Chapter 70 The Idiot's Question [Rage]
[The second update of the anger, Xiao Chong asked everyone to vote! Let me blow it up hard and let him show off again.]
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Jin Lang, who was watching the relish with relish, suddenly felt dark before his eyes. He couldn't help but look up and find that there was a man with glasses in front of him. If someone had approached him in normal times, he would have discovered it long ago. However, in the conversation and question-and-answer of Emperor Xuanyuan, Qi Bo and Lei Gong in the Emperor's Internal Classic, the Yellow Emperor's Internal Classic, basically explains the most basic theory of traditional Chinese medicine in this way.
The man in glasses only realized that he was now when he saw Jin Lang. He couldn't help but sneer in his heart, thinking that he pretended to be quite similar, let's see how I made you look ugly.
"Brother, what are you looking at?" asked the man in glasses with a smile.
Jin Lang's eyes flipped, and his hand shook, his eyes seemed to read another **. He couldn't recognize words, so he asked me what book he was reading?
The man with glasses was not good at making a move. He wanted Jin Lang to make a fool of himself, but he didn't expect to ask a question. He couldn't help but feel angry in anger.
"It turns out that I am looking at the Yellow Emperor's Internal Classic." The man in glasses smiled and said.
Jin Lang had already begun to doubt whether he had come out of a mental hospital and always asked idiot questions.
The man in glasses pushed the golden silk glasses on the bridge of his nose and said, "I actually can read the profound medical works like Huangdi Neijing with relish. I guess he is also a doctor?"
Jin Lang shook his head without answering. The man with glasses suddenly had a smile on his face and said to himself: It's easy to deal with, let's see how I stinking you.
The man in glasses said with a smile: "It doesn't matter if it's not. I can see that my buddy must be aware of medicine."
Jin Lang glanced at the medical book he had just thrown aside and thought to himself: Do you understand this?
However, the man in glasses did not give him a chance to answer, but continued, "Since my buddy understands medicine, why should I take the test for you?"
"Are you sick?" Jin Lang was really annoyed by the other party's idiot. "You are not my son, why should I be willing to be dumb to you?"
The people who read books in the reading area were already attracted by the words of the two. When they heard Jin Lang's words, everyone couldn't help but laugh.
The man in glasses felt that he had definitely not read the calendar when he went out today, so why did he meet such a person? But after thinking about it, he felt that Jin Lang was right, but when he thought that he had promised in front of his mentor, he had to bite the bullet and say, "A question costs 200 yuan, will you do it?"
"No, two thousand." Jin Lang stretched out two fingers to the other party, and his posture seemed to say that you were really second again.
The man with glasses gritted his teeth and said, "Two thousand is two thousand."
As expected, Jin Lang laughed in his heart. Since someone has sent money, don’t be careless. Jin Lang has just read all kinds of traditional Chinese medicine textbooks from elementary to advanced level, and has read more than half of the Yellow Emperor’s Internal Classic in his hand, so he is still quite confident in himself.
"How to take the exam? What's the point?" Jin Lang asked.
"It depends on the Yellow Emperor's Internal Classic in your hands." The man in glasses seemed to have confidence, raised his chest and raised his head, and said with a slight slight sound. Everyone in the reading room could hear it. The old man next to him looked at his student and nodded with satisfaction, thinking that he would have to take care of him in the future. If he had a subject, he would let him go.
Jin Lang glanced at the Yellow Emperor's Internal Classic in his hand, and then smiled. "Okay, you can just ask the question."
"Okay." The man in glasses seemed to have found a chance to turn the tables and said with a slight smile. "I'll ask you a simpler one, let's talk about who the author of the Yellow Emperor's Internal Classic is."
When Jin Lang heard the problem of the man with glasses, he couldn't help but grin, and the old man next to him shook his head helplessly.
"Your question stumps me." Jin Lang said as if he was dejected.
The man in glasses laughed and said with a smile: "Haha, the first question will stump you. Even the author of the Yellow Emperor's Internal Classic is not known who it is. You are still reading the Yellow Emperor's Internal Classic." The man in glasses looked at Jin Lang disdainfully, looking proud of winning.
"Do you know?" Jin Lang asked with a smile.
"I...of course I know." The man with glasses flashed in panic and said pretending to behave.
Jin Lang couldn't help laughing again, tears of laughter flowing out of his eyes.
The man in glasses said blankly: "Why are you laughing? You can't answer the question and still laugh so happily?"
