"Dear, where is your round face? Face-slimming fucking will not have such a great effect, right?" Wu Huang looked at Taylor Swift's slightly thinner cheeks before setting off and asked intentionally.

"Idiot! Massage alone is of course not enough, but losing fat will change the face shape. If you don't believe it, try it yourself." Taylor Swift is easily angered by Emperor Wu. In a metropolis like New York where there are beauties everywhere, Taylor Swift's appearance is not outstanding, so when Emperor Wu complains about her baby-looking face, the little singer is about to get angry and want to pounce on him and bite him.

"Don't always hold those leaflets. Although your facial features are not delicate, you just look good together, so there is no need to use a knife. Besides, you don't rely on your face to make a living, but you rely on your real singing skills and voice." Emperor Wu's words sounded quite human, but soon went astrayed. Taylor Swift's face just improved, and when he heard Emperor Wu continue, "But if you really want to do it, I suggest you just clean up your nose as your grandmother. By the way, your grandmother is such a beautiful woman!" Emperor Wu always likes to anger Taylor Swift. Recently, the reputation of a young singer is getting higher and higher. As the saying goes, people are popular and more troubled. Naturally, many people have criticized her. For example, these people always take out the fat photos of her childhood to mock her for being ugly!

Well, in fact, Wu Huang often thinks that the little singer's bare face is the lowest among his girls, but he doesn't like Taylor Swift's face. He likes Taylor Swift's voice and a bit more of abusive personality.

The little singer has been criticized very badly recently, especially her baby's fat face. So she started to eat nutritious meals and lose weight when she had time. However, these are not as effective as face slimming injections, so her apartment has recently introduced many plastic surgery hospitals, which are obviously stimulated by these remarks. But what makes her most angry is not these. Many gangsters who know her scandal with Emperor Wu like to compare Christine and Emma Watson with her. How could Taylor Swift stand such sarcasm?

This is because she can't think about it herself. The girls of Wu Huang all have their own flaws, and it's not the only one who has flaws. For example, Emma Watson, whom she hates the most, is not as good as when she was a child. Moreover, when she is bare, she has a lot of freckles on her face, and her appearance is not much better than Taylor Swift; Christine looks haggard when she is bare-faced, and always has a tired face. Although the freckles are less than Hermione, they are also more obvious; Emma Roberts has good skin, but she is also a little fat in her baby, but she has milder symptoms than Taylor Swift, but if that big mouth does not conform to the aesthetics, it looks really a big flaw, and the shredded radish is too short; in the end, Kolau Moretz, who always calls to harass him, the little girl always complains to him, saying that she is fat when drinking water. Wu Huang also finds that her calves are getting thicker and thicker, and there are signs of elephant legs.

The so-called beauty naturally has no flaws, but Emperor Wu doesn't think these flaws are concerned. The real tragedy is that none of the five girls has more than B. Emperor Wu's big hands are useless, which is his biggest regret.

Emperor Wu secretly sighed in his heart that he had no chance with the ball. When he saw Taylor Swift, he was a little angry and immediately handed over a ticket with a smirk.

"What?" Although Taylor Swift suspected that Emma Roberts had an affair with Wu Huang, the relationship between the two girls was not greatly affected. She usually watched the football with Emma Roberts in the private room.

"This is the front row ticket. I'll help you get a seat next to Beyoncé. Today you can go to the front row to watch the game."

"Why go to the front row? Why are you close to Beyoncé?"

Emperor Wu looked humble and explained: "You don't know that the 'beauty' thing needs to be compared. If you are asked to sit with Audrey Hepburn, then you will be a tragedy! But if you sit with Beyoncé, you will become a great beauty." Emperor Wu's words still sound very unpleasant, but Taylor Swift is a bad person, and the two of them are just a couple. Besides, Emperor Wu has already summarized his experience. If he is too nice to her, this bitch should go to the room to remove the tiles. Emperor Wu knows her temperament well. Little singers must not coax them, otherwise she will be ridden on her head sooner or later.

Tonight is the Knicks' home game against the Heat. The day before yesterday, the Knicks defeated the Celtics at home. After the game, major media reported on the 22 consecutive wins created by New York. Wu Huang's phenomenal performance during the winning streak also forced the American media to recognize his status.

The New York Emperor is now in the limelight. The question of whether he can be called a "superstar" has long disappeared. Now he has no black spots.

