Fang Xun was staying in his study and was writing a funny article, which achieved improvements in related performance by doping shit with graphene. Of course... For this funny paper, Fang Xun also searched for a lot of documents, and various data were also very complete.

It is logical that scientists of the level of Fang Shi, who study shit-doped graphene, will definitely be laughed at by many colleagues, but that's what he did... and the purpose of this is to slap some so-called experts in the face in the country.

Since graphene was discovered eighteen years ago, it has been widely used in various fields, including sensors, transistors, new energy materials, electrocatalysts, etc. As long as you can remember, graphene is basically the case, so the articles about graphene are even more terrible.

Especially in the country,

After the relevant basic graphene articles were published, various ABCDE-doped graphenes came. The key is that everyone is very happy. Doping one is an article. If the other is not enough, then doping two. If the two are not enough, doping three is also called... This is called performance improvement.

What made Fang Qi even more vomiting is... No matter what element is doped, any stable element on the periodic table will have very good catalytic performance. If you doped with four elements, there will be 2*10^6 catalysts that can appear, and then apply it in multiple fields. The number of domestic related scientific research articles is not a dream to surpass America.

Fang Qing has read many articles on graphene doping as an electrocatalyst, and graphene doping methods are also diverse, from single doping element to mixed doping to synchronous radiation... Anyway, it is a perfect routine template.

It’s okay for students to post such articles, after all, there is no way to graduate. Some so-called scientific research staff are also posting such bullshit articles, which makes Fang Wei very angry.

so...

Fang Qing thought of using dog shit as one of the raw materials to synthesize multi-element doped graphene, and then compare the performance through conventional synthesis methods.

Aren’t the titles of these people’s articles very powerful? Using various scientific instruments of millions or even tens of millions of times, they synthesize the so-called awesome graphene... Let’s compare them together and see if the catalysts synthesized by these people’s ‘hard work’ can be compared with dog shit.

certainly,

Fang Xun's original intention is to remind some scientific researchers not to do repair experiments and post articles on the edges. This behavior is nothing more than wasting life, time, and money, which is meaningless to the entire country.

Just as the end is approaching,

Fang Shin-chan wrote at the end of the article... Dog shit has great potential in the field of graphene, and he sincerely hopes that it will not cause wars between countries because of dog shit.

Sudden,

Someone's shout came downstairs.

"Husband! Husband! Come quickly, I've had a fetal movement!"

In an instant,

Fang Qi was stunned, with an incredible expression on his face, and hurriedly stood up... hurriedly left his study and ran downstairs quickly. Then he came to the corner of the stairs and saw Yu Qianqian sitting on the sofa, touching his stomach with a smile on his face.

"Wife? Wife?"

"Has the fetus really moved?" Fang Qing hurried to Xiao Aojiao's side and asked impatiently.

"Well... I just felt it twice, and the strength was enough." Yu Qianqian looked up at her husband and said gently: "I was teaching prenatal education classes to the children. After that, I talked to the children for a while, and then kicked me."

"Yeah?"

Fang Qi squatted down, carefully poked his hand out, gently touched the sizeable belly, and whispered: "Son... Dad is touching his mother's belly now. If he can feel his father's palm, then kick his father, okay?"

As soon as the words fell,

Fang Shi was shocked and looked at his wife in surprise, and said excitedly: "Just... Did your son kick me just now? I... I seemed to feel a little movement in my palm. It should... it should be my son responding to me?"

"Um..."

Yu Qianqian nodded softly, her face filled with a bright light of happiness without any concealment, and she said softly: "To be honest... I feel a little uncomfortable, and I don't know who kicked my two sons, why are they so energetic?"

"Oh... I kicked again."

Fang Qing felt the strong fetal movement again and said with a smile: "Tsk tsk tsk tsk... The two little guys are very good. Knowing that Dad is here, he is trying hard to show his presence. OK... Dad knows you are here, so let's take care of mom a little, mom feels a little uncomfortable."

However,

The words of the expectant father did not work at all. The two children seemed to be intentional about their mothers. Yu Qianqian's belly kept moving, causing trouble for the expectant mother Yu Qianqian... they all wanted to go to the hospital to abort the child.

"Oh yo..."

"You care!" Yu Qianqian stared at Fang Qing with anger on her face and said unhappily: "The two little bastards are getting more and more energetic, I... I'm almost feeling sad."

"I...I can't do anything about it." Fang Qing spread his hands and said helplessly: "You can't take out the two little guys now, beat them hard, and then stuff them back into your stomach, right? Although science is very developed now, it can't do this."

“…”

"What's the thing? Is this the idea that humans came up with?" Yu Qianqian almost laughed out loud, gently stroked her belly, and said earnestly: "Now my mother solemnly warned you that if you dare to be slutty again... you must be beaten to death in the future."

Not to mention it,

The effect was surprisingly good, and in an instant... the two little guys stopped their noisy.

