Chapter 71 False alarm
Chapter 71 A false alarm
"Win the League Cup championship, Mallorca returned home with praise!"
"Latest news: After winning the League Cup championship, Mallorca team rushed back to Mallorca Island after a night of rest. What awaited them was the warm reception of countless fans who picked up the plane!"
"Nonline! It is reported that the entire Mallorca team, who just won the League Cup championship, had an accident when getting off the plane. Head coach Jose fell off the plane and was sent directly to the largest local hospital in Mallorca..."
"Accurate news, Mallorca head coach Jose Alemani was directly carried off the plane on a stretcher. It is reported that Jose sprained his waist during the celebration in Copenhagen and could only return to China in such a frustrating way..."
"It is still unknown whether the new League Cup winner coach Jose returns home from the back injury due to celebration or other reasons."
"It is reported that Mallorca's team was extremely crazy when celebrating that night. Jose went out to have fun alone, and ten women in one night caused severe strain on the lumbar muscle..."
Overnight, all the media became gossipers, and even the news that Mallorca won the first European championship in club history was placed second. The photo of Jose being carried off the plane by two young players, Mota and Luke, was placed on the front page on a stretcher. Everyone was ridiculous and terrified, and they couldn't help but become interested in how Jose was injured...
"This group of bastards can really guess..."
Jose lay on the hospital bed, cursing without any image. Natal, who was standing in front of him, held back his laughter. The various speculations in the newspapers in the past two days made him laugh every day, and Jose's appearance now made him even more funny...
"It seems that I can't command the last round of the league... But it doesn't matter. Anyway, the last round is irrelevant. Let the main players take a break and send more substitutes to the bench. You can arrange the specific tactics."
Natal nodded. In the last round, it was basically a formality. Mallorca's top ten position has stabilized. After winning the League Cup, substitutes who basically failed to get the chance to play after Jose took office appeared. The opponent Atletico Madrid has been relegated two rounds ahead of schedule, and there is no need to worry that others say that Mallorca will let go.
"By the way, there is another thing... Thiago and Alberto... don't let them start, just have a chance to let them play in the second half. After all, they are still young, and I don't want to use them too early." Seeing Natal preparing to leave, Jose seemed to remember something and immediately reminded him again.
Natal was a little surprised by Jose's request, but after half a season, he was quite convinced by Jose, so he didn't ask for any specific reasons. He just nodded, then said goodbye and walked out of the ward.
After changing to a slightly more comfortable way, Jose began to think about what he would do next. He had been resting in the hospital for two days, and the symptoms of low back pain were much better, but the doctor had not given a specific situation yet.
When he picked up the League Cup trophy two days ago, Jose felt his waist flashing, but Jose didn't care much at that time, so he forced himself to carry out the celebration ceremony. As a result, when he returned to the hotel at night, he went to sleep and fell asleep. Not only did he not get as good as he thought, but it became more and more serious, so that the players in Mallorca carried him onto the plane with a stretcher and then took off the plane...
"Fuck, what's wrong? There can't be any problem with your waist. I'm still a virgin." Jose murmured the doctor's slow progress in his heart. He has been living for two days. When will he still have to stay...
Just when Jose almost started to think about it, the door of the ward was pushed open, and his father and attending physician, Joan Perisas, the best local doctor in sports injury, walked in together.
Perisas is an old guy who is almost sixty years old, with silver hair and meticulous, but he is in good spirits.
After seeing him walking in, Jose raised his head and looked at the other person with great anticipation.
"Well, Jose, your father and I have been in love for many years. Don't worry, I will cure you." Perisas said seriously, but almost made Jose's careful heart jump up - is it a very difficult disease? It's also on the waist. If it affects the future sexual happiness life, wouldn't I be reborn in vain? Even if it is powerful, no one wants to travel through time and become a nine thousand-year-old!
"The lumbar disc herniation caused by excessive work at the desk is not a big problem."
While Jose was thinking about it, Perisas quickly told him what his condition was.
"The lumbar disc herniation?" Jose was stunned for a moment. He was very familiar with this name. When he was playing cm or fm games in his previous life, if any player suffered such injuries, he would basically not expect him to appear in a few months...
"It's not serious. If you treat conservatively, it may be cured in two or three weeks." Perisas said to Jose.
"So easy?" As for the sexual blessings of the lower body, Jose had to treat them with caution: "There will be no sequelae, right?"
"This is not good. If the lumbar disc herniation is treated with conservative treatment, it will easily occur in the future." Perisas laughed.
