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Chapter 354: There is no way to heaven, but there is a door to earth

"I should have gone east early. I promised Old Spider that I would rescue Xiaozhi... If I take the Xihua Gate, I have to go around the world to get to Lingyao Palace where Xiaozhi lives!"

"Emperor, I have always had a question... Why are you so obsessed with things like balls? How can the earth be a ball? It should be a bed, so that all things in the world can enjoy the harmony of yin and yang on it...

give birth to!"

"I'm not in the mood to teach you about astrophysics right now," Shen Xiaojia looked back at the soldiers at Xihuamen who had their bows drawn, and said with a handful of cold sweat in his hand,

"If you don't want to become a hedgehog, just run faster. The shooting range of those archers is about 120 steps, and you only ran a mere 100 steps!" Zhang Dahai glanced at Shen Xiaojia, who was falling behind.

Blinking his eyes,

"You didn't panic even after running fifty steps, and I didn't panic even after running a hundred steps!" Shen Xiaojia rolled his eyes and said,

"If you can't hear the truth or the opposite, you definitely can't be a powerful official!"

"The emperor wants to be emperor?"

"You have already called me the emperor, and I still want to be a shitty emperor."

"You are only the emperor of us people now, but you can become the emperor of the world."

"Being an emperor is too tiring... Look at Qing Emperor Zhu Li, who is only in his forties and already has a head full of white hair."

"More than forty years old is considered a long life... Being an emperor has many benefits!"

"For example?"

"San Gong Liu Yuan, you can turn over the cards and play every night..."

"My wife is very jealous. If I really marry three thousand wives, she will become a poisonous woman, and I will become a widower every night."

"You can have endless wealth! Have you ever seen mountains of gold and silver, pearls as big as pigeon eggs..."

"Can I spend it however I want?"

"I'm afraid that's not possible. The palace's monthly expenses are fixed. Even a meal in the royal kitchen has a budget limit. If you want to spend more, you need to discuss it with the Ministry of Internal Affairs."

"I am already an emperor, why should I spend money to see other people's opinions?"

"Even if you are the Emperor of Heaven, don't you still have to abide by the rules of heaven... There must be rules in heaven and on earth."

"Then why should I be the emperor? Aren't I unhappy for myself?"

"That's different. Once you become the emperor, you have supreme power. You can chop off whoever's head you want. Domineering!"

"Then can I chop off your head?" Shen Xiaojia said coldly while carefully dodging the rain of arrows, staring at Zhang Dahai with a livid face without even looking back,

"I really want to chop off your head now. What's the difference between your behavior and the shameless villain who shouts for everyone to come together on the battlefield but silently retreats?" Zhang Dahai was stunned for a moment, and finally twisted his neck.

Looking back at Shen Xiaojia, he said calmly,

"The Emperor really knows everything. I did do this before... But that was a long time ago, and it was Qing's soldiers and horses that were tricked, and our own people were not harmed!" Shen Xiaojia rushed out of the attack range of the arrow rain.

He breathed a long sigh of relief, looked far away in the direction of Donghua Gate, listened to the shouts of death rising from the sky, and said with a solemn expression,

"It seems that someone also passed by on the east side, and they got into a fight with the guards there. It seems that it's not easy to get through! Zhang Dahai, is it really reliable to go to the east?" Zhang Dahai said in a troubled manner,

"This is also the first time I have used the Heavenly Stem Turtle Shell Diagram to predict life and death. In the past, I used to help wealthy ladies calculate when they would be able to conceive a child..." Shen Xiaojia resisted the urge to curse, sighed deeply, and tightened her grip.

Holding the fire knife in his right hand, he stared resolutely at the palace that was as calm as a pool of stagnant water even in such a chaotic situation.

"Find Xiaozhi first, and then talk about the escape!" After saying that, Shen Xiaojia showed off his clothes and walked towards Lingyao Palace with his head held high. Zhang Dahai did not rush ahead this time, and then silently followed Shen Xiaojia,

He kept shaking the tortoise shell and mumbling words, as if he was divining the specific route of escape.

The palace was very large. Shen Xiaojia and Zhang Dahai turned ten turns and walked through nine alleys without seeing the gate of Lingyao Palace.

The palace was very small. After Shen Xiaojia and Zhang Dahai passed through the tenth alley, they happened to meet the lost siblings Mo Chunfeng and Mo Chunyu. Wenren Buyu and Dao Chi who escaped with them did not know where they went.

