[14] Thunderbolt invincible fairy drunk
Gu Yu slowly stood up from the ground and twisted his painful body hard, as if all the joints on his body were dislocated. He slowly raised his head like a chicken coop, and his handsome face was covered with dust. He saw his eyes slightly closed, and two red blood under his nostrils looked a little dazzling in the burning sun. It was obvious that his nose was severely damaged by the impact just now, and his mouth was twitching slightly, unable to hide the anger in his heart.
"Who stepped on me..." A cold voice squeezed out from Gu Yu's throat, desolate and anger filled the entire corridor entrance!
Everyone couldn't help but feel a chill in their hearts. Under such a bright sun, their backs couldn't help but feel numb!
"I, I didn't step on..."
"I don't know, I didn't step on it..."
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Everyone was shocked by the momentum emitted by Gu Yu.
"Damn it, am I suppressed by ghosts? These footprints on my body are left by ghosts?" Seeing that everyone wanted to escape responsibility, Gu Yu couldn't help but be furious, pointing at the clearly visible footprints on his body and roaring loudly!
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"Damn, why don't you talk anymore? Do you have the courage to step on me, don't you admit it?" Seeing everyone lowering their heads and not talking, Gu Yu's anger even worsened!
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"Damn it, don't think you don't talk. This matter is over. Fortunately, I was not trampled to death by you, otherwise I, hum..." Gu Yu gasped. Seeing these timid guys, Gu Yu couldn't help but feel a little arrogant.
"Oh, little brat, are you okay? Hehe, as long as it's okay, as long as it's okay, stop scolding, let's go, the old man has a lot to say to you..." At this time, the old drunkard came out from somewhere, pulled Gu Yu, who was cursing, and walked outside!
"Senior, why are you pulling me? I want to reason with them. I want them to pay for my medical expenses. Hey, don't let me do it..." Gu Yu couldn't help but complain loudly when he was pulled out from the wind by the old alcoholic!
The old drunkard pulled Gu Yu out of the community and let go of his arm: "Boy, why are you asking them for medical expenses? You are not injured!"
Gu Yu touched the blood from his nostrils and reached the old alcoholic: "Senior, this is not considered a wound, it's all bleeding. Also, the bones in my body are as if they were falling apart. Now it's so uncomfortable. I'm being stepped on by so many people. I guess I must have a concussion, the bones on my body may also be damaged, and the internal organs may also have bleeding heavily, and maybe there are some other symptoms. No, I have to go to them and then go to the hospital for examination..."
The old drunkard smiled and looked at Gu Yu shaking around in front of him. He drank the wine on his own. When Gu Yu finished speaking, he said slowly: "Boy, why do you say so much? You just want to pay for medical expenses! Such a small amount of medical expenses also make you so angry. It's not good or bad, and it's not worth the loss. It's better to use the time of being angry to practice qi!"
Gu Yu gave the old drunkard a blank look and said, "It seems that we have no common pursuit!"
The old alcoholic laughed and handed the wine gourd in his hand to Gu Yu: "Stupid brat, drink a little wine and calm down, we are discussing!"
Gu Yu pursed his lips helplessly. He had just seen an old drunkard showing such skills. He was somewhat fascinated and believed some of the old drunkards!
He saw the old alcoholic handing over the wine gourd, and he casually reached out to pick up the wine gourd: "Drink it, I'm afraid of you!"
A hint of undetectable smile passed by the old drunkard's mouth, and the smile was filled with jokes!
The old drunkard relaxed his right hand and the wine gourd slid from his hand. Gu Yu hurriedly reached out to take it, but he felt the hand sinking. Gu Yu couldn't help but be shocked. He quickly lifted his arms and slowly stopped the trend of the wine gourd falling!
"This, this..." Gu Yu couldn't help feeling the weight of the wine gourd wrapped around his arms, and was so surprised that he couldn't speak. The small wine gourd seemed to weigh thirty or fifty pounds!
"What this is this? Don't underestimate him. He is not only my drinking house, but also my magic weapon!" The old drunkard looked at Gu Yu with a smile and raised his chin and said!
"This is too heavy, senior, why are you so relaxed and comfortable!" Gu Yu asked gritted his teeth, holding something weighing dozens of kilograms!
"That's right. Since it's my magic weapon, I naturally have to do whatever I want. Otherwise, how can I defend against the enemy? This immortal gourd is called Qiankun, which contains the yin and yang energy, so you will naturally feel quite heavy!"
"Senior...why would I give it back to you. This gourd is too heavy!" Gu Yu said to the old drunkard as if he was begging!
"No, no, I said I would invite you to drink. My old man said that he would do it. Such a good wine has been given out. If you don't drink it, you will look down on me!" The old alcoholic said with great righteousness, but he felt a little happy in his heart. Looking at Gu Yu's defeated look, he seemed to feel extremely happy!
Gu Yu looked at the old drunkard in embarrassment and saw that the old drunkard looked at him with anticipation. If he didn't drink it, he would naturally offend this mysterious and powerful person, but how should he drink it? It would be difficult to pick up such a heavy gourd, let alone pouring the wine into his mouth. How difficult it is!
