Chapter 38 Who is the grandson?
"Tell me what your parents are doing in the same way, and tell me a word!" The old woman glared at Fang Dang with an extremely gloomy face.
Fang Dang stared at the old woman with his big eyes. After ten breaths, Fang Dang scratched his face and shook his head and said, "I grew up in the rotten beach since I was a child. I always wanted to know what was going on, but my mother didn't tell me."
The old woman stared at Fang Dang and looked at each other. The old woman suddenly raised her crutch and swung it around, and hit the back of Fang Dang's head with a thump. Fang Dang screamed, covering her head while rubbing her desperately, while looking at the old woman in surprise, wondering what the old woman was going crazy.
The old woman narrowed her eyes and listened with her ears. The room was filled with the sound of wood hitting the square head. Then she slapped the dragon-headed crutch, shook her head and sighed: "It's indeed a lump of elm. You can tell that she is a fool. That boy in Wenshan is more energetic than a monkey. How could he give birth to such a son?"
"Wait, you were born in the Rotten Poison Beach, right?" The old woman's expression suddenly became nervous.
The dozen old men and women around him also had their faces tense, and their faces were solemn, which was even more nervous than hearing that Fang Wenshan was imprisoned in the rotten beach.
Fang Dang looked around everyone and nodded inexplicably.
The whole room suddenly became silent.
"My God, I'm not alive anymore. Our Fang family has a stupid child. I'm ashamed of my ancestors. I'm going to hit him to death..." Fang Dang was so scared by the sudden howl that he almost jumped up and ran away. He stared at the old woman who was so majestic that she had lost her crutch, sat on the ground, shaking with her head full of white hair.
Fang Dang had a little experience, otherwise he would have felt that this old woman was no different from the most unreasonable old women in the countryside. The majesty and domineering just now disappeared without a trace at this moment.
The old man holding the beard was so embarrassed that his face turned red. He paused his feet and ran up to pull the old woman. Unfortunately, the old woman was wide and fat, but the old man couldn't move at all. He could only whisper beside him: "Double beauty, double beauty, get up quickly, get up quickly, it's so embarrassing to call the junior like this, gentle, gentle..."
The old woman shouted, "It's not a polite person. Wenshan was imprisoned by the slaying royal family and forced to give birth to a stupid son. You still call me a svener? Don't you know that our Fang family has ten generations of single passes? After opening this stupid head, the Fang family's generation is more stupid than the next generation. How do you tell me to explain to the ancestors of the Fang family?"
The old man hurriedly said, "The ancestors have all died long ago. Now we are the ancestors. It's okay, it's okay, I won't blame you."
"Bah!" The old woman opened her mouth and squirted the old man's face, "How dare you blame me?"
The old man held his beard and said, "I dare not."
The old woman let out a long sigh and reached out to stroke it on her chest.
Then his face became fierce and cruel. He stood up against the old man's neck, reached out to grab the dragon-head crutch on the ground, and snorted coldly: "My dragon-head crutch was given by Emperor Yuzhao of the founding country. He beat the foolish king and the slanderous ministers. At that time, the little guy Yuzhao agreed to me that even if it was him, I would beat the crutch in my hand. The current emperor is the bastard of the Xuan family? I want to cut off the head of this fool! How dare I imprison the people of our Fang family? Only a few hundred years ago, the Xuan family really thought that Xia Kingdom was his family's surname? If it really doesn't work, I will pull the Xia Kingdom's ancestor Long Yuzhao out of the grave to judge."
The old man holding his beard turned pale when he heard this, and he hurriedly said, "Old woman, don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive, first figure out what happened, anyway, Wenshan is just imprisoned now, let's rescue the person first."
The old woman cursed after hearing this, "What do you mean not to be impulsive? The old bastard, your grandson has been locked up, aren't you impulsive?"
The old man wiped the foam on his face with his beard and whispered: "Our Fang family is full of strong and never charming. That generation has never been exiled. Your son has been exiled to the frontier for thirteen years, your grandson was demoted from a doctor to a horseherd for seven years, your great-grandson... In short, jade cannot be made into a weapon without being polished. These are all small things, small things..."
"You little bitch! That's the rotten poisonous beach!"
The old man closed his mouth as the old woman shouted, looked up at the bookshelf, with a dignified expression, as if he wanted to read this book.
After cursing, the old woman looked at Fang Dang and said, "Little bastard, I am your ancestors, grandma, grandma, grandma, grandma, grandma, grandma, grandma, grandma, grandma, grandma, grandma, grandma, grandma, grandma, grandma, grandma, grandma, grandma, grandma, bastard, grandma, grandma, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, sir, can't remember this lump, by the way, do Confucius know?"
Fang Dang shook his head.
The face of the Tenth Grandma was a little darker, and even Confucius didn’t know it. This was not knowledgeable at all!
Grandpa Ten, who was holding a beard next to him, moved his eyes from the bookshelf and asked, "Does Mencius know?"
Fang Dang shook his head.
"Oh... I don't know even more, aren't it?"
Fang Dang's eyes suddenly lit up and he nodded repeatedly.
"Hey, I know grandson? This is to cultivate military strategists. Yes, you can fight even if you are stupid. Endless demon caves, bloodthirsty barbarians, and the Nine-Domain Dragon Palace are all major problems with our human race. Being stupid is a military strategist to open the borders for the people. The soldiers move like thunder to control ghosts and gods thousands of miles away, and it is also a big road." Grandma Tenth Patriarch showed a hint of joy on her face and continued to ask: "Okay, tell me who your grandson is."
