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Chapter 44 I've even eaten Kunpeng

At this time, beside the swampy land of the dry bone forest!

The rich aroma of roasted chicken wings almost filled the forest, and many monsters were attracted.

However, when they saw the blood python frozen into popsicles in the swamp, they were frightened away!

Xu Que unknowingly gained a series of pretentious values ​​and was having fun with several disciples from Taiyi!

At this time, an old man in rags sneaked out of the woods, looked at Xu Que, stared at the chicken wings on their hands, and his eyes suddenly became wide open!

“Huh?”

Xu Que and several disciples of the Taiyi Sect happened to see him and were about to speak when the old man suddenly rushed over.

Under the astonished eyes of several people, the old man squeezed to them with a smile, looking like he saw an acquaintance, and said with a smile: "Oh, where are you roasting chicken wings here? Why don't you call me? It's true."

After saying that, he grabbed the two chicken wings on the grill, stuffed them into his mouth, and started eating on his own.

The eating style is also a bit unsightly.

"Well……"

Xu Que came to his senses, looked at several Taiyi disciples and asked, "Do you know each other?"

The few people shook their heads in confusion.

Don't know?

Damn it!

This shameless old liar came out, cheating on food and drink and tricking me into coming!

Xu Que immediately widened his eyes, turned his head to stare at the old man, ready to settle the score!

As a result, the old man finished gnawing the roasted wings in two or three bites, with an unsatisfied look on his face, looking at Xu Que with great respect, "Little brother, you are such a genius, you can make such delicious food!"

Oh, it turns out he is a foodie!

Xu Que was amused by his appearance and smiled and said, "I can't tell, you old beggar are quite good at eating."

Unexpectedly, when the old man heard this, he suddenly became unhappy and said angrily: "Who is the old beggar? Old man, I am so magnificent and majestic, and I look like a beggar?"

It's all like every bit!

Xu Que and several disciples of the Taiyi Sect twitched their mouths and responded in unison.

The old man ignored the expressions of the few people, crossed his legs and said while picking his teeth, "But you have a good vision. If you talk about eating, I call the second in the world, no one dares to call the first one."

When Xu Que heard this, he was not happy. Do you still dare to brag in front of me if you eat me?

I immediately smiled disdainfully and said, "Old beggar, can you stop bragging? I don't know how shameful you are at your age. To be honest, I have won a beautiful name in terms of eating, called the God of Cooking!"

"Fuck, you little brat, you dare to call yourself the God of Food!" The old man immediately became anxious, jumped from the ground, and cursed: "It's really a world of decline, people's hearts are not as good as ever. I've never seen such a shameless person. To tell you the truth, old man, I have eaten dragon liver and phoenix gallbladder, your roasted chicken wings are nothing."

Xu Que snorted coldly: "You dare to show off your god of liver and phoenix? This God of Food has eaten KFC, McDonald's, and Pizza Hut!"

"I haven't heard of any kind of chicken or any work. Don't think that you can fool me by just writing a name."

"That's because you're ignorant!"

"Farting, old man, I know astronomy and geography!"

"Tsk, the God of Food goes to heaven and earth, and knows everything!"

"Bah, you are shameless!"

"You are shameless!"

...

Seeing the two of them suddenly arguing like this, several disciples of Taiyi Sect were a little confused.

What is this? Just to win the title of "the best way to eat in the world"?

Is this honorable? Is it so unfair to you to be so anxious about each other!

The few people were speechless and laughed and cried. They wanted to speak out and persuade them to fight, but they felt that there was no room for them to interrupt.

Xu Que and the old man cursed each other again and again without repetition, and they quarreled for more than half an hour!

Finally, the old man snorted heavily and said, "I won't bother with you, the ignorant junior. I remember that when the old man I was traversing the sea of ​​North and joining the Kunpeng clan and eating countless mountain treasures in the world, you were not yet born."

"Tsk, just show off these trivial matters. I don't want to say that I have even eaten Kunpeng!" Xu Que brags with contempt and seriousness.

The old man immediately burst out laughing: "Hahahaha, you're sarcastic now? With your kid's cultivation level, you haven't even stepped out of the Fire Yuan Kingdom. How dare you say you have eaten Kunpeng from the North Sea? I'm afraid you haven't seen it before?"

Speaking of this, he looked at the Taiyi Sect and asked, "Tell me, have you heard of Kunpeng? Have you ever seen Kunpeng?"

The Taiyi Sects had a confused face and shook their heads together.

The Sea of ​​Beiming? Where is that? The Kunpeng clan? Is there such a race in the world? Why have you never heard of it?

Xu Que sneered, "Old beggar, that's why I said you are ignorant, isn't it Kunpeng? Not only did I eat it, but I also enjoyed poetry after eating it, and I made poetry intently."

"Poetry? You can still write poems for the Kunpeng clan? Come on, read them out and listen!" the old man said jokingly.

Xu Que shook his head, stood up, and opened his mouth and said, "There is a fish in Beiming, and its name is Kun!"

"Uh..." When the old man heard this, his smile froze on his face.

A thud in my heart, this kid actually knew that Kun was a fish? Could it be that he had actually seen it?

Xu Que glanced at him, raised the corner of his mouth, and continued to recite: "Kun is so big that it cannot be stewed in a pot. It turns into a bird. Its name is Peng. Peng is so big that it requires two barbecue grills. One is polysaccharide and the other is slightly spicy. Then come with the bottle of snowflakes, let us bravely enter the world!"

"puff!"

Taiyi sent a few people to spew out the chicken wings from their mouths on the spot.

This... what kind of poem is this! Except for the previous and the middle sentences, it sounds normal, why do you eat everything else?

"hiss!"

But the old man took a breath, widened his eyes, looked at Xu Que in disbelief, shocked in his heart, unable to calm down for a long time.

It was not until a moment before he suddenly came back to his senses, slapped his thighs, and shouted, "Okay, a good sentence 'one polysaccharide, and the other slightly spicy', which makes people feel very happy when they hear it! What a good poem, a good poem!"

"Plop!"

Several disciples of Taiyi Sect slipped on the spot from the stone under their butts.

Xu Que looked at the old man and smiled lightly, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"

"Come on, boy, ask you, have you really eaten Kunpeng?" The old man immediately changed to a hippie smile, hooked Xu Que's shoulders with a mature look, and asked with a smile.

Xu Que slapped his chest: "Is that, am I like that kind of bragging person?"

"Then...what is that snowflake? Why can it bravely make the world?"

"Oh, that's a kind of beer. Look, I'm a little greedy when you mention it like this. Look, you, an old beggar, are not bad. If I brew it another day, I'll treat you to a big drink!" Xu Que patted the old man's shoulder and said.

The old man laughed so much that he nodded repeatedly, "Okay, I think you are not bad, you are a good guy! Come on, this thing is treated as a gift for a meeting and take it to play!"

As he said that, the old man took out a black jade token out of thin air, unable to see what was written on it, and only carved a totem of a unicorn, scattering a simple and mysterious aura.

"Yo, thank you then."

Xu Que took it and saw that he couldn't tell the name. Instead, he thought the black jade was pretty good, so he simply hung it around his waist and treated it as a pendant!

The old man was stunned, then narrowed his eyes slightly, laughed, and without saying much, he started chatting with Xu Que with his arms around him.

The people from Taiyi sent to look around and almost fainted.

Why did you two make up again?

...

"Swoosh!" "Swoosh!" "Swoosh!"

At this time, several sounds of breaking through the sky suddenly came from the woods, as if countless figures were passing through. At the same time, a powerful murderous intent also rushed towards us instantly.
Chapter completed!
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