Of course, the American media also reported Stoudemire in almost the same amount of space and forced a lot of credit to Sir, especially the game against the Celtics was a page of their big book.

However, this method is not very useful. Just compare the data of the two people, you can find that although Sir's performance is good, he still averages only 24.6 points, 8.5 rebounds, 2.5 assists and 1.9 blocks per game. Whether this is a superstar data is controversial. Considering that Sir scores every time he also lets his opponent eat dumplings, his performance is actually similar to that in the Suns, but he did not receive so much praise at that time. The American media obviously wanted to reduce the influence of Emperor Wu by raising Sir, and his intentions were very sinister!

Emperor Wu didn't care so much. He was nine streets higher than Stadmeier in terms of fame. Fortunately, Xiao Si performed well now, otherwise he would have been shattered by his 60e fans. Only some American media are still resisting, always trying to lower Wu and find some young geniuses to compete with him.

However, American geniuses are not good at it. It is really hard to find a young player who will compete with him at this stage. Only Derek Ross can compete with Wu Huang in terms of personal data and team record. Durant and Westbrook of the Thunder team pulled each other back. Xiao Shubao's average score was no longer up as soon as 28 points. Westbrook increased his average data to 21+8+5, and Harden also made some progress. As long as the two of them have more points in their data, Durant will have to reduce it by one point accordingly.

At 8 o'clock tonight, the Knicks will usher in the three Miami giants with the highest topic and popularity in the league. This will of course be a national live broadcast, and it has created a number of broadcasts around the world that are no less than the playoffs. Especially in Asia, almost every developed and developing region has broadcasted this focus battle.

There are many topics in this contest, such as the relationship between Wu Huang and James has become very bad this season, which is a big highlight. And naturally, it is a blame for Wu Huang. James was criticized for his brainless behavior in summer. The immoral Wu Huang followed the trend and sarcastically mocked James, asking the latter to write his name in a small notebook. The angry James even swears on Twitter: "I will remember every person who attacks me, and I say every one!"

Of course, Wu Huang was jealous, but he didn't care about these things. If he wanted to fulfill the big words he said a few days ago, he would inevitably offend the active All-Stars and superstars. Speaking of which, although those black stars have a good relationship with each other, Wu Huang was unwilling to make friends with these black players since he was in school, and he didn't take him to play. Anyway, Wu Huang didn't have many good friends in the NBA, and his teammate Bart was cut this season. He actually didn't even have a good friend in the league.

The Heat have won ten consecutive games before the Knicks. A considerable number of neutral fans hope that New York can win today, with almost as many fans who hope they will lose. This also shows from the side that the Heat and the Knicks are actually half of the teams of love and hate, but whether they like them or hate them, the number of both is enough.

When the Heat lost three consecutive games some time ago, Wade once complained that "the world has become beautiful because of the Heat's loss", which means that it is quite exciting and exhausting to "be an enemy of the world". At that time, Magic coach Stan Van Gundy ridiculed and said, "I really laughed when I heard them complain that they were being criticized and paid attention. My advice is that if you don't want your every move to be monitored by the outside world, don't celebrate the coming of the championship before training together. It is you who attracted the attention of the outside world, but once things don't develop as smoothly as expected, you start to sigh that you have received too much attention."

The New York Times also reported on the day of the game: James believes that fans are too harsh on him, but when he announced to the world in his "thedei private on", he completely shattered the precocious, steady and smooth image he had established since entering the league in 2003.

This is probably because he fired his original agent Goodwin and then got together with a group of buddies who have been playing together since childhood to become his own agent. In fact, no one blamed him for leaving after he left. It was time to part with you. You have spent 7 years together, so why bother to break up?

However, for reasons that a basicly educated human cannot understand, he had to broadcast the process of making decisions globally, and then made a decision to make a move for people. Although it was called "Brother Basketball", it still made people feel that he had extraordinary talent but could not bear the burden of carrying a team on his shoulders.

The New York media began to attack the Heat off the court very early, and they were about to come out every now and then belittle the Big Three, especially James.

This phenomenon is easy to understand. If any media in the United States wishes the Heat to fall into a doomed situation, then it must be Cleveland and New York. The former is jealous of James' departure, while the latter regards the Heat as the biggest stumbling block to winning the championship. In the next four years, the Heat will become the biggest obstacle on the Knicks' road to winning the championship. They wish the Heat would do something wrong.

