Chapter 939: My son has become a mother (6)
"I'll just take it, you're so poisonous.
It's indeed the most toxic woman's heart.
No, have you coveted my brother for a long time? Which brother do you like me?
Could it be Xiao Kaiyun?"
Su Leilei's face turned pale at first, but her mind began to quickly recall the appearance of her brothers, and finally set her sight on the one who looked the most like a young man among the brothers.
That is, he has red lips and white teeth, and his skin is white and handsome.
Xiao Kaiyun, who can be called the school grass.
When she said Xiao Kaiyun's name, it was obvious that Liu Yun's eyes were a little erratic, and after a while, she even showed a shy expression.
"My God, can you not use my face to make a shy expression? Oh my God, a lightning strikes me to death. I can't live this day.
You shouldn't have the same expression in front of Xiao Kaiyun. My God, I really can't be a human being. You have thrown my face away!
Let me tell you that we two can't continue like this. You must learn to imitate me. Do you know? If you continue this kind of virtue, others will definitely think I am a bent when you look back.
Wait a moment, calm down, calm down.
Can we calm down?
Let’s talk about it from beginning to end.”
Although Su Leilei's soul in her body was very anxious and anxious at this time, she could only forcibly suppress her irritable personality due to the difficulty of the other party. Her voice slowed down a little, hoping to calm down and discuss it.
“Of course I can calm down.
But there must be a prerequisite.
Where did my idol’s photo go?”
Xia Yun didn't think too much at this time, but he was still struggling with the large photo posters of his favorite idols he had posted on the wall.
"You are so hopeless.
No, you are not only a nerd but also a fraternal love. The girls I know all love one.
Never climb a wall.
It’s not like you, while thinking about the school grass in the school, there are seven or eight idols. You are really more fickle than the big radish.
I tore off and folded your posters, put them in the cabinet.
You can sit down after taking a look.
Let's talk about what to do next."
At this time, Su Leilei was also a little lucky, glad that she did not tore all the posters, but folded them and put them in the cabinet. If they were really torn, they would probably have to fight completely next.
When Xia Yun heard that the posters were placed in the cabinet, he breathed a little relieved. Then he quickly stood up and ran to the cabinet that Su Leilei just pointed to, and began to rummage through the cabinets and look for posters.
Wait until she actually saw those posters.
And take it out and expand it.
The edges of the poster were found to be unbreakable.
Only when the heart that had been hanging was completely let go.
And put the posters back into the cabinet, and in a pretty good mood, he walked to Su Leilei's pink bed again, sat down and said
"You are tactful and didn't touch my baby.
Don't talk first, I'll do it first.
I have always loved to be clean at home. You have made my room so messy now, and you don’t wear any skirts, and you have bought this lot of men’s clothing.
My parents must be suspicious.
You must find a way to deal with these, such as keeping the room clean, the garbage in the trash can be dumped every day, and taking a bath every day, and using fragrant shower gel to take a bath.
This is my secret to maintaining my body fragrance.
By the way, you have to apply body lotion.
These are all necessary.
If possible...
Forget it, everyone should have seen it all long ago. Clean my body.
I don't want to return to my own body and receive a smelly body.
There is also homework. The daily homework must be completed on time. I don’t want to see my name appear on the school’s disciplinary list. The end is to get along with my parents and others.
In the past, I always listened to my left ear and came out of my right ear. You have to be the same. You can't argue with them, otherwise they might think that I was in the rebellious period and even asked a psychologist to come over.
You must pay attention to this. My dad and my mom seem to have some minor problems in their psychology.
Every time I have to ask a psychologist to provide them with psychological counseling. If they find something wrong with me, they will definitely hire a psychologist. The psychologist sometimes hypnotizes you. If he hypnotizes you, maybe our affairs will be exposed. I am not sure what will happen then.
Maybe it was studied in slices.
This must be paid attention to.
By the way, add me, I have written all my past habits and personality into text documents. I will send them to you later. You must read carefully and imitate me as much as possible according to the habits and personality I wrote above. Even if there is a little deviation, the deviation cannot be large, otherwise it will be miserable."
"Shower gel, you have to take a shower and wash every day.
Forget it, I will follow you first. I will definitely try my best to follow what you said, but do you have to listen to me? Although my mother is not as nagging as your mother, she is still concerned about me.
If my behavior is too strange.
She would definitely think something was wrong.
You can go home on time every day.
This way my mother should only be happier.
After all, she was quite worried about me studying.
If you go home on time every day to do your homework.
She would feel strange though.
But I should only be relieved that I am sensible.
What you need to pay attention to is not to put on makeup.
Don’t let yourself be too clean, do you understand? I always take a bath twice a week at home in winter, and only in summer I will take a bath every day.
And I only use soap.
Never use shower gel.
The fragrance on your body is obviously the smell of the Xiangfen shower gel my mother used. I quickly changed it to me and just use ordinary soap.
Not your body.
What do you care so carefully about?
Also, don't use my mom's skin care products.
I don't have to ask for my sister's skin care products.
I never use these things.
No matter how rough my skin is, it has nothing to do with you. Even if your lips are bleeding, then drink some water at most. Don’t apply any lipstick to me.
The most important thing is that you must drink milk every day.
You have to drink high-calcium milk you buy at home.
I rely on drinking milk to grow taller. If you don’t drink it, I’m less than 1.8 meters tall, which is your sin. If you are hungry, eat more. My mother said that I am the time to grow taller, so don’t do anything for me to lose weight. You are not using your own body. Eat more and eat as much as you can. Don’t worry about gaining weight. Being fat has nothing to do with you.
The most important thing is that my sister and I have a bad relationship and don’t talk much. Don’t be like a little sister with my sister.
By the way, there is another point.
No matter what you think of my brother, you must always remember that you are using my body now and don’t give me a silly smile.
Do you think you will run naked?
My body is a man. Even if I run naked, I will be laughed at by others. But your body is a woman, and the impact of running naked is even greater.
We should restrain each other, is it OK?
Remember that you are a man now.
I will also remember that I am a woman.”
Su Leilei has been worried about her situation these days, so now she naturally has to tell you everything she has worried about some time ago.
Discuss and negotiate with the other party one by one.
Even if you cannot imitate the other person's personality and habits 100%, you must try to imitate as much as possible. Never reveal too many flaws.
Otherwise, it will be exposed.
I'm afraid they were either sent to a mental hospital for treatment or sent for anatomy and research.
Chapter completed!