Chapter 0062 Community of Destiny
Looking at the strong ropes tied up, Ni Tu raised his head in annoyance, only to find excitement shining in the eyes of a group of veterans.
"It's a shame! I didn't expect that, despite all my calculations, I would end up sharing the same fate with you hapless old people."
"What is a community of destiny?" The old man who once upheld justice when he was a young man asked Ni Tu, who had previously yelled at Yuchi's son.
Ni Tu rolled his eyes and said: "A grasshopper on a rope!"
The old Taoists nodded happily upon hearing this, and had already regarded Ni Tu as one of their own.
Along the way, Ni Tu found that although these veteran Taoists had their hands tied, their mentality was like a winter outing for the elderly.
The secret history and scandals of Yuchi Gong's family have all become the topics of conversation for these seasoned experts.
Yuchi Xunyu was so angry that he had nothing to do with these old guys.
Just now, Ni Tu's scolding made him take care of it.
Yes, these old Taoists usually call Aweng brothers.
This time it was his idea to tie up the old Taoists and go out for a ride. Aweng just smiled bitterly but didn't say anything.
It was getting dark.
The soldiers were accompanied by several vehicles carrying tents, food, bedding and other supplies.
Only then did Ni Tu suddenly realize that Yuchi Xunyu was not just going for a walk in the wild and then returning to Chang'an. He was clearly planning to camp out for a long time.
Ni Tu used words to trick Yuchi Xunyu. Unexpectedly, he actually talked to him: "Give these experts a good freeze so that they can remember for a long time."
At night, the old Taoists sat together, lit bonfires, set up barbecues, tasted the spirits that Ni Tu had just extracted, and ate and drank heartily, feeling very carefree.
At night, Ni Tu built a large earthen kang in the tent, lit the firewood, and made the tent warm as spring.
Listening to the sound of the old Taoists sleeping soundly, Ni Tu complained about his misfortune.
I didn't expect that wherever I went, I would experience the same experiences as male nannies, being scolded by these experienced men who kept me awake all night, adding firewood, and baking on the earthen kang.
In the middle of the night, Yuchi Xunyu was so cold that he had to shamelessly squeeze into the tent.
The soldiers couldn't bear it and squeezed in.
The groom felt sorry for the horses and cows, so he took the opportunity to lead the animals into the tent.
Fortunately, Ni Tu had a good idea. He opened up the tents and connected them together, and taught the soldiers how to build earthen Kangs.
When the firewood started to burn, the entire long tent became warm.
Yuchi Xunyu was captured by Ni Tu's strong wine. After drinking half the jar, he started talking drunkenly.
Why did Yuchi Jingde marry dozens of wives to continue the legacy of Yuchi's family? Why was he scheduled to be on duty? Which of the girls was a bit fat?
Hearing this, Ni Tu's face turned red, his ears flushed, and his old face turned red.
Ni Tu went out to urinate, but saw a stone hill in front of him as white as snow.
"That's not right. Aren't those old people here having a barbecue during the day? It didn't rain today, so why is it still so white?"
Picking up some coarse crystal-like "white snow", I found something strange - saltpeter!
Early on the next morning, Yuchi Xunyu woke up a group of veteran Taoists and asked them to line up in the ice and snow to endure the cold.
Of course, there is no exception to Ni Tu's special preferential treatment.
Ni Tu felt that this kid was so crazy that he was simply inhumane.
A sense of playfulness arises spontaneously.
Ni Tu cursed himself hard in his heart, but nodded and said, "It's indeed exciting!"
The old Taoist at the head is called Yuan Digang.
I don’t know what the relationship between this guy and Yuan Tiangang is.
Ni Tu said to Yuan Digang: "I saw you doing sulfur last night?"
The old Taoist glared and asked in surprise: "You actually know Sulfur?"
"That's natural! I can also use the thunder sound spell to reach the sky."
"Boy! You are so awesome! Who do you study under?"
"My master is the immortal crane of Mount Tai."
Yuan Digang straightened his long beard in surprise, straightened his formal attire, bowed to Ni Tu, and said: "It turns out he is a real disciple, disrespectful! disrespectful!"
"You're welcome. I'll lend you a few more things, sulfur, agate, pearls, wolfberry, red dates..."
Carrying a full load of things on his back, Ni Tu hid in the dense forest nearby.
After asking for so many things, they are still used to confuse the old man.
Ni Tu was afraid that this skill would be stolen by the Taoists and cause serious trouble.
He ate big red dates and put agates and pearls in his arms.
Then pull out the saltpeter prepared in advance from the pile of pine branches.
Ni Tu mixed sulfur, nitre, and charcoal in the ratio of one to two to three.
"One nitrate, two sulfur, and three charcoal." As Ni Tu mumbled casually, he suddenly trembled and a stream of cold air rushed out from his back.
I still remember that Sun Zhenren will soon publish a book called "The Method of Embedding Sulfur in the Alchemy Classic", which contains the following record: "One liang of sulfur, one liang of saltpeter, and half a liang of sand. The three flavors on the right are used as powder, and the sweet pot base becomes juice.
.It poured into the trough and became ashes."
This is clearly the composition ratio of black gunpowder.
What Ni Tu is afraid of is whether he is the time traveler who inspired Sun Simiao?
Are there people who traveled through time in history?
But he happened to play the role of that person and had another experience?
Is it impossible to escape the arrangement of fate?
To get away from this madman Yuchi, I must go to Chang'an alone.
Only the capital of the Tang Dynasty could have the opportunity to display its talents.
After making up his mind, Ni Tu moved his hands more quickly.
After using a clay pot to make the mechanism, Ni Tu returned to his place with ease.
Yuchi Xunyu just happened to step out of the warm tent to check the post, and unexpectedly found that Ni Tu had run away at that moment and was waiting for him to come over.
"There are three emergencies in life, and there were two emergencies just now. By the way, I just made a calculation. If you disrespect the master, you will be punished by God. Be careful, the sky will beat the drum, and the sky will strike with five thunders."
Ni Tu patted Yuchi Xunyu's arm and returned to his original position.
When a group of old Taoists heard such similar words, they all raised their heads and held their chests high, scorning Yuchi Xunyu.
Yuchi Xunyu laughed loudly and enlightened the group of veterans and said: "These old guys have said this to me more than once, but it has never come true. It has not even come true in the season of thunder in summer. Just this winter? It can thunder."
?You give it a try!"
As soon as Yuchi Xunyu finished speaking, an earth-shaking loud noise suddenly erupted from the surrounding woods.
"boom!"
The earth trembled and smoke filled the air.
Everyone was so frightened that they fell to the ground, and the horses around them whined in fright and kicked their hooves wildly.
After a while, Yuchi Xunyu, who was lying on the ground, burst into tears.
"God, I was wrong! I was wrong! I plead guilty! I plead guilty!"
Kowtow is like pounding garlic.
Ni Tu finally showed a happy smile.
Chapter completed!