Chapter 21: After all, I'm not a devil
Jiang Han can't forget Tuo'ao, a textbook on biodiversity. This is more expensive and it is more cost-effective to directly introduce a complete set of "biological balance chain gift packages" when you have more money in the future, so Jiang Han doesn't have to worry about it.
Brother Ji was still talking, "Boss, for example, the teenage mice on your earth. Humans think that rats are an extremely low-level rodent mammal, and teenage mice have also made indelible contributions to promoting human medical care. But you should know that rats are recognized as skilled craftsmen in the universe, symbolizing a race of wisdom. All star-making projects in the Thousand Stars City, from the responsible to the construction personnel, are rats, and even the earth is built by rats."
Jiang Han digested Brother Ji's words in a few seconds, and finally couldn't help laughing.
Humans always regard mice as mammals with the lowest intelligence. Who would have thought that in the eyes of mice, humans are inferior creatures?
Jiang Han and Ji Ge continued to visit. The price in the talent market is much lower than that of robots. The cheapest [Level 1 Civilization Forging Robot] is worth 500 stellar coins. There are many creatures with a monthly salary of several stellar coins in the talent market.
Although Jiang Han’s navel has weak starlight, behind his hands when walking, he is accompanied by a horoscope that he doesn’t recognize relatives. All job hunting creatures in the talent market wave the signs in their hands, shouting words like “Boss choose me” and the boss looks at me”.
Although he didn't have much money, he still enjoyed the treatment of an emperor.
Suddenly, Jiang Han heard a clear call from the groundhog in various self-marketing slogans "I choose me the sweetest by the boss."
"Ah!!! Ah!!!!"
Jiang Han locked the source of the sound at a glance, saw the little groundhog incompetent and furious, pointed at a husky and cursed: "I said you should be careful when adding catalyst. You poured all the cans of catalyst in. This armor is as crisp as paper. How can you sell it?"
Erha lowered her head's eyes and dodged, making a "um" and aggrieved voice in her mouth.
The groundhog put one hand on his hip and pointed at the dog's head without stopping: "Brother Dog will reduce your dog food to half tonight!"
Hearing that the dog food was cut in half, Husky immediately raised his head and stared at the groundhog with his eyes: "Ayue, I don't think it's possible!"
The groundhog put his hands on his hips, his two front teeth shining, with a look of "the cub looking straight at me": "Brother Dog, I think it's OK!"
Jiang Han was amused by the conversation between the two. Brother Chicken's little eyes as big as black beans were also shining. When he saw this conversation between dogs and rats, he suddenly wanted to rap.
Jiang Han glanced at the sign hanging around the necks of the two.
The groundhog sign named Ayue says [Extra-class forging, the pride of the groundhog star. Just 10 stars/month, take the groundhog with a shiny and big teeth home!].
The sign on the chest of Erha who is named Dog Ge is a huge arrow drawn on the sign [←←←← Buy one and get one free, and sell it together on the left. It only costs 8 stars/month, and take it home with a good husky!]
Jiang Han became more interested. These two live treasures not only talk funny, but also have completely different slogans from others.
It takes 10 star coins per month to hire a groundhog, but it only takes 8 star coins per month to package them together. Are these two stupid?
Jiang Han ignored the crazy shouts around him and walked straight towards the two of them.
"Brother Dog, what are your strengths? Why don't you have to pay 2 star coins every month?"
The Erha Dog Brother was about to open his mouth when he was sealed by a groundhog, and his eyes were warned by the deterrent force.
Now, a planet Lord has finally asked, if Erha opens his mouth, it will definitely ruin this business!
The groundhog completely pressed Erha's mouth to death, and Jiang Han looked at the dog brother's cross-eyed eyes and wanted to laugh. Sure enough, the Husky was really stupid.
"The main reason is that this guy is too chaotic, and sometimes he gets into trouble. Ordinary employers don't choose to continue hiring people after hiring for a month." The groundhog is honest. After all, the brand is clearly written, so there is no need to hide this matter.
After the groundhog said that, he forced his long face to nod.
Jiang Han couldn't help laughing again. Such a pair of lively treasures really made people laugh.
Brother Ji was on the side of him and looked alert. These two things only took a while to make the serious-looking boss laugh. If he hired them back, wouldn’t he have robbed his status as the solemn one in minutes?
"Hmph, pretending to be crazy and stupid is a little bit of a path!" Brother Ji muttered angrily, and he didn't like a mouse or a dog.
"Then if we only hire you one, will you leave?" Brother Ji said to the groundhog Ayue.
Then a more funny scene appeared, Ayue shook her head crazily, and Dog Brother nodded wildly.
Now let alone Jiang Han, even Brother Ji couldn't help laughing, with a full comedy effect.
"Are you sure you can forge it? What can you forge it?"
Jiang Han began to ask the main point.
The groundhog patted Erha's face and ordered: "Take out the things I forged before for the guests!"
Brother Dog looked excited, then dragged out a box from behind and held out an armor with both hands.
The groundhog reached out to the armor with both hands and introduced grandly: "This is the armor I made by myself. It is extremely strong. You can try it for both of you."
As soon as he finished speaking, Brother Ji had already stretched out his chicken wings and touched the armor. Its luster was transparent and the surface of the armor was also very complete. He was a good blacksmith.
Immediately afterwards, Brother Chicken knocked on the armor again.
