"There is a photo of his father hanging on it..." Yuelang Xingxi was leaning against the straw stack in the cowshed outside New York State, looking at his cell phone while eating. After spending a long time with these cows recently, Jiang Hai gradually got used to their taste. At least he could eat next to fifteen cows.

Now his mobile phone is the crosstalk he got down. As for whether there is copyright, Jiang Hai doesn't know. He just posted it online and there is not one person who tells crosstalk, but all of De's clubs. Now he is playing the crosstalk of Boss Guo, the leader of De's club. I have to admit that when most people in China have the main theme, De's club's crosstalk is still quite fun. Although some people look a bit vulgar and a bit bad, they always joke about supporting roles, but the joke is here, just like what Boss Guo's partner Yu Shaobao said, this is their job.

If you can't make the audience happy when crosstalk talks, then what else can you say? Jiang Hai admits that he is a vulgar person.

He likes money, beauties, and luxurious life, so he still likes these things very much.

Although he is in the United States, in addition to watching crosstalk, he often watches domestic variety shows and the like.

Of course, he doesn't like to watch programs like Kuaiben that are obviously more likely to be young and aging. He is very interested in it, such as Running Man, or the God of Songs on the Internet, refrigerators, etc.

On the contrary, it was a variety show in the United States, and he didn't like it very much. He felt it was just average, because the jokes in it were sometimes really dirty.

Many of the American people can talk about things on TV without changing their faces and their hearts without beating. The length of men, the time, skills, whether women like to speak, how they shout, and so on. They are talking about these things everywhere. You said that Jiang Hai, a rural farmer living in the suburbs without a girlfriend, always watching these things, and his nutrition is almost impossible to keep up.

Of course, there are some programs he likes to watch, such as Victoria has a secret. It's like anyone has no secret. When he watches the swaying around the screen, Jiang Hai's heart will become calmer.

Well, I just simply admire the clothes. Huh, whether you believe it or not, Jiang Hai believes it anyway.

In the United States, when it comes to variety shows, the most widely-received audience should be e, that is, professional wrestling across the United States. It is divided into several channels, ra, aa, roh, me, etc.

In America, whether it is South America, North America, or even island countries, they like wrestling very much.

However, this thing is just a entertainment show. Because the fights are all fake, no matter whether it is the winner or the fight scene, they are now following the script. Jiang Hai once watched e, but that was when HHH and Gao Bo were competing. At that time, it might be a real fight, because there will be blood on the ring almost every week.

According to the current saying, these people are all good actors, regardless of whether they have scripts or not. At least they look very real.

But now, uh, that's it. Sometimes the other party has already reacted before the knife hits someone. For example, most women's games are like this. But then again, Jiang Hai still likes to watch women's games. Kough, the nutrition is almost impossible to keep up... Let's take a look at domestic variety shows and calm down.

Today is the 16th to 8th, and tomorrow is the quarterfinals. This is also the last night and the night needs to be carefully guarded.

Because the only old cowboy here in Jiang Hai and the others, Robbins Garcia, will go to the slaughterhouse tomorrow to watch the cattle killing. In order to avoid any accidents, Robbins Garcia will not come to watch the night tonight, and Jiang Hai will be alone for four hours.

After returning to the hotel, Jiang Hai had a meal, washed and went to bed first. He started to sleep at 8 o'clock, and he got up until 1:30 in the middle of the night. After washing, he drove to replace Enor Sesi.?

From two o'clock in the second half of the night to six o'clock in the morning the next day, it was Jiang Hai's time, and he was twice the limit of human physical fitness.

Jiang Hai's physical fitness is quite good. Not to mention just watching for four hours, he also slept for six hours before that.

Just keeping him from sleeping for three or five days should not be a problem. If he has received training, it may be longer.

However, Jiang Hai was unwilling to suffer that hardship. Why did he do this when he had nothing to do? It would be better to think about how to improve his scales. Just upgraded to one level, and the improvement methods were significantly different.

At the same time, his own strength has also doubled. If he upgraded to another level, there might be more changes.

So at this time, Jiang Hai was very peaceful, just sitting there, drinking tea, watching crosstalk, and eating melon seeds.

