On June 26, 2014, the NBA Draft!

When Zhou Yuhang appeared on the draft list, the Chinese media fell into a state of restlessness.

Zhou Yuhang, born in 1992, averaged 18.7 points, 5.7 rebounds and 3.5 assists per game in CBA last season, gradually growing into the team's pillar and is already the top three local small forwards in CBA.

But the gap between CBA and NBA can be seen with the naked eye. All rational people understand that he can't even get along with the NBA water dispenser guard.

The chances of wanting to be selected are too low.

But this is a bustle at least, and for Chinese fans, it is better to have hope than to have no hope, so everyone stared at everything about the draft.

The draft was similar to what he expected, Wiggins became the No. 1 pick, Jabaric Parker ranked second and Embiid ranked third. If not unexpectedly, Zhou Yuhang lost the election, which was similar to what he expected...

Until the 28th pick!

Stern read on the rostrum: "The Los Angeles Clippers selected players from China with their No. 28 picks, Yuhang Zhou!"

There was an uproar!

In the football world, especially in the Chinese football world, almost a few question marks popped up on everyone’s forehead: “What is the operation of the Clippers?”

Almost all media reporters were focused on this rare scene, hoping to record any details. Many Chinese media wanted to move to the other side of the ocean to see what was going on, because this news was so explosive.

With overwhelming gaze, Zhou Yuhang, who was the center of the storm, walked to the rostrum. He shook hands with Stern, and Stern pushed the microphone to him.

What the rookie needs to say at this time is nothing more than some clichés of thanks, almost the same, and nothing particularly sensational and touching.

But Zhou Yuhang coughed dryly, and said in standard English to the microphone-

"I have to thank the Clippers for choosing me. It is great for me to be selected by the NBA team. Thank them. I will become the best rookie in the new season and repay the Clippers' draft vision!"

……silence!

There is silence!

The people at the scene had never heard anyone say this, nor had anyone been so arrogant.

After all, this is a draft!

The Chinese fans who watched the live broadcast of the talent show and could understand English were also confused.

Almost everyone thinks Zhou Yuhang is crazy.

...

Zhou Yuhang left the rostrum and looked embarrassed to see people with his head down.

Because he also knew that what he was talking about was crazy, but he had no choice.

Everything is because of a month ago!

At that time, Zhou Yuhang was a rising small forward star in China, and his future was promising. Although he would be tortured to the point of being completely defeated in international competitions, he could still be rampant in Asia with his own physical fitness and a little bit of technology.

But he was injured!

And it was a very depressing slip in a bath, and a serious injury caused by a ruptured Achilles tendon! For a professional athlete, he was basically sentenced to death.

But at this time, there was an extra system in his mind...

Zhou Yuhang named it "mouth cannon system", because this system requires him to keep mouthing.

System Description:

The words are amazing - speaking makes people grit their teeth, or they feel that you are arrogant, or they arouse others' desire to refute and ridicule. If you say something can arouse more people's mood changes, you can get the highest ridicule value. If you can successfully realize your own ridicule content, the ridicule value will double!

You can draw once every 1,000 taunt values!

The taunt value can also be obtained by doing tasks.

The main prize of the lottery draw: the star ability card, which allows the host to have the strength of the star after use!

The first task of the system: get 1000 taunt value and perform the first lottery!

Mission reward: The host completely obtains the "mouth gun system".

Note: If the host cannot complete a lottery within one month after obtaining the system, the system will recover the host's injury protection and the host's injury will return to its original state!

(System beginner reward: let the host be selected in the draft!)

Therefore, in order to recover from his injuries, Zhou Yuhang has been accumulating this so-called "sarcastic value".

Last time a reporter came to ask him how he recovered from his injury and whether he would retire. Zhou Yuhang scolded the reporter regardless of 21, and told the reporter that he would become the number one person in CBA in the new season. However, CBA had not had a great influence and was not an internet celebrity player, so he ended up only 87 ridicule. After this incident was exposed online, there was no response, and instead other reporters were not interviewed by Zhou Yuhang.

In desperation, Zhou Yuhang ran everywhere to mock him. The primary school student blocked the ball on the court and said to go to your basketball dream. He mocked a naughty child who hated his relatives and bragged, but unfortunately he did not achieve much results.

Until today, Zhou Yuhang's ridicule value has remained at 127 and has not yet reached it.

So, Zhou Yuhang, who was anxious to jump over the wall, chose to go to the NBA draft, which was particularly concerned, and made a remark that he was so embarrassed that his face was flushed.

"Brother of the system, can't you change the reward method?"

Zhou Yuhang was helpless and sent a series of ideas to the system, but there was no news from the system.

However, the good news is that a cold notification came from the system:

"'Thacking Value' increases by 479! The taunt value balance is 606!"

"This wave is so fat!" Zhou Yuhang looked at the eyes of so many people at the scene, and thought with tears in his eyes.

However, it's still not enough 1,000!

Zhou Yuhang returned to his seat and waited patiently because he believed that his big talk just now would definitely attract other people's attention.

The reporters did not disappoint Zhou Yuhang. They also became interested in this Chinese who was selected for no reason and inexplicably spoken out. Several reporters quickly came over and asked, "Why do you say that you can get the best rookie? You must know, you didn't perform well before?"

Zhou Yuhang was serious and forced himself to say another against his will: "I say this because hard work is important, but if you work hard, you will find that talent is the most important. Sorry, I am a player with this talent. My rookie season data should be at least 20 points and 5 rebounds. I think this data is enough to make me the best rookie!"

Several reporters were so surprised by these remarks that they didn't know what to ask. Only Zhou Yuhang heard the system prompt that the mockery value increased by 500 and the balance reached 1106. When the first lottery was available, a satisfied smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"What is he laughing at? There are such shameless people in the world!!"

The reporters who had just heard Zhou Yuhang's crazy words saw the smile on the corner of Zhou Yuhang's mouth, and looked at each other in a daze.

Zhou Yuhang issued the first lottery order to the system!

After a moment...

"The lottery was successful, congratulations to the host, and won a Pierce star card in the 2013-2014 season!"
Chapter completed!