It doesn't matter if you don't knock it, but something really happened when you knock it. The whole armor seemed like a weathered wall. With the sound of knocking, the whole armor had all turned into iron filings in less than a moment, and the scene was very awkward.
The groundhog's two large front teeth were exposed outside, and his mouth opened slightly as if it was frozen.
Brother Dog's hands were still hanging in the air, as if he was still holding an armor in his hand.
Not to mention whether the armor is solid or not, the performance of Dog Brother is quite in place.
The groundhog Ayue said word by word: "If I say this is an accident, do you believe it?"
Jiang Han put his hands on his chest and smiled, but he had an idea in his mind: "I can hire you, but I have three conditions here. If you agree, I can sign the contract immediately!"
When Brother Ji heard this, he immediately hugged Jiang Han's calves: "Boss, please think twice!"
The groundhog and the Hakka looked hopeful. As long as they can guarantee that they will be paid for wages, they will agree to any conditions!
Jiang Han pointed a finger and said, "First, given the reliability of you two, I decided to give you a three-month inspection period first. The reward during the inspection period is only half of the formal period. Do you agree?"
A rat and a dog nodded repeatedly, this is what it should be.
"Secondly, whether it is the probation period or the formal period, damage to the employer's private property without reason must be compensated at the price. Do you agree?"
The two guys responded with their arms around. Is this natural thing?
"Third, without compromising one's own safety, you must unconditionally obey all decisions of your employer. Can you do it?"
Stop talking, the Wanxingren is the most loyal race in the universe. As long as you recognize your master, you will never waver!
"It seems you all agree? If you agree, we can sign the agreement directly." After Jiang Han said that, he signaled Brother Ji to show the agreement.
Brother Ji raised his arm helplessly and operated it on the holographic watch for a while. Soon, three limited conditions were added. The Presbyterian Church, which is universal in the universe, made a law in front of everyone. Among them, Jiang Han asked Brother Ji to modify the last item, and the employment period was determined by the performance of the hired person, and all the right to interpret is owned by Mr. Jiang Han, the Lord of the Tazhai Star Planet.
The groundhog wanted to come up and see the entire agreement, but was stopped by Erhu's backhand. The dog brother's face became smart in an instant from a hippie smile on his face. He didn't know where to take out a gold-framed glasses on his nose: "I understand the laws of the universe, let me do it!"
The groundhog Ayue was a little panicked: "Don't show off your hobby level, just let me take a closer look."
Brother Dog looked back and forth three times from top to bottom, and saw Jiang Han and Brother Ji a little furious behind their backs. The groundhog Ayue felt relieved when she saw that Brother Dog was so serious. It seemed that this guy was rarely serious.
"No problem, this agreement can be signed!" Brother Dog stretched out his claws without saying a word and pressed his handprint on the holographic screen. Then, the identity information of Brother Dog appeared next to the handprint.
The groundhog also pressed his little claw print and Ayue's identity information appeared.
Finally, Jiang Han reached out and pressed his hand to make the entire agreement take effect.
The laws of the Presbyterian Church are quite strict, and contracts that have been signed must be executed. Refusing to perform contracts and challenging the majesty of the Presbyterian Church will be wanted in the entire universe.
The contract signing is completed, the holographic screen display approval is approved and officially takes effect.
Jiang Han handed out a note from his fingertips: "This is the address of Tazhaixing. You can come straight after you pack it up."
The groundhog took the note, carefully put it away and hid it under his fur, and kept saying, "Thank you, boss! Thank you, boss!"
After Jiang Han and Brother Ji left, Brother Ji finally asked a question that had been held back for a long time.
"Boss, this groundhog is obviously a parallel product. At this price, we can find a qualified forge. There was a forge who was skilled in technology and could create a level 0.5 civilized cold weapon. The price was only 4 star coins per month!"
Jiang Han smiled slightly and expressed his understanding of Brother Ji’s doubts: “On the surface, you need 8 star coins to hire them, but you should carefully read the limited conditions I wrote. First, the remuneration for the probation period is halved, the second is compensation for the destruction at the price, and the third is to obey my orders. The groundhog is indeed a talent, and the reason why the armor is as brittle as paper is because Erha puts too much catalyst. What I bet is that Erha will still be in trouble on the Tazhai Star. If you destroy things, you have to compensate at the price? What should I do if I can’t afford to pay without money? Then extend the probation period..."
Jiang Han said it for granted, anyway, the final right of explanation belongs to him.
Brother Ji thought for a while and shivered.
Trap! All three are traps!
"I am worthy of being the boss, and I weave a trap in just a few words. And the Erha who is proficient in the law has not seen it. I can only say that your understanding of the law has reached a state of transformation! Any move is a trap that is hard to guard against! In this way, as long as the Erha makes a mistake, isn't Tazhaixing equivalent to two more free laborers? Wouldn't they have to work for us for the rest of our lives?"
Jiang Han's face turned dark: "What do you say about free labor and work for life! That's obviously called dedicating your youth to the construction of Tazhaixing!"
Brother Ji immediately understood and agreed: "Yes, yes, what a great spirit of cosmic humanitarianism!"
Jiang Han couldn't help but smile: "After all, I'm not a demon."
p.s: Everyone should understand which meme is a tribute to the mouse. In addition, I still want to recommend votes. It is more collection than recommendations. It is embarrassing to be a thief...
Thank you bilibili Xiaoyao, book friend 20170521082354080, Don’t let your beauty down for a long time, - Mu Xiaobing, Nan Xin, the restricted reward!
Chapter completed!