Time passed by minute by minute. Behind Jiang Hai, the cows were kneeling there, making even breathing sounds. Of course, in addition to venting from above, there was also a lot of air below. A creature like cattle may be the most popular animal in the world. You said that it doesn’t eat soybeans every day and drinks cold water. Where did so many farts come from?

Fortunately, Jiang Hai was sitting at the upper vent. If he was sitting at the lower vent, he would suffer.

As time passed by minute by minute, in a blink of an eye, it had already arrived at about three o'clock in the second half of the night. As the easternmost area of ​​the United States, it was dawning very early. Although the United States is not like China, it only has a standard time.

There are two here. The time in the East and the time in the West and the time in the West is different, with a difference of about an hour.

But an hour did not stop the sun from rising quickly. At around three o'clock in the morning, the sun was gradually rising.

The darkness before dawn is also the darkest time, and human functions also represent the sleepiest time here.

Even Jiang Hai couldn't help but yawn, but just as he hadn't finished yawning, he suddenly saw several figures walking towards him in the darkness in the distance.

"Who?" Jiang Hai rubbed his eyes and directly turned on the camera of his phone and shouted to the people in the distance in the light.

"It's me." Hearing Jiang Hai's words, the person on the opposite side also shouted. Generally speaking, such a standard answer would make the caller relieved of his vigilance, but Jiang Hai's vigilance suddenly became raised because the voice was very strange.

"Stand there, who are you?" Jiang Hai shouted loudly when he heard these people's words.

When he heard Jiang Hai's cry, the cows that were sleeping behind Jiang Hai woke up, but unfortunately, the cows are not night vision animals, so they have nothing to do when they wake up, just lying there with their eyes open.

After hearing Jiang Hai's words this time, the few people here did not answer anymore. However, they were just leaving, but at this time they ran away. Seeing them flying towards him, Jiang Hai's eyes narrowed. He could be sure that these people had absolutely no kindness. They put their phones on the haystack next to them and turned on the video function.

At this time, these people rushed over and walked into Jiang Hai before they saw that there were five of them. In addition to four, there were also one with something on their backs. Seeing that Jiang Hai was actually recording, the four people here looked at each other and instantly divided three and rushed towards Jiang Hai. The other and the man carrying things walked towards the cowshed as soon as possible.

When Jiang Hai saw the actions of these people, he knew that these people should be coming for his own cow.

This is awesome? These bulls are Jiang Hai's life! He no longer held back and ran towards the three people rushing over. When the three people saw that Jiang Hai dared to come over on their own initiative, they were not polite, and rushed towards Jiang Hai as soon as possible.

Jiang Hai guessed correctly. These people came to deal with Jiang Hai's cow. They had already learned about it before.

Jiang Hai is the only one watching Jiang Hai's cowshed here, and there is no gun.

None of them brought weapons, not to mention five against one, even if three against one, they would not think that Jiang Hai would be their opponent. Just like now, the first person to rush over came first and punched Jiang Hai in the nose. It can be seen that these people are also good at fighting. To be precise, they are the three biggest weaknesses of men.

One is the nose, the second is the stomach, and the third is the key. When you hit the nose, you will be most likely to cause the other person to concussion. At the same time, the soreness and pain in the nose bones will cause tears to secrete and blur the vision. This is equivalent to sacking the other person's balance and vision within a certain period of time.

If you hit the stomach, you will feel sore and weak, and feel nauseous and dry retching.

As for the final key points, there is no need to talk about them too much... all men know it.

As soon as he saw these people slapping him in the nose, Jiang Hai understood that these people were also premeditated, but his strong physical fitness was not a joke. He immediately turned his head away and let go of the other party's fist. With his left hand, the other party felt a huge force coming from his arm, which instantly tilted outward. At this time, Jiang Hai's leg instantly kicked his lower abdomen.

With a muffled sound, the man had already flew backwards. Jiang Hai kicked him straight back for five or six meters before he fell heavily on the ground. He covered his lower abdomen so much that he couldn't make a sound.

Seeing that his companion was beaten down so quickly, the two people who rushed over couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, and Jiang Hai wouldn't be stunned.

Bell taught Jiang Hai that when fighting, the most unstoppable thing is to be distracted and take his life while he is sick. This is an inevitable choice.

So Jiang Hai didn't say a word at the moment, and rushed to the front of these two people in one step! (To be continued.)
Chapter completed!