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[72] Spell cheating: rubbing fireballs with empty hands!

"You said, this group of foreign fans should not understand Chinese!"

Yang Shenran has no choice but to hope that this group of fans is fools.

Su Endian looked at Yang Shenran: "Good guy, you might as well go buy lottery tickets, the chance is higher."

"The car is here, right?" Li Yu pointed outside.

"This banner... is too late to change, it's over." Yang Shenran was helpless.

Yang Youji planned to make up for his mistakes and said, "We can find something else to divert our attention, so that it will be fine. By the way, I was afraid before. When I asked someone to perform the ghost-exorcist ceremony for our villa, wasn't there a little firecracker left? Let's set it off and be more happy."

Su Endian reminded: "No firecrackers are allowed in the city!"

"I don't put fireworks, it's okay to put a second kick! Wait!" Liu Jiyang went back and found the second kick from somewhere.

At this time, the car had already stopped and got off the car, seven or eight beautiful female fans. Some of these people were foreigners and some were Chinese, all of whom were fans of the overseas Chinese.

Yang Shenran took the lead in applauding: "Welcome, warm welcome!"

Brother Chun took the thermometer and went there first. During this special period, he had to take his body temperature first and then disinfect it with alcohol.

The body temperature was normal. Then Brother Chun took out a watering can, which contained disinfectant alcohol and sprayed on the beauties. Perhaps these beauties were so beautiful that Brother Chun looked at, so he couldn't stop the squirting.

Yang Shenran was really afraid that the words on the banner behind would be seen, so he winked at Liu Jiyang: "Put the second kick!"

What is a second kick? Anyone who has firecrackers knows that after the firecrackers are lit and exploded, a small cannon will pop out. The small cannon will explode again in the air.

Liu Jiyang put the second kick foot on the ground, ignite the fire with a lighter, and then ran back immediately.

Unexpectedly, when Liu Jiyang was igniting the fire, his hands trembled, and the two kicks fell down, facing the door with peace of mind.

It was originally a second kick, but now it's gone, it's turned into a mortar!

"Bang!" The first explosion made the small cannon inside jump in front.

"Bang!" The second explosion was right in front of everyone, but it was too fast. Two kicks were firecrackers, without sparks, so they looked like a small thing, which was not noticeable at all. But...

Brother Chun was disinfecting it with alcohol over there. With the second shot, what a guy? He lit a flame in the air directly between Brother Chun and the female fans!

"Give me a quick heart-saving pill!" Yang Shenran was going crazy.

The female fans were scared and felt their whole body hot, then their eyes were blurred, their ears were roaring, and they were dizzy. When they came to their senses, they saw the spark igniting Chun Ge's pants directly.

"Ahhhh! Help the leader!" Brother Chun ran towards Yang Shenran.

Yang Shenran: "Don't come over, who, go inside and get the fire extinguisher. Brother Chun, lie down and want to help you physically extinguish the fire first."

Brother Chun still trusts the leader? He lay down directly.

Su Endian hurriedly went inside to find a fire extinguisher? Yang Shenran surrounded Brother Chun with the four kings.

"What is physical fire extinguishing?" Yang Youji asked.

Yang Shenran asked back: "Have you seen the big talk in the Westward Journey?"

Everyone was panicked: "Damn it! This is a dead son and grandson!"

"Help is important, Brother Chun hold it back!"

So...the physical fire extinguishing begins.

And in the yard? A group of female fans watched the group of people in the Wing God Cult, surrounded a man and raised their feet? Then...

Brother Chun: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I was frightened by these foreign girls. This is so cruel to my own people. And this welcome method makes me feel that I can't last for an hour! I've slipped away!

So a group of people quickly got into the car, reversed the car, and left directly. Although the meeting time was short and they didn't even talk to the leader, the worship of the Dingying Divine Sect increased many times.

After all, watching the existence of the purgatory on earth has really shocked them in their hearts and even felt the beauty of life!

As for the Divine Cult, when Su Endian took out the fire extinguisher, the fire on Brother Chun's body had been physically extinguished.

But Brother Chun was about to die, and he was a little regretful: "It doesn't seem like the fire is too big, so I burned my pants and my underwear is fine. I only realized that I could kill it myself. My biggest injury now is internal injuries..."

Yang Shenran helped Brother Chun up: "Does it hurt?"

Brother Chun: "It hurts!"

Yang Shenran said helplessly: "If I had known this, I would have asked you to take off your pants directly."

Brother Chun shook his head: "No, I thought about it, it's actually pretty good."

"Didn't you say that your pants outside are on fire and your underwear is fine!" Yang Shenran said: "That's all right. I didn't expect it just now."

Brother Chun said weakly: "You can't take off my underwear. It's really okay because... I didn't wear it today."

Yang Shenran was stunned, stretched out his hand with a look of pain, and gently pressed it on Brother Chun's eyelids: "Rest in peace, Brother Chun."

Brother Chun opened his eyes and never closed his eyes: "Master, I'm not dead! Don't do this, I can't die."

"Close your eyes first!" Yang Shenran said: "This relationship has been exaggerated to this point, and it will be a tear-jerking session soon. It is not appropriate not to cry. You die first and then be resurrected later."

Chun Ge would rather die than surrender: "I finally know why Xiao Zhang ran away before? I don't want to die! I still want to live for five hundred years!"

Yang Shenran: "Horse it, it will be fine soon!"

Su Endian pushed Yang Shenran: "It's this time, be serious!"

Yang Shenran said, "It's okay. I saw that Brother Chun's pants were on fire outside, but after the alcohol was burned, it was gone. In the end, we kicked a few times to put out the fire physically. But we all have weight and were not injured, don't worry. Brother Chun was just scared."

Brother Chun nodded: "It's really not like that, I just startled me. I will definitely wear my underwear secretly in the future."

"Okay." Yang Shenran stood up and looked back. All the original female fans had run away and disappeared.

Yang Youji advised: "This is life. It doesn't matter if you finally encounter some setbacks. Because... the galaxy is hot, and the moon is coming for you."

"You're so embarrassed!" Yang Shenran went crazy: "The Galaxy is hot, so is it the Galaxy? It's magma, which burns your pig's skin. The moon comes to you, and it's a meteorite, and you'll take your dog's life first!"

Seeing Yang Shenran and the four heavenly kings start a real-life competition again, Su Endian sighed. It’s over, it’s estimated that after these female fans go back, some strange rumors about the Deep Win God Cult will emerge on the Internet.

Alas! Sister Xixi, come back quickly and miss you!

Su Endian was right, but in fact it was true. The group of female fans who had left the base at this time could not wait to write today's experience and post it on foreign forums.

The content is probably: What you see with your own eyes! People who lie on the God Cult are all wizards, who can rub fireballs with empty hands! A person will be burned to death on the spot!

This is a cultural issue. If my country's girls are here today, I will be sure to call the police first and not believe in any magic. After all, they are all atheists. However, foreigners believe in religion, so they immediately believe in the wizards.

What's more, it has made up the idea of ​​releasing the "changing magic" to the opponent before the game to win the game.

Good guy, this is cheating on spells!
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