choose it at will. If there is anyone I can’t answer, I will pour him a month-long night fragrance for you!"
Shen Xiaojia's eyes raked, staring at the seals of all sizes, as well as the black letters as small as an ant, gave a thumbs up, her face twitched a few times, "Excellent! Being a beggar is simply too burying you...
With these, you should be a Grand Secretary!”
"No need," said the old beggar, "Being an official means to do the best, and that's just one person. You still have to do things according to the expressions of others, and you're living a life of trembling fear... And now, I'm relaxed and free,
The beggar emperor is also an emperor, and no one dares to climb onto me to act as a mighty man! How free and happy!”
Mo Chunfeng glanced at the old beggar with an expressionless face and said with great meaning, "You are a good material born to rebel."
"Be careful! Don't talk about these sensitive topics. What are the rebellions or not? All the people in this ancestral hall are good people!" Shen Xiaojia hurriedly changed the topic, "Let's talk about the charity... Old beggar's knowledge is indeed
Mysterious, although I know more, I can't bully you with the knowledge of my hometown, it seems unkind... Let's do this, I will recite a pi for everyone. This is what I performed for my relatives during festivals when I was a child.
A small show…”
Mo Chunfeng coughed lightly and recited first, "The school is equal to three points, one four, one five, nine, two six..."
"How do you?" Shen Xiaojia said in surprise, "I honestly told you, did you learn to eavesdrop on me and talk in my sleep?"
Mo Chunfeng said with disdain, "Before I met you, I already understood this arithmetic. In fact, this is called Zu Chong's pi, abbreviated as Zu R... As for the synonym of school, I traveled to a country called Macedonia a few years ago.
I learned that the numerical symbols there are quite simple, very similar to those you used to write in Zuiyue Tower. I once thought that the hometown you mentioned was a place next to Macedonia, but later you described your hometown.
The specialty is too incredible, and it probably doesn't exist in this world at all."
"Have you actually been to Macedonia?" Shen Xiaojia frowned, "It seems that I can only come up with something more complicated to make you realize how extensive my knowledge is... Do you know why people first see it on thunderstorms
It's all lightning, and then I hear the thunder?"
Hua Fei suddenly giggled and giggled, holding his shaking right hand, and blushed with cheeks, "I know! I asked my mother this question when I was a child..." He pointed to his eyes and ears and hit him a long time.
There was a long hiccup, "My mother said that because people's eyes are growing in front of their ears, they always see lightning first and then hear thunder."
Mo Chunfeng shook his head and once again rushed in front of Shen Xiaojia who had just opened his mouth, explaining, "The eyes and ears are not far apart. The reason why I saw lightning first and then heard thunder is because the speed of lightning is faster than that of thunder.
Forget it."
Shen Xiaojia opened his mouth wide and said, "Do you know? Macedonians should not know things like the speed of light and the speed of sound at this time!"
"I didn't learn it from Macedonia," Mo Chunfeng said calmly, "It was something I once practiced in the eyes of the storm and accidentally discovered... Everything that moves has speed, some are fast, and some are slow.
If the two speeds are the same, people who are at the same speed will have a strange illusion, as if neither side is moving..."
"You even noticed that you were relatively still?" Shen Xiaojia said with a strange expression. "Neither Galileo nor Newton were born yet. You are walking other people's paths and leaving others with no way out."
Mo Chunfeng said distractedly, "I don't know what you said, do you find that it's amazing to be relatively still?"
"This is really an era of talented people. It's hard to know that the gravity magnitude of objects is the same, which has amazed me. I didn't expect that you still know the principle of relative stillness..." Shen Xiaojia sighed, "It seems that I
I really underestimated the wisdom of the ancients in the past. In fact, you are really smart and amazing!”
Mo Chunfeng said coldly, "I am only ten years older than you, and I have not passed away yet."
"In this way, I can only use my trick..." Shen Xiaojia raised his chest and said to the sky, "Do you know if there are chickens or eggs in this world?"
"I know, I know... there will be chickens first!" Ji Bu scratched his head and suddenly interrupted, "Who will lay eggs if there are no chickens!"
The old beggar frowned, thought seriously for a moment, and retorted, "If there were chickens first, where did this first chicken come from?"
Hua Fei pouted, "But if there were eggs first, where did this egg come from?"
Ji Bu grabbed his hair, and the more he thought about it, he became more and more confused. He looked at Shen Xiaojia with a side face and said in a silence, "Young master, you have no answer to this question. Whether it is an egg or a chicken, you can find it.
Reasons for refuting…”
Shen Xiaojia smiled and cleared his throat and said, "Since I have told this question, there must be an answer, otherwise wouldn't that be funny? Actually..."
"Actually, the answer to this question is very simple," Mo Chunfeng interrupted Shen Xiaojia and said in a plain tone, "From the words, eggs are not laying eggs. If the chicken is in front of the egg, it must be that there will be chickens first and then eggs.
.In terms of the evolution of animals and their habits, there is also a chicken first and then an egg. If there is an egg first, who will hatch the egg into the chicken? Of course, what is the first chicken?
I didn't know what I came before... Until I traveled to the seventy-two countries including Macedonia, Daqin, Dashi, etc., and learned an amazing truth."
The old beggar and Ji Bu asked in unison, "What's the truth?"
"The truth is... the world is changing all the time," Mo Chunfeng stared at the erratic fire and sighed, "This change contains everything in the world... To put it bluntly, that is, the first chicken in the world
It's not a chicken, but something else, either swimming in the water or jumping on a tree... and then due to some changes, the first egg was produced... This kind of change is like some life
It's like half-black and half-white hair, it's uncontrollable."
The rest of them all looked at Shen Xiaojia's short hair and nodded in a vague way.
Mo Chunfeng paused for a moment and continued, "So, sometimes I think that in tens of thousands of years, our descendants may also be other things... People in many places are different from us, they look different, and they can't speak.
The same, the words are different, and the direction of future growth may be different. Some may return to the mountains and forests, and some may go down into the deep sea... I agree with Xiao Jia's previous crazy words... People evolved from monkeys
And those who come will one day become a donkey."
Hua Fei and Ji Bu were still blinking their eyes in a confused manner, but the old beggar seemed to be touched and fell into deep thought while touching their chin.
Shen Xiaojia kept knocking on his head with a piece of firewood, and said with a ugly expression, "Impossible! I must have had hallucinations! There must be something wrong with this world, there must be something wrong. Now someone has derived the theory of evolution.
Now, what should Darwin do!”
Mo Chunfeng looked at Shen Xiaojia squintedly, unbuttoned his white shirt, pointed to a world map painted with needle and thread on the inside of the clothes and said, "I leave Yuecheng for a few months every year to travel around the world, and after that,
I can draw a map inside my clothes and record the customs and customs there... I have to travel thousands of miles to read books!"
"It seems that you and I have a broad knowledge," said the old beggar, "How should we sort it now? We can't be ranked as one of our brothers!"
Shen Xiaojia angrily threw away the firewood in his hand and said with a dark face, "I think it's not appropriate to sort by knowledge. After all, those are not our own things, experience, others', or they are those that already exist in this world.
The truth is that extensive knowledge is not a real skill! Moreover, the three of us are all from the world, not those sour scholars, so we should use our world skills to rank the seats!"
The old beggar suddenly had an ominous premonition and asked with a stiff expression, "What kind of skills do you have?"
Chapter completed!