"oops?"

"The two little guys are quite obedient?" Fang Qi raised his head and looked at his wife in surprise, and said with a smile: "I won't move."

Yu Qianqian pursed her lips, a smile appeared on her face, and said in a pretty voice: "After all, I am the head of the family. You father and son all want to listen to me. Whoever dares to be naughty... I will beat anyone."

Hearing Yu Qianqian's words, Fang Qi couldn't help but sigh, gently stroked Xiao Aojiao's bulging belly, and said with emotion: "You can imagine that the life of our father and son in the future is difficult. Dad can no longer hold on. The future depends on you two."

"Well?"

"What do you mean?"

"Encourage your son to sing the opposite tune with me, and then you sit next to watch the big show?" Yu Qianqian quietly stretched out her hand, grabbed someone's soft flesh on her waist, twisted it hard... and said angrily: "You three fathers and sons... I will not let anyone go."

"Oh, Oh,... it hurts!"

Fang Xu said bitterly: "Okay, okay, you call your parents first."

Yu Qianqian silently let go of her hand and said casually: "I'll fight later, take a shower first... Please help me."

"Oh." Fang Qing nodded quietly.

Due to pregnancy and the bathroom floor is a bit slippery, Yu Qianqian always asked Fang Qing to help her in taking a bath. Of course... someone would not be honest. Although she helped her take a shower, she would sometimes make some small moves.

Looking at the even mean smile, Yu Qianqian's soft little face turned red and she said angrily: "Stinky man... I hate it!"

Half an hour later,

Yu Qianqian, who was blushing, was helped out from the bathroom by Fang Qing. As for what happened inside, only the couple knew. In short, they were a little comfortable and happy at the same time, just like they had just finished the ten-kilometer race, tired and excited.

"Stir..."

"Next time I dare to do this...I...I can't beat you to death." Yu Qianqian sat on the sofa, secretly glanced at the smelly man next to her, pouted her mouth... and said angrily: "I know I...I can't stand it, but you are still excited."

"no..."

"It was clearly what you asked for." Fang Qing said innocently: "Why did I take the blame in the end?"

For a moment,

Yu Qianqian's face became even more red, and she said in anger: "What are you doing? What do you have any objections?"

“No, no…”

Fang Qi shrank his head and faced the pregnant tigress, he instantly surrendered.

...

...

In the bedroom of a villa,

Zhou Min sat at the head of the bed holding a tablet computer, looking carefully at the first quarter reports submitted by various branches recently. Overall, the situation is still considerable.

"How is Qianqian and Xiao Fang's wedding going?" Yu Yangguo sat on the side, looking at a math paper, and asked his wife: "There should be no problem, right?"

"Well... there is basically no problem, at most it is in details." Zhou Min replied.

“Where is the wedding ceremony?”

"We must not make any messes." Yu Yangguo turned to his wife and said.

Zhou Min rolled her eyes and said angrily: "Don't worry... I've arranged everything. By the way, you don't care about these things, why did you suddenly ask? Pretend that you care about your daughter's wedding?"

Yu Yangguo, who was exposed, smiled awkwardly and was about to speak, but... his wife's cell phone rang.

"Daughter's phone number..."

Zhou Min picked up her phone and looked at the caller. She didn't think much about it. She pressed the answer button and asked curiously: "What? Is there anything urgent to call my mother in the middle of the night?"

"Hehehe...Mom!"

"Tell you a big news." Yu Qianqian on the phone said playfully: "Just just now... your two grandchildren were so happy in my stomach, and they kept making trouble, almost tossing me to death, and they became more and more energetic."

Hearing Qianqian's words, Zhou Min was stunned and two words popped up in her mind...Feal movement.

Thinking of this,

Zhou Min suddenly became excited and asked urgently: "Have you had a fetal movement?"

"Well... I'm almost four months old, and the fetal movement has come, but... According to common sense, the baby is quite small at this time, and the strength is not very strong. The fetal movement feels vague, but mom, your two grandchildren are so strong." Yu Qianqian said bitterly.

Zhou Min smiled and said, "It's a good thing to be strong, it means that my two grandchildren are very healthy. You were almost the same back then... but I was so troubled by my mother. Now it's your turn to be troubled."

"mom!"

"We are different!" Yu Qianqian said angrily: "You were pregnant with me back then, but I was pregnant with your two grandchildren. This was double the trouble. The key was Fang Shi's seed, so annoying... It's like there is a decoration team in my stomach, knocking on the wall every day."

As soon as the words fell,

Yu Qianqian asked in a pretty voice: "Mom...I'll let Fang Xu drive to pick you up now. You and Dad will also feel the naughtyness of their two eldest grandchildren, and then don't go back, so just live here."

"Okay, okay!"

Zhou Min immediately agreed, "You tell Fang Xu not to come. He is so busy during the day. I'll let your dad drive over."
To be continued...