Chapter 72, Pants
"Okay, stop making trouble."
Seeing that Xia He was unwilling to give up and became more and more violent, Ye Yan couldn't hold himself any longer.
He turned around and held Xia He's shoulders, intending to comfort him, but the latter had no intention of stopping, and instead became more and more aggressive.
"If you say don't make trouble, then don't make trouble. Why should I listen to you? Why should you tell me?"
"Say it, dog man."
Ye Yan felt like his head was getting bigger after being so noisy.
This scornful woman really doesn't want to be beaten for three days before she goes to bed and uncovers the tiles.
No unnecessary explanation.
Not even a word of nonsense was said.
Lower your head and kiss.
Being caught off guard, Xia He's eyes widened and he kept hitting Ye Yan's shoulders with his fists.
Three minutes later...
Ye Yan raised his head: "Are you still making trouble?"
Xia He's face was flushed and charming, but his eyes still seemed very unconvinced.
Even a little provocative.
Can Ye Yan bear this?
Lower your head and kiss again.
Another three minutes passed.
This time, Ye Yan could clearly feel that Xia He's body in his arms was getting hot and soft, and his whole body seemed to be melting into Ye Yan's body.
"I surrender and won't come."
"What? Still not surrendering?"
"I said vote, ugh..."
"..."
Three points, three points, and three points.
It wasn't until half an hour later that Xia He had completely lost his fighting power and collapsed in Ye Yan's arms. Ye Yan pulled her to sit down in front of the crooked neck tree.
After all this trouble.
Xia He was no longer as noisy as when she first arrived. She was like a cat lying on her knees, huddled in Ye Yan's arms with a red face, not daring to act presumptuously.
Ye Yan held her little hand and asked softly: "Why did you come to Longhu Mountain?"
"There is a mission."
Xia He leaned lazily in Ye Yan's arms, smelling the orange-scented perfume on his body, with a bit of comfort and a little greed in his expression.
"Task?!"
Ye Yan's heart skipped a beat. Coming to Longhu Mountain to perform a mission didn't sound like a good thing. Maybe he was just here to stir up trouble, and he was a big fool.
"How did you get up the mountain?"
Ye Yan glanced at Xia He curiously and wanted to know how Xia He managed to sneak up the mountain.
After all, at this juncture of Luotian Dajiao, the security of Longhu Mountain has been raised several levels. There are people patrolling day and night, so Xia He can't just run in so arrogantly.
"How is that possible? I am one of the Four Madnesses after all. If she really appeared in her original appearance, how could those little Taoist priests letting me in? She must have put on makeup."
make up?
Ye Yan hesitated: "Regional poison?"
Although Xia He didn't say much, Ye Yan quickly understood what she meant.
If just makeup and cross-dressing can't hide Xia He's identity at all, the only way to explain it is that he is poisoned by the domain.
If it were him, there should be a way to change Xia He's figure and appearance, or even cover up Qi.
This is a matter of course.
"Then besides you, who else among the all-sex experts has gone up the mountain? Kou Mei? Gao Ning? Shen Chong?"
The Four Madnesses of Quanxing can basically be regarded as a whole. The superposition of the abilities of the four people can sometimes have miraculous effects. So since Xia He is here, the other three should also be on the mountain.
Xia He did not answer this question, but moved his body to a more comfortable position in Ye Yan's arms.
She put her jade arms around Ye Yan's neck and said lazily: "I've told you everything I can say, so don't ask any more questions about the rest."
"Let's talk about something else. You haven't seen me for so long and you don't miss me at all?"
Ye Yan's current identity is that of the company, while Xia He is Quan Xing.
One of them is an official and the other is a thief. They are very different in nature.
Despite their different stances, Xia He did not forget her full identity. Even to Ye Yan, she did not reveal too much information about the mission.
"Fine."
Ye Yan sighed: "I can't control what you do, just take care of yourself."
"Also, remember one thing... Never provoke the Heavenly Master on this Longhu Mountain. If you really can't avoid it, don't take action. Just tell me my name. I believe the Heavenly Master will not embarrass you."
Ye Yan took his instructions seriously.
Compared with what Quan Xing wanted to do in Longhu Mountain, Ye Yan didn't care about it from the bottom of his heart. He was just afraid that Xia He, a silly woman, did things inappropriately and if she really provoked the Heavenly Master, things would become troublesome.
"...So serious."
Xia He chuckled, and from time to time he gently poked Ye Yan's cheek with his fingers, like a little girl playing with a rag doll, unable to put it down.
Seeing that Xia He didn't seem to take his instructions seriously, Ye Yan also pretended to be angry and slapped her on the hip: "I'm talking to you, listen carefully, don't take it seriously..."
"I know it's spicy, I know it's spicy."
Xia He's eyes were full of resentment: "I changed my clothes specially before I came here. If I had known about it, I would not have changed. Now I don't even have a change of trousers."
"Is it your fault?"
Ye Yan looked at her with a joking look on his face: "Isn't that why you like to play with fire? You still like to play with yourself."
"Who are you talking about..."
"I'll tell whoever responds."
"Bite you to death."
After some laughter, Ye Yan chatted with Xia He about some recent events.
Among them are things involving Chen Duo and Feng Shayan, which can be considered an explanation.
After hearing about Chen Duo's past and experiences, Xia He's expression gradually became sad.
Different people.
She empathizes with Chen Duo's experience.
Even compared to Xia He's past experience, Chen Duo's experience is even more unimaginable.
And although she had a past that she couldn't bear to look back on, fortunately she met Ye Yan during that most painful and unbearable time.
A little man whose heart and eyes are full of her.
Thinking of this, Xia He was in a good mood, and the corners of his mouth involuntarily raised an arc,
"Dog man, I forgive you."
Xia He raised his swan neck proudly, like a cat declaring its territorial rights, smiling proudly.
"Speaking of which, Erdan came back some time ago. He stayed at home for a while and then ran away."
"Hey, are you back?"
Xia He also looked up in surprise.
She hadn't seen the little black cat at home for a long time. It was obviously her pet, but Ye Yan helped her take care of it most of the time.
At best, she is just a hands-off shopper. When she sees it, she runs over to masturbate a few times and suck on it.
Then I forgot about it when I looked back. Typically, if you follow Sister Xia, you will get nine meals in three days.
"how was it?"
"It's just like that. I'm as wild as you. I'm often away from home for ten days and half a month."
As he said that, Ye Yan thought of something again.
"They are all great supplements."
Chapter completed!