Jin Lang touched the tears that burst out from the corner of his eyes, covered his stomach and said, "The Yellow Emperor's Internal Classic was written by ancient doctors. The specific author is no longer verified. You are worthy of being a four-eyed boy. Such a big word is printed on the cover, you can't see it." Jin Lang grabbed the Yellow Emperor's Internal Classic and pointed to a string of fonts on it and said. The person reading in the reading room also laughed loudly. The old man next to him was so angry that he could smoke and wanted to kick him back to his hometown.
The man with glasses instantly turned red into a monkey butt. He wanted to embarrass Jin Lang, but he didn't expect that after a round, he was the one who was embarrassed. But he didn't want to admit defeat like this. Facing Jin Lang's contemptuous gaze, he forced himself to say, "I...I know, I'm just joking with you."
Jin Lang didn't want to force him too much, so who would ask others to pay? "A joke costs two thousand yuan, my buddy is a big deal."
Hearing Jin Lang's joke, the man in glasses pretended not to hear it. Suddenly, he remembered one of the traditional Chinese medicine theory that he had learned, and the only one he remembered for the sake of rote memory in the exam. He couldn't help but laugh again. "In the Yellow Emperor's Internal Classic, the holistic view of heaven and man is used as the guiding ideology. What is this guiding ideology?"
Jin Lang was helpless and stretched out his right hand and said, "Take it for 4,000 yuan."
"Why? You haven't answered my question yet." When the man in glasses heard the money, he suddenly became anxious.
Jin Lang rolled his eyes and said, "Don't always ask such idiotic questions? Is it good? Is it good to have a part of the Treatise on Febrile Diseases written by Zhang Zhongjing in the late Eastern Han Dynasty? The guiding ideology of the Inner Classic is: the five elements are spread to the heavens, and the fortunes are used to bring all kinds of things; people are born with the five constants, so they have five internal organs?" Jin Lang asked three questions in a row, which made the men with glasses want to find a crack in the ground to get into it.
In fact, the reason why Jin Lang knew the answer to this question was because he mentioned it in the textbooks he just read, and he would remember it in his mind after reading it with his amazing memory.
"May I ask, what is the origin of the name of the Yellow Emperor's Neijing?"
Hearing this question, he turned his head and looked around, but found that an old man was standing next to him with anger. Jin Lang yawned and said, "The secular people respect the past and despise the present, so those who are Taoist must entrust them to Shennong Huangdi before they can enter the theory. The meaning is: Most secular people respect the ancient times and despise the present, so those who discuss the thinkers must start promoting their behavior by entrusting their behavior under the name of the ancient king named Shennong Huangdi. Is there any problem?" Jin Lang glanced at the other party. "If there is no problem, give the money."
The man in glasses immediately looked at his mentor as if he was asking for help. The old man glared at him fiercely. This person was his distant relative and student. For the sake of face, he had to help him relieve him and gave him six thousand yuan and handed it to Jin Lang. Jin Lang happily took it, but he felt that this old man was not simple, for the sake of Mao? Will anyone who could take out six thousand yuan be a simple person?
The man in glasses cursed the money-lover secretly, but he had to admire the other party's "experienced knowledge"! If he knew that Jin Lang's extensive knowledge was just seen, he would not know what expression would be.
Jin Lang took 6,000 yuan for no reason and was very happy. He picked up a stack of books and walked towards the bookshelf.
When he walked to the place where he had just picked up the book, Jin Lang was about to put the book back, but through the gap in the bookshelf, he saw a girl with long hair leaning on the bookshelf and quietly looking at the book. He seemed to feel Jin Lang's gaze. The other party raised his head and saw that it was Jin Lang. The girl smiled at Jin Lang and took the initiative to speak: "The debate just now was very exciting."
"Thank you for your praise." Jin Lang also smiled at the other party.
Seeing the other person's pure smile and his eyes were squeezed into crescent shape, Jin Lang couldn't help but sigh at the other person's beauty. The beauty of this little girl is different from Feng Luan's intelligence, Feng Ling's liveliness, Meimei's gentleness, and Xu Yanan's violence. At the same time, it is different from the cold and uninvasiveness. Instead, it is filled with a spring feeling, which makes people involuntarily quiet.
"Don't you want to return the book?" said the little girl.
"Oh, yes, yes." Jin Lang reacted and couldn't help feeling a little embarrassed, but he heard the little girl burst into laughter and continued to look down at the book.
Jin Lang was extremely slow. When he put the last book back to the bookshelf, the other party's figure disappeared. Jin Lang suddenly heard that he didn't ask the other party's name. He wanted to go over and ask, but remembered that he had provoked many women, he still did not step forward in the end. —————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————
Chapter completed!