Fang Dang pointed at himself and said, "Isn't my grandson the only one?"
...
The whole room was so quiet that it was sniffed.
Grandma Tenth Patriarch took a few steps back, her fat body was so weak that it could not even support the crutches. Fortunately, Grandma Ninth Patriarch and Grandma Sixth Patriarch held Grandma Tenth Patriarch.
Grandma Tenth Patriarch waved weakly and said, "Get out, get out of here, by the way, take me to meet the current emperor, I'm going to peel off his skin! Also, give me a grandson quickly, be smart, let's teach him personally. By the way, you are so stupid, you must find a smart woman to neutralize it. The Fang family has passed on from generation to generation, and you must not find those stupid people. If the one born is a fool, this stupid disease will be cured. Remember it tightly!"
The wind around him surged, and Fang Dang immediately became dark. Fang Dang looked up in a daze and wanted to stand up, but as soon as his head moved, he hit the extremely hard thing with a thud.
Fang Dang covered his head and moaned for a while, then reached out and touched the top of his head. It was a cold stone. Fang Dang was stunned and opened his eyes and looked around, and found that he was still in the narrow crack of the rock where he could only lie on his own.
Fang Dang blinked, then breathed a sigh of relief and said, "It turned out to be a dream, what a strange dream."
Fang Dang hurriedly touched the Qianye Blind Grass Sword, still there, the short knife on his waist, still there, a gold in his sleeve, still there, the jade pendant on his chest, and the letter from Zheng Shou was still there, but it had been soaked and grabbed a handful of mud, and the gold he picked up halfway had long been gone.
If the gold is lost, Fang Dang doesn't care. After all, Fang Dang's concept of money is too simple.
Fang Dang let out a breath and relaxed. He felt that he was too tired to sleep just now. After lying down, he fell asleep again.
Of course Fang Dang is not stupid. He just doesn’t know much about two or three or even four or five meanings of a word.
I don’t know how long I slept, but Fang Dang felt that he woke up just after closing his eyes. He slept very comfortably. There was already light coming in under his feet, and the light outside was dazzling, which meant that it was at least noon now. Fang Dang guessed that he had slept for at least ten hours.
What Fang Dang didn't know was that during these ten hours, the disciples of Yunjian Mountain were hiking around and busy, but in the end they went in another direction because they didn't find Fang Dang.
Fang Dang slowly climbed out of the crack of the rock. The sun was shining brightly outside and the water was steaming on the river surface. Fang Dang subconsciously looked at the dark spot on his palm. It was strange no matter how he looked, it seemed that there was another voice telling him to ask him to go find the emperor and ask him to find a smart woman to have a baby as soon as possible.
Fang Dang patted his head vigorously, trying to drive away the sound, but was slightly stunned. There was a big bag on the back of his head, which hurts when he touched it. It was not caused by hitting a stone, because Fang Dang suddenly remembered the incident of the Tenth Ancestor Grandma knocking his head with a crutch.
"Is it true?"
Fang Dang looked at the darkness on his palm again. Fang Dang was convinced that if everything in his dream was real, then the source of all this was the black thing on his palm.
Fang Dang thought about it for a while and couldn't figure it out, so he stopped thinking about this problem because he was hungry and it was time to have a meal.
Shortly after Fang Dang walked along the river, he found a small path. Fang Dang knew that he could find the city along the road.
Fang Dang walked along the road, and his clothes were already torn, so he simply tore them off, leaving only half of his pants. Anyway, Fang Dang's whole body was covered with thick skin like black armor, so he was not afraid of being looked at.
When Fang Dang teared his clothes, a black cloth bag fell out. Fang Dang then remembered that it was given to him by Princess Jing, and it should be money inside. Since he left the Fire Poison City, he has always been wary of being killed, so he left the small cloth bag behind him.
At this time, Fang Dang opened the cloth bag, and there were indeed a few pieces of silver and half a black bead inside.
Fang Dang was stunned for a moment, and then remembered that this thing was a medicine pill. In addition to using jade stone to practice, Princess Jing also had to take this medicine pill once a month. It is said that it can strengthen the body. This is a good thing that Princess Jing usually doesn't want to eat.
But why is there only half?
Yep, it was soaked in water...
Fang Dang felt heartbroken at this time, so he quickly grabbed him and threw him into his mouth. After swallowing him, Fang Dang felt that his stomach was warm and comfortable. This feeling was similar to what he felt when he woke up in Yunjian Mountain, and he had a lot of strength on his body.
Fang Dang seemed to understand at this time. When he was stunned on Yunjian Mountain, he was dying and had no strength. However, when he woke up, he felt that he had a lot of strength, or the effect of this bead. Fang Dang had thought that it was someone from Yunjian Mountain who ate him something good. Now that he thought about it, the other party would not be so kind.
If he hadn't had the strength at that time, Fang Dang would definitely not have been able to kill Zi Ni, which means that Princess Jing indirectly saved him once.
Fang Dang's whole body became warmer and more comfortable. It seemed like there was a small warming stove inside his belly. Fang Dang couldn't help but pat his belly.
Fang Dang twisted the torn cloth into a rope, tied it to the Qianye Blind Grass Sword and tied it around his waist. He walked like those black armored swordsmen. Fang Dang also took two steps like the black armored swordsmen, like a tiger-back and a bear-waisted waist, and then made himself laugh.
Chapter completed!