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The first morning of 11.82 (thanks friends(1/2)

Xiufang warmly invited Wang Yi to go out for dinner, but Wang Yi firmly refused.

He said he was tired and had just eaten some noodles.

As a result, Xiufang insisted on bringing him a bowl of scrambled eggs with shrimp paste and a corn tortilla about the same size as his face.

Wang Yi was deeply moved.

This is nostalgia!

Wang Yi felt that for a person who lost the care of his parents when he was young, there was nothing more precious to him than this.

Um……

Except for the key that can travel through two time and space.

Um……

And good health and longevity.

Um……

Forget it, I can't think about it anymore, it will hurt my feelings if I think about it any more.

In terms of solar terms, it is only a few days away from the Beginning of Summer, but in terms of actual climate, the nights on the island are still a bit cold.

There is no electricity or lights on the island, and every household burns kerosene lamps.

The members of the commune are reluctant to burn kerosene in order to live their daily lives - not only to save money, but also to save some energy for the country and the collective, so the nights on Tianya Island are very boring.

Only a particularly clear moon shines on the island and the sea, and only the sound of the waves accompanies the people on the island.

This is also quite romantic.

Not long after Xiufang left, someone came.

Wang Yi thought he was confused, but it turned out that it was Wang Dongfeng who came, and as soon as he entered the door, he said:

"Teacher Wang, I heard that your bottom is delicious?"

Wang Yi, who was lying on the bed listening to the sound of the waves, jumped up suddenly with a look of horror on his face: "Are you kidding me, or what do you mean?"

The old gay man got under the covers and made the young man tremble!

Wang Dongfeng said: "What? What do you want me to play with? I just heard someone said that you fed Da Mulu and Brother Erlang under their little noses. They all said that you had good seasoning and the food was delicious."

Wang Yi fell silent.

It turned out to be an unintentional remark.

He lay down again and said, "Hey, it's because the instant noodles come with delicious seasonings."

"Actually, it's not that delicious. Da Mulu and Ugly Cat have never eaten instant noodles before, so they ate them freshly. Just think about it, can instant noodles be more delicious than prawns and crabs?"

Wang Dongfeng smiled and said: "They are talking about the old gods and they say it is very delicious."

"It's not as delicious as seafood." Wang Yi said.

Wang Dongfeng said: "If you are willing to eat seafood, then tomorrow - forget it, tomorrow is not popular, the day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow morning when the tide is low, I will take you to Meihua Beach to catch the sea."

Another person arrived later, several young people came together:

"Teacher Wang, are you really studying in the capital? Tell us what the capital is like."

"Yes, let's talk about Tiananmen, I love BJ Tiananmen..."

"There is also the Great Hall of the People, the Monument to the Heroes, and the Great Wall. What does the capital look like? Isn't it great?"

Wang Yi didn't know what the capital was like these days, but he knew about Tiananmen, the Great Hall of the People, and the Monument to Heroes, so he could stop talking nonsense.

Another person arrived later, this time in great confusion.

Da Mulu came with a bedroll, and he didn't use a bed. He brought a tattered mat with him, threw the mat on the ground, and climbed up naked, pulling the quilt.

Wang Yi was stunned on the spot.

When a young man sleeps on a cold bed, he relies on his firepower to stay strong!

After lying down in a daze, he fell asleep quietly and silently, which made Wang Yi very happy.

He was worried that this guy would snore.

Wang Yi chatted with the group until midnight, and finally Wang Dongfeng chased them away: "Everyone is leaving, why won't Teacher Wang sleep? We have to sleep even if Teacher Wang doesn't sleep, and we have to go to work tomorrow."

The departure of young Ulala.

Only a strange smell of foot odor mixed with cigarette smoke was left...

Wang Yi looked at Da Dulu, who was huddled in a ball on the ground, and then pulled off the mattress from his bed and gave it to him.

The confused man took the mattress and asked: "Teacher Wang, if you give me this, what will you spread?"

Wang Yi said: "Hey, you haven't slept yet? I have a bed, you don't have to worry about it, you can sleep on your bed."

Da Dafu was not polite. He took the mattress, spread it out and lay down again: "I haven't slept yet. I want to listen to you talk about the ancient times. I love to hear people talk about the ancient times."

Wang Yi said: "Go to sleep now. Go to bed early and get up early to have a good schedule."

Da Mulu nodded: "Well, I listen to you. Teacher Wang, you are good to me. Except for my father, you are the only one who is good to me. Give me your own mattress to sleep on."

Wang Yi laughed dumbly.

Then he pulled out the sleeping bag from under the big backpack.

Tianya Island in 2022 is a desert island, and he was fully prepared before going to the island.

He got into his sleeping bag and prepared to fall asleep listening to the sound of the waves and smelling the sweet sea breeze, but he suddenly started to be confused: "Gu-Gah, Gu-Gah..."

Wang Yi rolled his eyes.

Fine.

Not surprisingly, this guy snores!

‘Crunch, crunch, crunch’…

The snoring fell and the sound of grinding teeth began.

Wang Yi couldn't stand the sound. The sound was like fingernails scraping glass or pebbles scraping a blackboard. It gave him goosebumps.

He couldn't bear it any longer and was about to wake up Da Mulu, but the grinding of his teeth stopped.

He just breathed a sigh of relief——

"boom!"

Wang Yi couldn't help but got up.

Are you farting or whipping? Or is this the legendary whipping of a fart?

He was prepared to be confused and snore, but he thought about it. The sound of the waves was disturbing anyway, so it would be okay even if there was snoring.

But I didn’t expect that Big Confusion not only snored, but also grinded his teeth, and farted loudly!

He got up depressedly, and suddenly a small black shadow swooped out...

mouse!

A mouse was frightened by him and ran away!

Then whoosh whoosh, several more mice ran past.

Wang Yi would almost collapse like this!

He is afraid of mice, which is a bit pretentious but has a reason: when Wang Yi just lost his parents, his classmates gave him a lot of DVDs to comfort him and let him watch movies.

As a result, there was a movie that was a disaster movie, about a group of rats biting and eating people, and it also had a magical ending:

The protagonist who survived the rat disaster was rescued by several firefighters who exterminated rats. The protagonist cried with joy, and then the firefighters took off their helmets to reveal a rat head that was larger than a human head!

This movie scared the young Wang Yi to death, but what really left a psychological shadow on him was when he looked back after watching the movie:

There was a mouse lying on the top of the backrest of the sofa, eating the biscuits he put on it!

He still remembers the name of the movie: "Rat Meal"!

He also remembered the appearance of the mouse: all mice were the same, so he was afraid of all mice.

As soon as the mouse ran away, he couldn't stand it any longer. He quickly jumped out of bed and kicked him: "Quick, quick, quick, wake up, rat! There is a rat!"

Da Mulu sat up excitedly: "What? Do you have a wife?"

Wang Yi shouted: "What dream did you have? It was a mouse, there were mice!"

Da Mulu sighed regretfully after hearing his words: "Oh, rats, rats can't be eaten, why are you so happy?"

Wang Yi was speechless.

Could you please explain to me what it means to be happy?

The mice were scared away and they could only continue sleeping.

Wang Yi was also surprised. He checked during the day and found that there were no mouse holes in the house. So where did the mice come from?

With doubts, he got into his sleeping bag. Fortunately, the sleeping bag he bought had a hood. After pulling it up, he could cover his head and breathe only through the breathing hole.
To be continued...
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