Women should never ask about age, men should never ask about height.

When chatting with strange women, always call her age a little lower.

The old lady wants to call the aunt, the aunt wants to call the sister, and the sister wants to call the little girl.

If you encounter the four great magical techniques and you can't tell your age, then remember one thing.

Everyone can call it a beauty.

At this time, when the old lady was already angry, Lin Xiao had to call out the beauty against her will.

The effect is very good.

The old lady who opened the door smiled and handed a basket to Lin Xiao.

"Young man, can you help me go to the other side of the island and pick a pistachio back?"

"Of course, it is my honor to serve the beauty." Lin Xiao smiled and took the basket.

"I just like an honest guy like you. Then, I'll give you a reminder: Don't walk on the road after the moon comes out."

After saying that, the old lady closed the door.

Lin Xiao turned his head and saw the embarrassing green apple.

"That, it's getting dark, let's hurry up and set off." Green Apple raised her head and put her hand in front of her, as if she was watching the sunset in the sky.

Lin Xiao looked at the sun high above his head and nodded. He picked up the basket and observed it carefully.

"It seems that this is an ordinary basket." Lin Xiao said.

"Haha, there is a good way to tell if it is an ordinary basket, which is to see if it can be put into a personal backpack. I'll demonstrate it to you."

Qingping took the basket in Lin Xiao's hand, but no matter how she did, the basket disappeared.

Qing Apple explained: "Look, I can put this basket into the backpack space by me, which means that this is an ordinary basket, not a task prop. Generally speaking, task props cannot be placed into the backpack space. Of course, you can only open the backpack space after you change your job."

Lin Xiao nodded to show that he understood.

The two walked along the forest path to the other side of the island.

Half an hour later, a puppet blocked the two of them.

"Hello, I am a big star in the puppet kingdom. The puppet guy Pino loves to do exercises. According to the program team's requirements, you must pass my test before you can continue to move forward."

"You two, each of you can tell me a joke. If I laugh, I will let you go. Not only that, I will also give you a love certificate."

"If both of you fail, then I will turn you both into puppet men and bring them back to the puppet kingdom."

The puppet man lowered his head and looked at his right hand. On its wrist, he drew a very simple watch with a pencil.

"It's 3pm now, and you can start telling jokes."

"Telling jokes? I'm the best at this. I lived on this joke in the past 17 years." Qing Apple took the lead and started talking.

"A scientist came to Antarctica and encountered a group of penguins.

He asked one of them: ‘What do you do every day?’ The penguin said: ‘Eat, sleep and beat Doudou.’

He asked another question: ‘What do you do every day?’ The penguin also said: ‘Eat, sleep and beat Doudou.’

He asked many penguins, and they all said, "Eat, sleep, and beat Doudou."

Later he met a little penguin, which looked very cute, and asked it: 'Little boy, what do you do every day?' The little penguin said: 'Eat and sleep.' The scientist was stunned and asked, 'Why don't you beat Doudou?'

The little penguin said: 'Because I am Doudou.'"

After telling this old-fashioned joke, Green Apple giggled. She laughed so hard that she leaned back and forth, her shoulders twitching.

But the puppet man didn't laugh.

Lin Xiao didn't laugh either.

Qing Apple covered her mouth with her hands and said while laughing: "If you want to laugh, just laugh. Don't hold it down. It will be uncomfortable if you don't hold it down."

Lin Xiao sighed. With this IQ, how did this green apple complete so many evolutionary tasks?

Sure enough, the puppet man said to Green Apple: "I'm sorry, your joke is not funny at all."

After saying that, the puppet man pointed at the green apple.

Bang!

Green apple's body turned into a ray of white smoke. After the white smoke, she turned into a puppet.

Can't speak or move, just like dolls in an amusement park.

Then, the puppet man looked at Lin Xiao: "Now, it's your turn."

Lin Xiao sighed: "If I guessed correctly, you wouldn't laugh at all, right? Because, you are a puppet man."

"That's right. No matter how funny the jokes you tell, I won't laugh. Because all the expressions on my face are 100% controlled by myself. I can control myself not to laugh."

After the puppet man finished speaking, he looked down at the watch in his hand.

Although the watch on the wooden wrist looks like a child's graffiti with a pencil, the pointer on it has changed.

"Now, it's 3:10 pm. Lin Aotian, hurry up and tell jokes. Otherwise, I will turn you into a puppet man now."

Under the threat of the puppet man, Lin Xiao spoke slowly.

"Today, I want to tell a big joke that shocked the world and made ghosts cry. This joke has cured countless autistic patients and made many major criminals lose their way. I won the Nobel Peace Prize for this joke."

"Stop talking nonsense, go straight to the point." The puppet man looked disdainful.

Lin Xiao continued to preach: "By the way, there is a very smart and capable biologist, Da Er Wenwen. In order to study the difference between Antarctic penguins and African Lion Kings, he decided to go to Antarctica alone. He wanted to book a ship to Antarctica, but no ship wanted to go to Antarctica because Antarctic is too far and too cold. The key is that there is no treasure of One Piece..."

10 minutes have passed.

"Finally, the scientist found a ship called the Black Pearl and set out on the way to the Antarctic. On the Caribbean Sea, his ship encountered Ultraman and Goras, and a huge tornado swept the tsunami and surging onto his ship. Their captain Jack Sparrow began to pray..."

Half an hour passed, and the puppet man was a little impatient.

"After countless hardships, scientists finally arrived at Antarctica. So he embarked on the journey to find penguins. He first found a seal and asked loudly. However, the seal said that he didn't know, and even if he knew, he wouldn't tell him now..."

An hour passed, and the puppet kept looking at the watch, looking very impatient.

Lin Xiao's joke is still going on.

"Finally, scientists found a penguin group. There were 100 penguins in this penguin group. So, scientists found the first penguin, which is their group owner. What does this penguin look like? It is elegant, elegant, domineering, majestic, and has soft skin. It definitely purchased a limited edition out-of-print Spring Festival skin for super annual membership..."

An hour and a half passed, and the puppet man was restless and walked around in front of Lin Xiao.

"After asking the first penguin, scientists began to ask the second penguin again. The penguin looks very unusual. It has a pair of golden glasses and looks like an aluminum alloy frame. I don't know if this metal will freeze and break in Antarctica..."

Finally, the puppet man couldn't help it, and it interrupted loudly, "Hey, you've been telling it for almost two hours. How long will it take to finish this joke?"

Lin Xiao was filled with a look of unsatisfactory expression and said apologetically: "This story is the water-filled version of the Green Apple story just now. I'm sorry, I just talked about the second penguin, and there are 98 penguins that have not been told."

The puppet man was very angry: "98 penguins? Isn't it impossible to finish the talk in three days and three nights? I want to do eye exercises with the princess immediately, and I don't have time to listen to you nonsense."

Lin Xiao nodded and smiled.

He had long noticed that the puppet was constantly looking at the watch. Therefore, he guessed that the puppet had something urgent to do and was anxious to leave here.

Therefore, he used the method of water-filling jokes to delay time and waited for the puppet to give up.

Water-filled works are like an old lady's foot binding, which is smelly and long, and no one can stand it.

Sure enough, the puppet man opened and closed his mouth one by one, making a mechanical sound of "hahaha". Then, it threw a heart-shaped stone to Lin Xiao.

The word "心" is written on the stone.

"Your joke is so funny. I laughed. You won. This is love proof. Goodbye... No, I never want to see you again!"

With a bang, the puppet turned into a ball of white smoke and disappeared here.
Chapter completed!