Chapter 311 The Song of Loli, The Monkey King's Journey
. "You, you, are you, are you mistaken? I never seem to teach you this kind of knowledge. Damn, I learned to learn 'Big Ginseng' without a teacher." Hou Luo was speechless, even more helpless, just looked at the young man and sighed, "No wonder this guy has only been a king for 23 years in history. It turns out that he was kidnapped, alas!"
A young man looked at a little girl holding her right arm speechlessly, her eyes were like hungry wolves, staring at her prey intently. Uh, it was a bit exaggerated, but in fact it was even better. The little girl didn't think anything was wrong at all, but thought it was normal because they were boyfriend and girlfriend. Isn't it normal to be so "close"?
The man was naturally the Emperor Ying Zhong of Qin, and the little woman was naturally a magnolia. When compared with the two, it was a man and a loli. It must be a bad uncle who kidnapped the innocent little loli. If you think so, you are wrong, and it is a big mistake.
Ying Zhong was actually sleeping in the bedroom, and suddenly heard a squeak, just like the sound of a window or door being opened. When he got up and saw it, he was knocked out by something. Yes, the person who opened the door was Mulanhua. She knocked Ying Zhong's slap with a stick and tied him up.
All of this was caused by Hou Luo. Why? It was just because of his idea of immigrating that Mulanhua was so bold to say that the king gave him the ginseng. Well, now three people are floating across the ocean on a raft, and they are really happy.
"Uncle Monkey, don't be angry anymore. I'll sing the song of conquest for you." Mulanhua pouted her mouth, unable to say, and she was so cute that she sang in a clear throat.
Cat's ears, maid's clothes
Princess' ribbon, lace gorgeous
It's not surprising at all
Loli, Loli~
Otaku's heart is tightly tied to you
Pink, lake blue, tender yellow
No without a bow
Gott Loli is God
The princess loli is
Otakus are so cool, all of these are me!
Can sweep the floor with a broom
Can carry a sickle to attack
A violent maid drama
Always the longest
What is the significance of loli's existence
Purify dirty air
The morning light in the heart of otaku
Cute, cute ~
Kavai's trap, the Lolicons can't escape
Dazzling selling points, can't be specialized
Loli's identity is always a mystery
Another world, the far future, and there are strange planets
Oh ~ In short, the miracle of Loli
Never stop~~
The cute and coquettish volume makes people feel comfortable all over. The so-called Conquest Song was just a spoof made by Hou Luo, the strange man. Ying Zhong, who was beside him, couldn't understand the pronunciation of the characters, no wonder he couldn't understand it. Even if he knew the characters, he probably wouldn't understand the literal meaning. Anyway, only Hou Luo, the vulgar and shameless monster, understand the song.
This is so nonsense, but the other side is very serious. Looking at Huaguo Mountain, the Monkey King's life is so comfortable. After so many years, no matter how excited the Monkey King's interest is, it has been smoothed out and it is depressed all day. One day, between the monkeys and the monkeys' wedding banquet, he suddenly felt worried and felt troubled, and burst into tears without feeling sad.
The head of the Golden Monkey Tribe asked, "Why did the Monkey King cry? Could it be that he has any worries?"
"Although I was happy at this time of joy, I was not at all interested, and I still couldn't understand anything after thinking about it, so I was very worried." The Monkey King said, and his depression made all the creatures present feel unhappy.
"The king is so unsatisfied! We have a happy party every day. In this fairy mountain and blessed land, in the ancient cave divine continent, it is not under the jurisdiction of the Qilin, nor the phoenix, nor the restraint of the human king. It is a great blessing. What is the incomprehensible thing that can trouble you?" said the monkey on his back. This monkey is tall and mighty, and he is born extraordinary.
He said this, and other creatures were not clear about it, but the Monkey King understood it. Let’s see how strange the monkey was that the monkey was not aware of the strangeness of the monkey. He said with his own care, "Although today is not under the jurisdiction of the human king, and he is not afraid of the might of beasts. But in the future, he will be as old as your ancestors, and he will not be in the world. Once he is old and dies, he will not be in this world and will not be able to live forever? Therefore, he is troubled by this."
Those creatures didn't understand what the Monkey King said, just because they never came out of Huaguo Mountain in their entire lives. How could they know the things outside? It was just that the monkeys who came out of nowhere and could answer the Monkey King in a similar way. But these creatures didn't feel strange, but they just felt that they were one of them and were very kind.
Because the Monkey King was formed by Qin Xianglin's soul, he was struck by lightning in his innate birth, so he forgot many things. Over the years, the Monkey King gradually slowly emerged with a trace of memory of "Tao", and I didn't remember so much else.
"If the king is troubled by this matter, it is truly the so-called Taoist heart sprouting! Now among the sentient beings in the three realms, there are only three-level figures who do not control the King of Hell." The monkey and monkey still answered with the Monkey King, ignoring other creatures.
"Is the King of Hell! It turns out that it is the King of Hell. Do you know what third-class people do not care about the King of Hell?" asked the Monkey King, and the monkeys on his back without thinking, immediately replied, "It is the Buddha, the gods and demons who jump out of the cycle of reincarnation, never born or destroyed, and live with the heaven, earth, mountains and rivers. I also know that these three are all in the world, in the ancient cave fairy mountain. If the king wants to find these three, he may have to come out of the mountain."
"I will build a raft today and come out tomorrow. I will travel to the ends of the world and travel far away to the sky and earth outside the Flower and Fruit Mountain. I will definitely visit these three, learn the immortality and teach you to wait for immortality when I come back." The Monkey King was filled with joy when he heard this, clapped his hands and shouted, and all the living beings were happy.
These creatures in Huaguo Mountain have seen life and death, and do not want to die, so immortality is their greatest dream. Although they cannot understand many words from the Monkey King and the monkeys, they still have a little bit of the meaning, that is immortality, and there is no need to be afraid of death. For this reason, they all pick fruits, use food for the Monkey King on long-distance trips, and also help the Monkey King build such rafts.
Let’s see if the Tongbing Ape Monkey and the Monkey King answered, they didn’t know where to go. If someone who achieved the immortal path here is here, they would definitely recognize who changed the Tongbing Ape Monkey. The Monkey King felt that the bloodline was connected to the Tongbing Ape Monkey, so it was certainly one of the four monkeys in the world. It was the Tongbing Ape Monkey Yuan Hong who changed. The Monkey King had enlightened the Taoist heart, and someone might come to solve his doubts, so he sent Yuan Hong to point out the way for him, recognize his shortcomings, and then embarked on the fate of those who prospered Buddhism.
Tonight, the monkeys set up a farewell banquet. The monkey king sat on the side, each lined up below according to his shoulders, and took turns to serve wine, flowers and fruits, and drank for a day. The next day, the monkey king got up early, boarded the raft on the shore alone, raised the pole, and called out loud, "Little ones, I'll go."
The Monkey King picked up the vine whip and tried his best to support it with a pole. It floated and flowed in the waves of the sea. No one knew where to go. That day, millions of Buddhas secretly met each other, and the demon lords of the four seas sent troops under the water to open the way. Such smooth water was the kingly way.
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am: Brother Monkey is on the way, and the Buddha demon leads the way, and he will die if he blocks it. [Give me a vote.]
Chapter completed!