Chapter 183 Take the initiative to ask for a mandarin duck bath (1/2
Dinner is very simple, with steak, pasta, and some small side dishes. However, to highlight the atmosphere and atmosphere, Fang Yan turned off the living room lights and placed two candles in the middle of the dining table. A simple candlelight dinner was done like this.
Although it looks a bit simple... when you are in the scene, you will inevitably feel a little touched in your heart.
"Have the school talked to you?" Yu Qianqian asked lightly while cutting the steak.
"I asked me to come out and admit my mistake, but I rejected it. I guess everyone was waiting to see me joke after that time." Fang Qing ate the pasta he cooked and said casually: "As for the announcement... after the colleagues sent congratulations, the leaders pretended to be dead one by one."
"Actually, it's not their fault."
"After all, this matter has been so troubled... Fortunately, the country takes action, otherwise you...you..." Yu Qianqian raised her head, with a hint of blame and anger between her eyebrows, and said to Fang Xun: "Next time I will make an unauthorized claim, I will kill you."
"Ouch..."
"No, no." Fang Qing smiled awkwardly and said seriously: "From now on, I will only listen to my wife!"
"Pooh!"
"I'm not your wife..." Yu Qianqian's face turned red, she glared at him with a little charming look, and said softly: "I haven't married you yet. Now I'm just your girlfriend. Please put your position right."
"hey-hey..."
"The same one, now I am my girlfriend, then I will be my fiancée, and finally my wife..." Fang Qing said with a smile.
Yu Qianqian's eyes were pale with charm, she inserted a small piece of cut beef, and sent it to her plump and vermilion mouth, and then chewed it slowly... This series of simple movements exuded a charming and noble atmosphere, showing the elegance to the fullest.
sometimes,
Fang Qing had to admit one thing... When Yu Qianqian didn't speak, her mature style made people unable to stop. Her beautiful appearance, her charming behavior, and her long and arrogant figure all told her charm, but when she got angry, all of this was like a broken mirror, shattered on the ground.
I always kill you, kill you, and kill you... I always keep going back and forth on the verge of violence. The world is obviously full of love, but she vents danger unscrupulously.
“What to see?”
"If you believe it or not, you will bite you to death." Yu Qianqian found the smelly man opposite, staring at her for dinner, and said unhappyly.
“…”
"Sometimes I wonder... what would I be like if I didn't meet you." Fang Qi lowered his head, held the knife and fork of Western food, slowly cut the steak, and said softly: "Maybe I am still the same me, accidentally dreaming in bed, running around day after day, and being submerged in a crowded city..."
Fang Qi raised his head and looked at her seriously, looking at the arrogant female math doctor in front of him, and said, "If I hadn't met you, I should have been able to continue to endure loneliness. Since I met you, I really don't want to continue to be lonely anymore, and I miss you all the time."
For a moment,
Yu Qianqian was stunned, her eyes stared at him in a daze, her heart was wrapped in waves of sweetness, she turned her head slightly, and said angrily: "I hate it... I don't say these words to me when I eat, and I'm tired of listening."
Sudden,
He thought of a very important concept... This comes from the function that describes the state of microscopic systems in quantum mechanics. This is the wave function in quantum mechanics. Through the concept of wave function, a second-order partial differential equation combining the concept of matter waves and the wave equation.
Fang Hou finally got a perfect wave equation, which can reveal the basic laws of matter movement in Qianqian, like the role Newton's law plays in classical mechanics.
Oops...
Jumping too fast!
This second-order linear partial differential equation is a bit uncalculable... The three variable complex functions of x, y, and z change too quickly and stay too short.
Faced with this problem,
Fang Shin-chan thought about it...thinking that this is not his own problem, but that Xiao Aojiao is wearing a shock-proof yoga vest, which limits his perfect fluctuation equation to its space for his performance.
"Hello!"
"Have you seen enough?" Yu Qianqian was sweating profusely at this time. She touched the sweat beads on her forehead, looked at him panting, and said angrily: "Come here quickly... don't be silly."
"Here's here."
Fang Qing walked slowly to her side, and then danced the shuttlecock dance in a very good manner, but in just a few minutes, he couldn't do it... his calf had a little pain and then he started to cramp.
"Oh yo..."
"Qianqian!"
"I...I'm cramping!" Fang Qi lay on the ground, hugging his cramped leg, and shouted in pain: "It's over...it hurts so much!"
Yu Qianqian was almost collapsed, and he jumped for less than five minutes, and his calf actually had cramps. This was even more useless than waste. To be honest... How did his strong and smooth chest come from?
"Take your hands away!"
"This will only make you feel more painful." Yu Qianqian held the ankle of his cramped leg with both hands, pressed it on his knees, then grabbed the soles of his feet and pressed it slightly to help his muscles relax.
"It's useless!" Yu Qianqian pouted and said angrily: "In less than five minutes, the calf actually cramped."
"oops..."
"I haven't exercised for too long, and I suddenly jumped with high intensity, and I naturally cramped." Fang Qi explained awkwardly: "When I exercise for a while, I will increase the endurance of the calf muscles a little, so there should be no problem."