D'Antoni's research on the Heat has not been a day or two. As long as they reach the semi-finals or the division finals in the playoffs, they will definitely meet this tricky team. Therefore, the Knicks' coaching staff mainly studies how to deal with the Heat, followed by the Celtics, the Bulls and the Magic.

Pat Riley once revealed in an interview that he intends to let LeBron James play the role of the organizational guard, but this kind of situation of overbearing only happens at critical moments. In the regular rotation lineup, Mario Chamos is still the first choice for the organizational guard.

Overall, there is no shortcoming on the Heat's back line. Chamos is not as good as the star point guards of other teams, but he will not at least drag the team down. Besides, they also have ace Wade. The Flash experienced a certain decline in the 2009-10 season, but this is only compared to the overly powerful 2008-09 season. In the past few years, the "Flash" has taken too much pressure. Due to the arrival of James in the new season, Wade's shooting percentage immediately increased by 3%, exceeding the 50% mark.

Like the shooting guard, the Heat's small forward position is equally strong, even enough to stand out as the champions because they have LeBron James, a two-time regular season MVP winner. During the offseason, many people predicted that James' average assists may be double-digit, and even a terrible performance of a triple-double per game. Although it was proved that this was YY, James' 26+7+7 data is still one of the most versatile players in the league.

In terms of power forward position, the Heat also has the All-Star Chris Bosh. Bosh is one of the best offensive power forwards in service. Samsung gathered to reduce his shots and caused Bosh's data to drop sharply, but the importance of Bosh cannot be ignored because he is the only pillar of the Heat's inside.

The Heat's biggest weakness is the center position. Currently, the team has Joel Anthony, Ilgoskas, Jamal Magloil and Eric Danpier. Among them, Magloil averaged only 10 minutes per game last season and has been abandoned this season. Therefore, the center is temporarily competed with Anthony and Daz. However, although Anthony is a good defender, he is only 2.03 meters tall and has made little contribution to rebounding, and his offense is even worse. Daz is getting older, his defensive footsteps are too slow, and his efficiency is also declining. He can only play more than ten minutes per game. Danpier, who joined the team after the start of the season, was originally highly expected, but the facts prove that he is not as useful as Joel Anthony.

Now the consensus of all parties is: if you want to defeat the Heat, you must make a fuss from the Heat's weak inside line.

Wu Huang didn't think there was something wrong with this point of view, but he always felt that it was not just that simple, because the teams that beat the Heat all had one thing in common. Not only did they limit the Heat, but they also had no bad defense on the outside, which allowed the Flash and James to frequently go deep into the penalty area to score. This requires that the inside barrier of the defensive side is strong enough, and the cooperation between the inside and outside lines must be tacit, and the use of shrinking defense must be used.

However, the Knicks have always been fighting against people and guarding people. Everyone is in charge of each other, so no one misses it. Such a defense may be difficult to prevent Wade and James's successive breakthroughs. Neither of these two can be easily restricted by one-on-one. They must rely on overall defense and internal and external cooperation. In other words, there must be a complete defensive system and collective strength to trap these two big and small beasts.

Wu Huang was secretly fucked. They had a bad defensive system. This season D'Antoni began to become alert. He restricted the rights of assistant coach Michael Woodson in the team. This is why the Knicks' defense is getting worse and worse. Now the defensive training class Woodson is responsible for has been reduced to 10% of all training, which means that the Knicks hardly practice defense and spends most of their time training on offense.

At the pre-match press conference, neither player made a big fuss. Obviously, they were a little afraid of each other. No one was sure of winning and did not dare to speak too much.

The Knicks are afraid of the threat from the Big Three, while the Heat are afraid of the deterrent power of the Knicks' 22-game winning streak.

The Knicks are now ranked first in the Eastern Conference. Due to the three consecutive losses at the beginning of the season, the Heat are currently only ranked fifth in the Eastern Conference. This ranking is hard for many fans to believe.

Eastern Division Ranking

1. New York Knicks (wins and 3 losses).

2, Chicago Bulls (21 wins and 5 losses).

3, Boston Celtics (20 wins and 6 losses)

4. Orlando Magic (19 wins and 8 losses).

5, Miami Heat (19 wins and 8 losses).

6, Atlanta Hawks (15 wins and 11 losses).

