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Chapter 45 Late Night Anecdotes

Chapter 45 Late Night Anecdote

At night, two sneaky figures touched the Maple Leaf Squad's station at Moshar Farm. Just like in martial arts novels, some of the more erotic professions that only start to move when the night is quiet...

It was no one else, but she went to the party and came back late. When they returned to the team's station, everyone had already returned to their own small tents to rest. The two of them were embarrassed to disturb them, so they could only sneak in with their hands and feet.

Lan Shen whispered: "It seems that the battle today is very fierce. He fell asleep so early."

Xie Feng curled his lips and said angrily: "When is it now? It's still early? You've ruined our team's reputation tonight. "He is not as polite as before when he talks to Lan Shen."

This guy's performance tonight made Xie Feng look at him with admiration! The pretty good image he had established in Xie Feng's mind before collapsed.

I used to think he was a mature and steady person. I didn’t expect that when I was drunk tonight, my true colors were revealed!! The whole person is so indifferent!

This powerful man, after two taels of cat pee, actually started to talk dirty jokes about the two sad and crazy talkers. Moreover, his skills were not weak, and he fooled the sad and sad about the love almost became a disciple on the spot. Although he was stopped by everyone, he was still unsatisfied and planned to talk to the two of them at night to educate them. In the end, Xie Feng couldn't bear it anymore and forced him back.

I still don't want to finish this yet~~

‘Tsk, I finally found two like-minded brothers, but I didn’t let us have a good talk~’Lan Shen didn’t care.

‘Like aspirations? ~’Xie Feng was speechless...

‘I won’t be nonsense with you anymore, I will have a meeting tomorrow morning.’ After that, I opened my own curtain and walked in staggeringly.

‘Who is really nonsense?’ Xie Feng almost went crazy...

Xie Feng was not sleepy, so he sat down with his camping tent, thought about what had happened in the past few days, then took out a thick note from his backpack and started reading it.

The cover of this note contains several large characters like ghostly talismans. After studying carefully for a long time, you can read them with conjectures and guesses.

Just three words - Yamaguchi Mountain!

The notes record his experience of traveling through World of Warcraft in the past few years, as well as various background stories, heroic biography, and strange stories about the Azeroth world that were found on the forums of Du Niang and Nga.

Why write these?

These contents are almost a heavenly book for the game world he is in now!!

This note was written since he entered this game. This book records almost all the development history of the Azeroth world before the Battle of Ice Crown Fortress! Any event that has a little impact on the situation on the mainland, which has happened, is about to happen, and even has no shadow, can be found in this note.

The reason why Xie Feng wrote this note was because he was afraid that he would forget some things that were not very impressive in the long time in the future and deliberately recorded them. In his words:

‘Even a premonition of any small thing in advance may bring unparalleled rewards!’

If the content in this book is spread, I believe that the Crow Medivh would come over to find Xie Feng to become a disciple!!

But how could Xie Feng not beware of this? The prophet's ability is only possible. If it pops up again, it will become a abuser.

In order to prevent the content of the book from being lost, he racked his brains and came up with several painful ways.

1. The content is disordered and he is completely following his memories, writing whatever he thinks, without any clue.

2. A bunch of game terms that worked in previous lives. No one can understand them except him.

Third, he used his calligraphy that shocked the world and cried ghosts to write.

He was still worried, so he added a few more layers of insurance.

What text are used?

Half-duck traditional Chinese!!

What calligraphy are used?

The homemade Xie family cursive script!!

The most important thing is the pen he used - the brush!!

What's wrong with the brush?

The brush is not that bad, the problem is that he does not use ordinary wolf hairs, but a quill used in the Middle Ages in Europe!!

You can imagine that Xie Feng uses half-baked traditional Chinese, interspersed with a bunch of game-specific terms, holding a quill that he has never used before, and using the disorderly notes he wrote in the crazy cursive he invented. Who else can see it? Even Xie Feng read it himself, and he was guessing it all...

Just under the moonlight, I reviewed my masterpieces. Then I put together the notes and recalled them in my mind again. Is there anything I have forgotten and not written?

Just as Xie Feng was in deep thought, a huge cow face suddenly appeared in the tent next to him, which scared Xie Feng up.

After taking two steps back and instinctively putting on a defensive posture, Xie Feng came to his senses. This was not the evil ghost of hell, but the turtle man!!

After a closer look, judging from the hairstyle and braids of the sexy bag, this person is the newly added Xiaosa.

Opposite, Xiao Sa walked out and rubbed her eyes, and found Xie Feng who was posing next to her.

This guy jumped back instantly, protected his chest with both hands, and said to Xie Feng with a sharp voice:

‘You, what do you want to do? Are you planning to attack me at night?’

When Xie Feng heard this, he suddenly collapsed!!

In a rage, he didn't care about the late night and quarreled to rest, and cursed at Xiaosa:

‘I will attack you at night!!’

This howl suddenly cut through the quiet night, and the entire farm was clearly heard.

Suddenly, the camp was boiling.

‘tnnd, what a ghost is calling me when I don’t sleep in the middle of the night? I disturb my grandfather’s spring dream!!’

‘I’ll take your lungs!! Will you let people sleep??’

‘I¥!@#…’

‘Night attack? This fucking war song tribe~ Who dares to attack at night?’

‘Is it the alliance?? The alliance is here??’

When Xie Feng saw that it was not good, he turned around and ran into his tent quickly.

Before entering, my eyes turned and thought of a ghost idea. I saw Xiao Sa laughing at the evil one who had just woken up, and was a hammer of sanctions in his head!!

In an instant, Xiao Sa, who was confused, was knocked unconscious by Xie Feng.

After Xie Feng threw the hammer, he quickly flashed in and pulled up the curtain tightly.

After a while, a group of chaotic footsteps sounded outside.

‘Where??’

‘Where is that bastard?’

‘Listen to the sound’

Finally, a group of people found Xiao Sa who had just escaped from the dizziness.

‘Where is here!!’

‘That’s just howling in this slutty son!!’

‘I don’t think it’s a bull’s head when I listen to the sound?’

‘Who do you care? I’m so angry anyway! Damn it! It’s him!! Beat him!!’

***Xiao Sa: ‘Hey!! Hey! What are you doing?’

‘What are you doing? I want to relieve the fire!!’

‘ping!’

‘pong!’

‘Help!’

‘Bang!’

‘Flame red lips!!’

‘Kill for a thousand years!!’

'ah!'

‘Xie Feng!! Ouch~ I’m not finished with you!!’

About a minute later, the outside slowly calmed down.

Xie Feng, who was hiding in the tent, was still afraid that he would not be safe. He waited for a while and slowly poked his head out to see what was happening outside.

I saw a few people in the team pointing around a monster that was no longer human-shaped.

Xie Feng squinted his eyes and looked for a long time before he could barely recognize that it was Xiaosa.

The Hellboy obviously recognized it too. He took out a piece of healing candy from his pocket and stuffed it into Xiaosa's mouth. Then he picked up its tail, dragged him into his tent, then clapped his hands and said to everyone:

‘It’s okay! Take a shower and go to bed!’

Xie Feng retracted his head, covered the door tightly, then took a deep breath, and quickly wiped his head into the blanket...
Chapter completed!
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