What the hell?

Hearing Bangge's jingle, for a moment, Xu Damao felt that his hair was about to stand up!

He almost picked up the bench at the head of the bed and smashed Banggeng's head hard.

What does it mean: If you don’t give money, you bastard will never have a baby in your life?

Damn it, which bastard taught Bangge these words?

Personal attacks are not as immoral as this little brat said, right?

Ever since I learned that I was almost unable to have a baby after being beaten by Silly Zhu.

What Xu Damao is most taboo about now is for someone to accuse him of not being able to give birth to a son.

Not to mention, this little brat dared to call him a bastard!

"What a great idiot! Who taught you to say these immoral things? Believe it or not, I will whip you!"

Xu Damao was very angry at this moment. No matter how good his temper was, he couldn't bear this insult.

Staring at the stick closely, he asked word for word.

"Tell me! Did Silly Zhu from the Central Court teach you these words?"

He is not a fool.

It's just a good idea, but I can't think of the unscrupulous idea of ​​breaking open the door and kowtow to ask for red envelopes early in the morning.

It is even more impossible to make up such a jingle that goes straight to his lungs!

If Silly Zhu hadn't been responsible for this, he, Xu Damao, would have torn off his head and used it as a ball for Banggeng to kick.

"You don't care where I made up this jingle! Uncle Damao, you'd better send us red envelopes quickly, otherwise, we will really mourn you!"

Seeing Xu Damao's eyebrows almost standing up.

Bangge just felt so happy in my heart.

If it were any other time, I would have seen Xu Damao looking so terrifying and angry.

He didn't have the guts to continue seeking death.

But today.

He thought he had the handle on Xu Damao.

Directly turned on the death mode!

"Uncle Damao, don't look at me like that. It's so scary. If my sister is scared by you and accidentally cries..."

Banggeng had a wicked smile on his face, which made Xu Damao want to tear this little brat apart with his hands.

"You'd better give us red envelopes as soon as possible. It's unlucky to mourn you in broad daylight!"

Crying in broad daylight is unlucky!

Hearing Bangge's words, Xu Damao felt that his heart was a little congested.

He has never hated a naughty child as much as he does now.

If it weren't for the fact that the naughty kid's grandmother, Jia Zhang, is a mistress who is not easy to mess with, and she still has the last trace of sanity.

Xu Damao jumped up from the bed and planned to strangle this little brat alive!

calm down!

I'd better listen to Lin Fei and let this guy quibble for a while.

There will be a chance later to deal with this little brat.

call!

Xu Damao kept comforting himself in his heart, not to be impulsive or violent.

After taking a deep breath.

Xu Damao took the clothes on the bedside and dug out a dollar.

It was thrown into the enamel bowl in Banggan's hand like trash.

"You little bastard, get out of here!"

Xu Damao roared angrily.

He was worried that if one second passed, the blood vessels in his head would burst on the spot!

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, why is this only one dollar?"

Banggan quickly picked up the piece from the enamel bowl.

Then he stuffed it directly into his clothes pocket.

Then, he said angrily.

"Uncle Damao, there are three of us here. Each of us kowtowed three times, but you only gave me one yuan. Are you really stingy?"

In order to get the red envelope out of Xu Damao's hands.

It took Bangge more than an hour last night to memorize a jingle that was so infuriating that it hurt Xu Damao's feet and made him afraid to do anything.

It was just a dollar in exchange for Xu Damao, so that was a bit of a loss!

"One dollar is not enough? Don't be too greedy, little bastard!"

After hearing Bangge's sarcasm, Xu Damao was so angry.

He roared directly at Banggeng.

These days, even the father gives his son a red envelope during the Chinese New Year.

Even if you have a 50 or 80 cent bag, it is already an extremely pampering thing.

Xu Damao was so angry that he threw away a one-dollar note.

This is rare in the history of courtyard houses.

If it weren't for cooperating with Lin Fei's plan, he wouldn't give such a big red envelope to Bangge, a bastard.

"Of course it's not enough? We came to your house early in the morning to congratulate you!"

Banggeng yelled at Xu Damao with a look of disdain.

"You just took out a dollar and wanted to send me away. What, are you sending away a beggar?"

As he spoke, Banggeng became even more impudent, and the enamel rice bowl in his hand was knocked loudly by him again.

As for the tongue twister that was so annoying that it didn’t cost anyone’s life, Bangge changed it to suit the situation:

"Three yuan, five yuan, ten or eight yuan are too little!"

"If you don't give me money, you bastard will never give birth to a baby in your life!"

Hearing the stirring of the sticks, Xu Damao's anger suddenly became even bigger.

He cursed directly.

"Shut up! Shut up, stop singing to me!"

Xu Damao shouted angrily.

"Three to five yuan, ten or eight yuan is too little. I think you're going crazy trying to get ahead of yourself?"

Even if you give Banggeng one yuan, you will be reluctant to do so.

How could Xu Damao endure such a big red envelope for him?

"Hey! Uncle Damao, if you give us the red envelope! Then we will never say more."

"Your family's life will get better and better in the future. Maybe you can find me an aunt next year!"

"But if you don't give it to us, forget about finding us an aunt, or cause something to happen..."

Bangge did not continue speaking, but Xu Damao clearly knew the meaning of the second half of the sentence.

It’s nothing more than a curse on him!

"Shut up! Take it away! Take it away for me quickly!"

Xu Damao couldn't bear it anymore and took out another five or six yuan in change from his pocket.

Without counting, he threw it directly into Banggan's enamel bowl.

Anyway, Lin Fei had already said last night that he would let this little brat eat as much as he wanted and spit out twice as much.

Now it doesn't feel so painful for him to pay for Banggeng!

"Get out of here! Take your things and get out of here, otherwise I will beat you to death!"

"That's pretty much it!"

He watched as a large amount of money that he had never seen before arrived in his account.

Banggeng was so excited!

This damn stupid Zhu taught him the jingle and said that one or two dollars is just right!

If I hadn't been smart today, I would have temporarily increased the price.

Can Xu Damao spend so much money to give him a red envelope?

Sure enough, his grandma was right.
Chapter completed!