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Chapter 4 Are You Enema or Enema?

Chapter 4: Is this an initiation or an enema?

"You, you, you, you..." Liang Xi held a chicken wing with chopsticks and shook it non-stop. It looked like the chicken wing was about to spread its wings and fly. "How did you know that I wanted to use the golden toilet? And what did you just say?

What did you say? Ten thousand years of true power?"

Even if she is not a cultivator, Liang Xi still knows that the strength of cultivators is judged based on their own true power.

An average master with a hundred-year-old power can almost overturn the world. Wouldn't this ten-thousand-year-old power be able to poke a hole in the sky?

Yuwen Qingyang took advantage of this moment to look at Liang Xi, nodded slightly, and said to himself: "Good character, except for being a little greedy for money."

Liang Xi rolled her eyes when she heard this. Are you praising me or hurting me? Gentlemen are greedy for money, and thieves are also good. This is what the sage said.

"It will be beneficial and harmless for you to join the Tianling Sect. With my help, it will be easy for you to pass the test. Why are you hesitating?" Yuwen Qingyang encouraged Liang Xi, with that tone and demeanor in Liang Xi's eyes.

It's no different from those who sell Dali Pills.

However, Liang Xi herself was very moved. To cultivate immortals, I don’t know how many people wanted to go but they couldn’t go. Moreover, it was the Tianling Sect, the largest sect in the Chu Kingdom.

But - Liang Xi glanced at Yuwen Qingyang doubtfully, curled her lips and said, "You don't have any ulterior motives, do you?"

What surprised Liang Xi was that Yuwen Qingyang actually nodded.

"What do you want to do!" Liang Xi broke out in a cold sweat. He actually admitted it so openly. There was definitely a conspiracy!

"The secret must not be leaked." Yuwen Qingyang waved his hand, "You have to believe that I will not harm you. You have at least saved my life. Moreover, by letting you enter the Tianling Sect, in the future you may -" said

At this point, he stopped talking and smiled mysteriously.

"I will never listen to you unless you make it clear. I am a young man with three loves. You cannot ruin my good reputation for my own selfish gain."

Seeing Liang Xi's righteous and awe-inspiring look, Yuwen Qingyang smiled slightly and nodded: "Actually, what I admire most about you is - you are thick-skinned and shameless enough. By the way, which three loves are you?"

"That's it." Liang Xi touched her face and sat down, and said shyly, "These shortcomings are just like my handsomeness and intelligence. They are born with me. I have always tried hard to get rid of them, but there is nothing I can do. 3

Love means loving money, loving life, and loving beautiful women.”

"Pfft." Yu Wen Qingyang spurted out all the water he had just drank in his mouth. He raised his head and wiped his mouth with his sleeve, looking dumbfounded, "You kid, don't even look at yourself in the mirror -"

"Actually, I look in the mirror every morning when I wake up." Liang Xi said shyly.

At this time, Yuwen Qingyang was so lucky that he felt so lucky.

After once again explaining the benefits of gaining ten thousand years of true power and joining the Tianling Sect, Liang Xi reluctantly agreed.

Yuwen Qingyang wiped the sweat from his head and was extremely depressed. He didn't know how many people coveted his true power, but he still didn't seem to appreciate it at all.

"You are going to pass on all your skills to me now?" Seeing Yuwen Qingyang slowly sit down, Liang Xi also sat cross-legged on the ground and asked.

Yuwen Qingyang nodded: "Don't forget what I told you before."

"I know, I know." Liang Xi nodded repeatedly with a smile, "I won't do bad things. If you don't believe me, you can carve the words 'honest duty' on my back or on the inside of my thigh."

Yuwen Qingyang stopped paying attention to him, and Liang Xi wisely closed her mouth.

Because it was the first time that a cultivator taught him Qigong, Liang Xi felt a little uneasy. She did not close her eyes tightly, but squinted slightly to watch Yuwen Qingyang's movements.

Suddenly, Yuwen Qingyang's body emitted streaks of white light, which slowly enveloped him like a cocoon. Yuwen Qingyang's face gradually became blurred as the white light grew stronger.

"Hey, old boy, what are you doing?" Liang Xi had never seen such a scene before. She felt that breathing suddenly became difficult. It was like a huge stone was pressed on her chest. When she reacted, she couldn't move her limbs.