7, Milwaukee Bucks (13 wins and 13 losses).

8, Philadelphia 76ers (12 wins and 15 losses).

The polarization in the Eastern Conference is now extremely serious. Except for the top five teams, the rest are not very competitive. However, having five playoff teams is much better than having only ranked top five in previous seasons, which is positive.

D'Antoni had been struggling for several days, and the tactics he finally came up with were still similar to those in the last game. Although he didn't say it explicitly, the meaning was the same, but this time there were six elements of victory.

First, Emperor Wu destroyed Chamos and Arroyo.

Second, Si Xiao defeated all the centers of the opponent's Hot Team.

Third, Garlinari and Bosh were as exploding as possible!

Fourth, Iguodala tried her best to limit James.

Fifth, Tony Allen has made every effort to limit Wade.

Sixth, the Knicks' bench lineup must defeat the Heat's bench lineup.

These six winning conditions are the same as in the previous game. The Knicks must complete at least three. Adding to the bonus of home court advantage, their chances of winning will increase a lot.

"Is this a tactic?" Wu Huang didn't hear any substantial tactics in the locker room. The mustache is becoming more and more extreme now. The tactics in the tactics class usually have only one beginning, and they are gone after the first half. The remaining second half depends entirely on the players' adaptability. This can indeed improve D'Antoni's shortcomings of not much change in tactical tactics, but it has made him the point guard.

Wu Huang didn't know that D'Antoni in another time and space would completely stop once Nash was gone, because his coaching philosophy was not something that ordinary point guards could play. People who control the ball must have enough spirituality to help the team achieve results, but "spirituality" is precisely the most rare talent in all sports.

After the appearance ceremony, after the Knicks players arrived on the court, Wu Huang performed his 100-step-to-sport-to-slide skills as usual.

This time he chose to shoot across the game. The Knicks' beautiful cheerleaders surrounded him in the middle. Wu Huang made five consecutive shots surrounded by a bunch of girls. In the crazy cheers of the fans on the scene, Wu Huang's final result was 2 of 5 shots.

Wu Huang now shoots five extremely long-distance shots before each game. The position is not necessarily the case. It may be in the player channel or in the opponent's half. However, if he doesn't make one, he will donate 10,000 US dollars to his "Hemophilia Charity Fund". This time he scored two, that is, donating 20,000 US dollars. In addition to this warm-up performance, he will donate 5,000 US dollars for every three-pointer in the game. This season, he has donated 540,000 US dollars, which means he has scored 108 three-pointers.

By this calculation, Wu Huang has to donate more than 2 million US dollars to the charity fund every season. This is why he has the confidence to mock LeBron for using charity as an excuse for live broadcast in the summer. If he really wants to do charity, then do it honestly and what excuses to make!

Today's Knicks' lineup: Wu Huang, Tony Allen, Igdala, Garlinari, and Stadmeier.

Considering that the Heat's inside strength is urgent, D'Antoni plans to strengthen his offense today and explode the Heat inside led by Sir S. alone.

The Beard has his own considerations in his heart, and he is not unaware that the Celtics defeated the Heat twice this season, relying on tacit defense between the inside and the outside. While they completely silence the Heat's inside, they do not give the Heat too many opportunities to break through and layup. However, the Knicks' inside is not good at defense, but they are good at attack, and they don't have to use defense if they destroy their opponents, and the same is true for attack.

Today, the Knicks' point guard and inside are responsible for offense, and the outside is responsible for defense. This is the Knicks' strategy. As for the specific tactical level, he will tell Wu when to play what routines, but how to execute depends on him to understand. The mustache will not ask the players on the court to perform tactics, but he will tell you what tactics to play, and then you can do it yourself.

The Heat's lineup today: Arroyo, Wade, James, Bosh, Big Z.

Except for some changes in point guards, most of this lineup is within the Knicks' expectations. Whether they can win today depends on how Wu Huang and Xiao Si can make their opponents look like. If they perform incorrectly, the Knicks will basically kneel down.

"Hey, I heard that my name is on your laptop?" Wu Huang said with a smile when he greeted James before the game, and he deserved a beating!

"You think too much, you are not qualified." James shook his head at Emperor Wu. Of course, he wrote Emperor Wu's name in his notebook, and it was still in a very high position, but he would not say that. He would be angry before the game.
Chapter completed!