Shen Xiaojia looked at Mo Chunfeng with a sneer and said sarcastically,

"Why, can't you find the east, west, north, south, etc. in broad daylight?" Mo Chunfeng raised his head and looked at the sky covered with dark clouds, and said dullly,

"There is no sun today." Shen Xiaojia clicked his tongue twice.

"Where are Wenren Buyu and Dao Chi? Didn't they walk with you? With them here, it should be difficult for you to get lost!" Mo Chunyu pointed to the noisy Donghua Gate and said with a somewhat shy expression,

"Originally, I was going to go out through Donghua Gate, but I saw cooking in the imperial kitchen next to it. I couldn't hold it back for a moment, so I ate a little..." He let out a long burp, and his face flew up.

Two blushes,

"Then I accidentally saw a few dead eunuchs, so I competed with them in martial arts. I lost control and collapsed the imperial dining room. The guards from Donghua Gate surrounded me. Those Taoist idiots and Wen Ren

Wuyu runs slowly, so..." Shen Xiaojia grinned, gave a thumbs up and said,

"Sister Chunyu, you are really my sister!" Just when Mo Chunyu was shyly about to say something, Zhang Dahai, who had lowered his head to divine the escape route, suddenly raised his head and said excitedly,

"Emperor, I know where there is a way to survive in the east!" Zhang Dahai pointed to his feet and said with a smile,

"There is no way to heaven, but there is a way to the earth!" When Shen Xiaojia heard the word "enter the earth", he seemed to have thought of something, his eyes lit up slightly, and he hurried towards Lingyao Palace.

"I know where the door is... We can jump down from one tree hole and then get out of another tree hole!" The other three looked at each other in confusion and hurriedly followed.

After half a stick of incense, several people finally entered the Lingyao Palace silently and came to the tree hole.

Shen Xiaojia pointed at the entrance of the tree hole and lowered his voice and said,

"Go down from here. There is a secret door under the tree roots. After opening the secret door, there is a secret passage leading to Qin Tian Prison. It is very narrow, but also very safe." When Mo Chunfeng and Mo Chunyu jumped in without saying a word,

Entering the tree hole, Zhang Dahai frowned and said softly,

"Emperor, won't you leave?"

"Of course I have to go," Shen Xiaojia patted Zhang Dahai on the shoulder and said,

"You go down first, I'll chat with Xiaozhi for a few words, and I'll follow you right away..."

"Can't we just walk and talk?"

"Some words are not suitable for too many people to listen to together." Zhang Dahai said with a look on his face.

With a "got it" expression, he raised his eyebrows and said,

"Emperor, you really have the demeanor of His Majesty Shenzong. You have a very jealous wife and a little lover from the Zhu family..."

"Don't talk nonsense, we are just friends!" Shen Xiaojia kicked Zhang Dahai hard in the butt and said with a dark face,

"Get out of here, stop talking nonsense here!" Zhang Dahai chuckled, winked at Shen Xiaojia, and then slowly got into the tree hole, sliding down the tree hole to the ground with a grunting sound.

Shen Xiaojia sighed helplessly, lowered his head, silently thinking about how to explain the old spider's situation to Xiaozhi. When he turned his head, he found that Xiaozhi and Ji Wuqun were already standing about one step away from him, pondering for a moment.

whispered,

"Xiao Zhi..." Xiao Zhi had already guessed it when she saw Shen Xiaojia standing alone under the tree. At this moment, when Shen Xiaojia hesitated to speak, the tears in his eyes could no longer be hidden, like wax oil.

It rolled down his cheek, stepped in front of Shen Xiaojia, slapped Shen Xiaojia on the face, and said with a bit of cry,

"You men are always like this, why should you promise something you can't do!" Shen Xiaojia let Xiaozhi beat herself, but lowered his head and repeated over and over again,

"I'm sorry..." Ji Wuqun looked around at the far distance of the palace city and said helpfully,

"You can't blame him... Under this situation, it's already very difficult for him to come here!" Shen Xiaojia took a deep breath.

"Xiao Zhi, now is not the time to be sad or complain. When we leave from here, you can beat me to death, no problem..."

"Leave? Where do you want to take the princess to?" A cold voice sounded from the gate of Lingyao Palace. The old man in the python robe came slowly with a bloody green sword in his hand. He looked at Shen Xiaojia coldly and put the sword in his hand.

A human head is thrown randomly on the ground,
Chapter completed!
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