"snort!"
"You should exercise long ago!"
"Day day by day... either sit in front of the computer or lying on the sofa." Yu Qianqian rolled her eyes and asked softly: "Is it better?"
"No...it still hurts." Fang Qing stared blankly at the little arrogance who helped him press his feet. Every time he applied force to the soles of his feet, his body would inevitably tilt forward, and then there was a vacuum solution of Einstein's field equation. The astronomy explanation is called...Schwarsey Radius.
"baby?"
"Well?"
"Do you know Sgr A*, the supermassive black hole in the center of our Milky Way?"
"How do I know..."
Yu Qianqian said angrily while helping him relieve his calf muscles.
"In the center of the Milky Way outside, there is a supermassive black hole called Sagittarius A*. From a geometric perspective, the entire galaxy is rotating around it." Fang Qi said seriously: "Of course... the mass of Sgr A* is only four million suns."
"This is actually insignificant for the entire Milky Way, so Sgr A* has no direct relationship with the operation and structure of the Milky Way, so the question arises... What dominates the rotation of hundreds of billions of stars around the center of the Milky Way?"
"Do you know?"
Fang Qing asked seriously.
Yu Qianqian rolled her eyes and said angrily: "How do I know this..."
Fang Qing smiled and said mysteriously: "I didn't know before... because with the current knowledge structure, human understanding of the movement of celestial bodies is based on the 'gravity system'. Large-scale celestial bodies that do not play a decisive role in gravity, such as... the operation of galaxies, can basically only rely on brains to supplement it."
"but..."
"I suddenly knew just now!" Fang Qi said seriously.
As a mathematician, Yu Qianqian is curious about unknown things. When she heard him suddenly understand the large-scale celestial movements, she immediately aroused her desire to learn and asked urgently: "What exactly makes the Milky Way rotate?"
"There are three hypotheses in the scientific community at present... the first is the dark matter hypothesis, forcibly incorporate galaxies into the gravitational system, the second is the origin hypothesis, forcibly interpreting rotation as the inertia of the original galaxy, and the third is nonsense... The membrane theory is simply a joke."
"However..."
"From this day on, the great Fang Xun will propose the fourth hypothesis!" Fang Xun looked at Yu Qianqian and said righteously: "That is the chest groove hypothesis!"
In an instant,
Yu Qianqian stood there, thought for a while, analyzed calmly, and stopped talking... She lowered her head silently and looked at her, and understood everything in an instant. She was ashamed, angry and helpless as she went around such a big circle, and she was talking about this,
"I think you're looking for shit!"
Yu Qianqian grabbed the soles of his feet and kept pressing hard in the reflex area of kidney function.
"ah!"
"It hurts!"
The roar like a pig slaughtered throughout the room. The pain lies on the ground, so that the facial features were almost twisted. This was not an ordinary pain, but a heart-wrenching pain, as if it was torn in half alive.
Yu Qianqian let go of her fingers and looked at him with a frown. Seeing the stinky man's heart-wrenching appearance, she asked in confusion: "You can't have your kidneys?"
"fart!"
When Fang Qing heard the three words "The kidney cannot do it", he seemed to be stepping on his tail, and said with a serious and honest expression: "I am so strong!"
"Then why do you almost feel so painful that you foam at your mouth?" Yu Qianqian frowned and said seriously: "This place is a reflection of the kidneys. You looked like you just now... you were a bit of a loss."
“…”
Fang Qing looked at her half-believingly, shrank his neck... and asked carefully: "Is it possible that he has been too tired recently?"
"Well..."
"It should be like this." Yu Qianqian nodded. After all, she had grabbed it. Thinking of the accident, a faint red glow appeared on her delicate face. But then again, did she want to buy something to repair it for him?
It was because Qianqian was thinking about how to replenish Fang Qi's kidneys. Suddenly... the foot that was grabbed in his hand was suddenly pulled back by him. Yu Qianqian, who had lost the fulcrum, exclaimed in surprise... and rushed towards Fang Qi lying on the ground, and then he steadily caught him.
"I'm going to die!" Yu Qianqian lay on him, pounded his chest in anger, and said angrily: "I'm scared to death."
Fang Qing put his arms around her slim waist with one hand and pressed her perky buttocks with the other, and didn't say much. Sometimes silence is better than a thousand words.
Yu Qianqian raised her head, looked at the smelly man who was close to her, bit her little mouth lightly, leaned against his ear, and asked delicately: "Am I much older than the female professor in the School of Humanities?"
Fang Qing smiled silly and nodded vigorously.
"Look at your stupidity..." Yu Qianqian rolled her eyes charmingly, pursed her lips, and whined: "Take me to the bathroom...I want to take a shower."
The next second,
Fang Qing suddenly hugged Yu Qianqian, and at the same time... the arrogant female math doctor naturally hugged his neck, leaning her blushing face against his shoulders, and her inner emotions had long been flooded.
Very annoying...
Why did you suddenly ask for a bathing couple?
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Chapter completed!