Chapter 263 Wedding(1/2)
"Brother Cui!"
"It's your time!"
Looking at the pungent smell in front of him and some yellow strips of cloth, Cui Shusheng couldn't help but shake his head and hold his breath, and asked unwillingly.
"Brother Cui!"
"As the saying goes, those who do big things are not careful about the details!"
"Just regard it for your sake!"
"Besides!"
"Do you think I'm willing? Isn't this a solution?"
Seeing that Cui Shusheng looked unwilling, Yan Shi'er hurried forward and whispered.
"this!"
When Cui Shusheng heard Yan Shi'er's words, he was stunned. However, before he could refuse, Yan Shi'er continued, "Don't say it's me, even my master..."
Hearing this, Cui Shusheng couldn't help but look up and saw Yan Chixia looking at Yan Shi'er with disgust.
When Yan Shi'er mentioned her name, Yan Shi'er couldn't help but feel like a firecracker and cursed: "What are you looking at!"
"Shi'er, what have you eaten recently, but you're a little angry..."
Hearing Yan Chixia’s complaints, Yan Shier couldn’t help but feel speechless, and her face showed an aggrieved expression. Can this be blamed for me?
Looking at Yan Shi'er's aggrieved expression, Yan Chixia couldn't help but feel ache in her toothache, but he also understood that this matter was really no wonder Yan Shi'er.
Seeing that Yan Chixia was smearing her body, Cui Shusheng could only take the cloth strips and rubbed her face with disgust.
After confirming that his whole body was soaked in urine, he threw away the cloth strip with disgust and scolded him with dissatisfaction: "Yan Shi'er!"
"What have you eaten recently?"
"This urine is so yellow!"
Although Yan Shi'er was full of grievances, she could only nod and smile with awkward face. However, he did not forget Li Jing.
"God!"
"Are you?"
Looking at Yan Shi'er who was smiling and hiding in her eyes, Li Jing couldn't help but be stunned.
"You?"
"Respect God!"
"I know, you always don't want to!"
"But there is nothing I can do about this, my master...
Hearing Yan Shi'er's words, Li Jing couldn't help but look up jokingly and asked with some amusement: "Your master is really already?"
Seeing that Li Jing's expression was a little loose, Yan Shi'er couldn't help but nodded repeatedly and said loudly: "This is natural!"
"Can I still lie?"
"My master has really..."
Although Yan Chixia felt a little embarrassed, she still nodded gently, as if confirming. After confirming that Yan Chixia had also applied, Li Jing nodded gently and took the cloth strip as it went.
Just when everyone thought he was going to apply it, Li Jing left him aside.
Smiling, raising his hand, pressing it on his head and shoulders...
It's strange that the dazzling flame just now seemed like a lamp, but it was slowly extinguished at a speed visible to the naked eye. In the end, it was no different for ordinary people.
this!
this!
Everyone never expected that there would be such an operation and they were stunned.
However, Yan Chixia was the first to react. She scolded her with some anger: "Okay, Xiahou!"
"With such a convenient way, why didn't you say it earlier!"
"Make the old Taoist urinate all over his body?"
Listening to Yan Chixia's questioning, although the others didn't say anything, their faces were more or less aggrieved.
Li Jing did not answer the questioning of everyone immediately, but just chuckled. When everyone was almost venting their anger, he said quietly: "You didn't ask either!?"
Looking at Li Jing's innocent expression, everyone suddenly felt like they were furious.
We didn't ask, either?
It was obviously you who didn't say ok!?
If you know that you can eliminate the three fires on your head in this way, who would use urine?
Thinking of this, they couldn't help but look at Yan Shi'er with a strange expression, and only looked at Yan Shi'er with a embarrassed look, and then they withdrew their gaze. However, before they could say anything more, Li Jing had already stepped forward and quickly got into the lonely souls coming and going.
Yan Chixia and others had no choice but to keep up with them in disappointment and follow the large army.
"Everyone!"
"Do you know?"
"That girl Mochou is a fairy in the painting, very beautiful!"
"Who said no!"
"I really don't know the blessings that the ghost general has cultivated in that lifetime..."
"I'm so envious!"
"I'm so envious, it's a pity that I don't have this blessing in this life!"
Ghosts gathered together and started chattering. Although Li Jing and others felt bored, they could only pretend that they had not heard it.
But at this moment, a ghost with a big head and a bit funny seemed to have thought of something, and couldn't help but say in surprise: "Ye?"
"What a big smell of urine. Who did you pee your pants?"
Hearing the words of the Big Head Ghost, the ghosts around him couldn't help but burst into laughter, and some people kept curling their lips: "Big Head!"
"I think you are a fool!"
"We are ghosts!"
"How could someone pee their pants?"
When the ghost heard the words, the ghost next to him nodded repeatedly, "That's right!"
"That's right!"
"We are ghosts, how can we pee our pants?"
"Big Head Ghost!"
"I see if you are a big-headed ghost, but a confused ghost!"
"Ha ha!"
"that is!"
"that is!"
"How come there is a smell of urine here?"
Speaking of this, the wild ghosts next to them were still sniffing their noses hard, which scared Yan Chixia and others so much that they couldn't help but retreat. However, what they didn't expect was that the ghost didn't smell anything.
"Where does the smell of urine have?"
"that is!"
"Where does the smell of urine have?"
When he heard what the ghost said, the other big ghosts and little ghosts shook their heads and echoed. Only the big ghost was confused. He sniffed a few times first.
"Not right!"
"It tastes so good!"
"Why do you all say it doesn't taste?"
"How is this possible?"
After saying this, he couldn't help but look up and looked at Li Jing and others. He asked curiously: "Did you smell it?"
When Li Jing and others heard the question from the big-headed ghost, how could Li Jing and others admit it? They couldn't help but shake their heads and waved their hands, "I didn't smell it!"
"I didn't smell it!"
"I really didn't smell it!"
"that is!"
"that is!"
To be continued...