He couldn't turn his eyes anymore. He could only watch in horror as those white lights that looked like octopus tentacles stretched out from behind Yuwen Qingyang and then wrapped around his whole body.

After being wrapped in white light, Liang Xi's body was slowly laid flat and suspended in the air. The white light started from his feet and gradually covered his whole body like a silk quilt.

When her consciousness gradually became blurred, Liang Xi seemed to hear Yuwen Qingyang say the word "initiation".

"Initiation——" After repeating these two words in her mind, Liang Xi felt a sharp pain that could tear her skin and bones all over her body. There was a buzz in her head and she completely lost her intuition.

At this moment, the air in the room seemed to have stopped flowing, and there was no sound. Yuwen Qingyang and Liang Xi were hanging in the air, both of them covered with a layer of white light.

The bodies of the two were connected by several beams of white light. If you look carefully, you will find that the white light seems to be flowing from Yuwen Qingyang to Liang Xi like a surging river.

As time slowly passed, the white light on Yuwen Qingyang's body gradually dimmed, while the white light on Liang Xi's body began to become more and more dazzling, and then was slowly sucked into Liang Xi's body.

As she absorbed more and more white light, Liang Xi's body became extremely transparent, and her bones, muscles, veins, and even the flow of blood could be clearly seen. This appearance looked particularly ferocious and terrifying.

As the white light continues to be sucked into the body, Liang Xi's body is also changing.

The meridians of the whole body were reorganized, and the structure of the bones also underwent subtle changes. Liang Xi seemed to be steamed at this moment, white smoke was constantly emitting from the whole body, and beads of sweat rolled down to form a stream on the ground.

When all the white light was sucked into his body, a thumb-sized seven-color glow started from the top of his head and flowed down throughout his body. It took half an hour to make one revolution, and it stopped after seven full revolutions, and finally melted into Liang Xi.

's body.

Watching Liang Xi's body slowly fall to the ground, Yuwen Qingyang's face showed obvious fatigue, and his body was swaying as if he would fall down accidentally.

Walking up to Liang Xi, Yuwen Qingyang stretched out a finger to make a cut on the back of his hand, and then placed the bleeding back of his hand on the inside of Liang Xi's left wrist.

The blood flowing from the back of Yuwen Qingyang's hand seemed to be alive when it flowed onto Liang Xi's wrist, condensing into a pattern that was wide at the top and narrow at the bottom, and then imprinted on his skin like a tattoo.

"The magic weapon is also given to you." Yuwen Qingyang gasped for air, his forehead was covered with sweat. After passing on all his hard work for a hundred years to Liang Xi, he was now very tired and his eyelids were extremely heavy. This was because his body was extremely

A sign of fatigue.

"With ten thousand years of power, and the Heaven-shaking Seal that can smash immortals and Buddhas into rubbish, you are lucky today." Yuwen Qingyang adjusted his breath for a while, and his face recovered a little, saying this

Suddenly his heart skipped a beat, and he stood up and walked to Liang Xi again.

"You are not guilty of the crime, but you should not attract too much attention, otherwise you will be taken advantage of by those petty people, and all my hard work will be in vain. Then it will bring disaster to other realms. Then

I am a huge sinner."

Yuwen Qingyang thought for a while, untied Liang Xi's clothes, exposed his chest, then bit his middle finger and drew a spell on his chest with blood. The white light reappeared in his hand and squeezed the blood-written spell into Liang Xi's chest.

Inside the body, Liang Xi showed a look of pain on her face, and then continued to be unconscious.

"There should be no problem this way." Yuwen Qingyang took a long breath. The continuous spells made him very tired now.

After waiting for three sticks of incense, Liang Xi finally woke up.

Seeing Liang Xi wake up, Yuwen Qingyang was about to talk to him with a smile, but Liang Xi jumped up from the ground with a whoosh, covering her stomach with one hand and her butt with the other and jumping around hurriedly.

"Thatched room, thatched room! Where is the thatched room!" Liang Xi's face turned from red to blue, "Old boy, didn't you say you were an enema? What did you do to me while I was asleep? It couldn't be an enema!

Otherwise, why would my stomach hurt so much now!"

"Wow, I can't stand it anymore, I can't hold it in anymore, I'm going to have a bowel movement!" Liang Xi trembled all over and rushed out the door, "I'll settle the score with you later!"
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