"Damn, that's not the future when doing bed exercises?" Jose was shocked.
Perisas shrugged: "If you don't want to leave any sequelae, if you do surgery, you will basically not have recurrence. As long as you are careful not to work at your desk for too long, change to an ergonomic chair to ensure that you are healthy and lively, and you will be fine if you play crazy in bed."
"Really?" Jose was overjoyed and began to like the old man...
Alemani couldn't stand it anymore. His son was not serious, and this old friend was not serious...
He coughed twice in a row before the couple, the old and the young who started to laugh lewdly stopped.
"Son, you have to think about it. After the operation, you have to rest in bed for at least three or four months. In this way, you may not be able to coach Mallorca next season." Alemani reminded his son.
Jose was stunned for a moment.
Perisas waved his hand: "You guys talk, come to me after you get the result... What I said in advance is that if you undergo surgery, you will definitely not be able to coach the team in the next few months, because in addition to bed rest, you also need physical exercise to fully recover without any sequelae."
Alemani nodded to Perisas and said she knew. Perisas didn't say anything else, but retreated.
After Perisas closed the door, Alemani looked at Jose, but Jose laughed: "Dad, isn't this better? I originally planned to coach for only half a season, but now I have even found excuses. In order to prepare for next season, Mallorca Club cannot wait for me for such a long time. It just so happens that I can do my own thing."
"Do you take the opportunity to take action behind the scenes? This is also a good idea. Anyway, your performance in half a season has made Mallorca fans appreciate you extremely." Alemani smiled with satisfaction. He knew that his son was excellent, but he didn't know that he could be so outstanding! In this half season, Jose's performance was top-notch, and he was also proud of his son.
After thinking about it, Alemani felt that his son's words were right. Since he was unwilling to coach the team when he was satisfied with controlling the club, he happened to take this opportunity to recuperate and lie dormant.
"Well... do you have any plans to acquire club shares?" Alemani asked in a low voice.
"We still need to wait for an opportunity. At least, the Asensio family cannot make any requests before they feel that the club can no longer provide any benefits." Jose said after thinking about it.
Alemani nodded: "Then let it be, safe surgery, safe rest, club affairs... I'm there."
Jose pursed his lips and thought for a while, then asked: "Dad, how is the club's fiscal revenue this season?"
Alemani smiled knowingly: "It's not good. Even if the League Cup can finally get millions of bonuses and broadcasting fees, the revenue and expenditure of this season also have a deficit. You know, the salary of the players before the start of this season was re-established based on the Champions League. If we failed to play in the Champions League group stage, we lost at least tens of millions of dollars."
"I guess some players are going to be sold." Jose sighed.
Alemani nodded. It was normal. In the previous seasons that achieved profitability, they basically sold people every season. What's more, there was a deficit this season. It would be strange if they didn't sell people. However, there are not many people who can sell Mallorca now, at least those veterans can't sell at any price...
After the two chatted a few more times, Alemani went out to find Perisas and told Jose that he decided to undergo surgery. Jose began to think about it again - if he wanted to sell people, in fact, there was no one to sell Mallorca. The old guys on the defense line definitely looked down on other clubs. In the frontcourt, Etoo is a Real Madrid player. His loan period ended after the season ended. Stankovic is not young anymore. It is very likely that the ones who were sold are Ibagasa and Tristan, especially Tristan. He performed extremely well this season. It is said that Real Madrid and La Coruña are paying attention to him...
"These guys really don't have any room for sustainable development. Even if you introduce a few young players, it's much better than introducing veterans." Jose muttered in his heart. He had long known what Mallorca's management was, which also strengthened his determination to officially start coaching Mallorca after gaining control of Mallorca.
The players he didn't want to train were sold at will, and the system he created was broken down in a summer. At least, he was not an ordinary head coach - no head coach had a huge amount of nearly $200 million like him.
A day later, at the press conference at the beginning of the last round of the league, Mallorca Club announced the condition of acting head coach Jose Alemani. The hospital's diagnosis proved that Jose was damaged by a long-term work at the desk in the past six months, and during the celebration, the lumbar disc herniation was caused by being thrown in the air and exerting too much force when raising the cup. In other words, it was actually Mallorca players and Jose themselves injured Jose...
After the news came out, Mallorca fans were both worried and moved. Such a young man had become sick with overwork for the Mallorca club. He is really a loyal and honest official of Mallorca...
Chapter completed!