But how could Gu Yu, who was born with a stubborn look timid in such a small matter? He took a deep breath, then took a sudden breath, his waist sank, his arms tightened, he picked up the wine gourd and sent it to his mouth!
Gu Yu's cheeks were red, and his forehead was sweating like rain! Seeing that the wine gourd was about to reach his mouth, but his arms were sore, and the air held in his chest seemed to explode. But Gu Yu still did not give up and sent the wine gourd to his mouth with force, but the closer he got to his mouth, the heavier he felt, and later he couldn't lift it up at all!
Gu Yu, who was already exhausted, sighed in his heart: It seems that he is going to offend this senior today. I really have no strength. The wine gourd is too heavy. I can't even give it to him. Alas, it's a pity...
Just when Gu Yu wanted to put down the wine gourd that looked like lead stone, he suddenly felt that the wine gourd in his hand lightened and it became a little weight.
Although he was surprised and suspicious, he still brought the wine gourd to his mouth and drank it suddenly.
"Tsk tsk...ha..."
Even Gu Yu, who didn't know how to taste wine, was like drinking fairy dew and nectar, savoring the gentle and lingering fragrance of wine in his mouth. When the fragrance of wine faded, he sighed comfortably, "Good wine, it's really good wine!" He couldn't wait to raise the gourd to drink, and suddenly a white light flashed, and the wine gourd disappeared from Gu Yu's hand!
"Boy, I said I only gave you a drink. How could you be so cruel and want to finish it!" The old alcoholic hugged the wine gourd tightly in his arms, closed his right eye and left eye nervously through the mouth of the gourd, looking inside, for fear that Gu Yu would finish it with him in one sip!
The wine gourd suddenly disappeared from his hands. Gu Yu was slightly stunned and saw the old alcoholic looking like this. He couldn't help but think: What a stingy man. He said he would drink it for me. It took me two to take a sip and I couldn't bear it! Humph... But this wine is really delicious!
"Boy, this wine is delicious!" said the old drunkard without raising his head!
Gu Yu's thoughts were revealed by the old drunkard, and he was extremely surprised: Could it be that he has the ability to read the mind?
Although he thought so, he smiled and said, "Senior, this wine is really delicious. What kind of wine is this?"
The old drunkard smiled even deeper: "This wine is called heart-warming, and the thunderous immortal is drunk!"
Gu Yu's face sank: "Senior, you are fooling me, how can you have such a long name!"
The old drunkard took a sip on his own, smashed the mouth and said slowly: "The name of this wine is indeed Xianrenzui. It is fragrant and soft, and has endless aftertaste. As for why I call it "The Invincible Immortal Zui" by mellow and sensation, you can feel it immediately! Hehe..." As he said that, he actually showed an evil expression of having a good show on his face!
Gu Yu was stunned for a moment, looking at the old alcoholic in confusion, but after a while, he suddenly felt a heat rising from his lower abdomen, and then the heat began to rise, passing through the lower dantian, the middle dantian, and finally reaching the upper dantian, gathering in Baihui acupoint. Finally, it flowed from the top of his head to Gu Yu's whole body like a gurgling stream. Gu Yu felt as if he was soaked in warm hot water. He couldn't help but close his eyes and feel the warmth, and he couldn't help but let out a filthy moan!
The old drunkard raised his mouth slightly and sat cross-legged on the ground, as if waiting for the good show to happen!
At this time, Gu Yu was completely immersed in the warmth and could not extricate himself. The heat on his body kept wandering all over Gu Yu's body. Every time he walked through acupuncture point, Gu Yu's whole body trembled slightly, as if he was touched by someone in a sensitive area!
But gradually, Gu Yu felt something was wrong. After swimming around the whole body for two rounds, it suddenly became hot, and finally it seemed like boiling boiling water flowed on Gu Yu's body!
Gu Yu could no longer stand the destruction of the heat, and his whole body jumped up on the spot as if he was sucking: "Old senior, it's on fire, my body is about to be on fire, it's so hot..."
But the old drunkard ignored what he said at all, just as if he was interested, as if he was watching a juggling. He watched him jump up and down like a monkey, and from time to time he called "Okay" to Gu Yu who was jumping wildly!
Gu Yu didn't know how long he had been jumping, but he felt that the hot heat slowly cooled down and gathered in Baihui acupoint. In the end, he ran straight down from the top of his head like a basin of ice water, which made Gu Yu shudder, and there was a clear and clear mind!
“Huh…comfortable…”
After the heat completely disappeared, Gu Yu fell to the old drunkard in sweat: "Old senior, I..."
The old drunkard waved his hand and smiled, "I felt very happy at first, but I felt very hot at the end, right?"
"It's not hot, it's very hot, my whole body is like boiled in boiling water! I feel so uncomfortable..."
"What about now?"
Gu Yu touched his body and suddenly felt something different from before: "It feels very comfortable, it has never been comfortable before, and finally I was enlightened, but ****! Why do I feel these feelings for me at the old age?"
The old drunkard shook the wine gourd in his hand and smiled: "Isn't this the only one!"
Chapter completed!