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Chapter 131 This bitch is not human

The children were all together, with three tables and more than twenty.

"I'll beat the drum!" The princess of Gaoyang County volunteered to stand up.

When Li Yunrui saw this attitude, he knew that this was coming for him.

Sitting in front of the drum, the princess of Gaoyang County turned her back to the children and shouted, "Is the first table ready? I'm going to start!"

"Okay, okay!" the child on the table shouted excitedly.

The rapid drum beat sounded, and the excited child began to wear flower balls, one after another, one after another. Li Yunrui turned around and stared at Wei Shi's movements. Suddenly, he found that the palace maid directly opposite Wei Shi had made a beheading action, and Wei Shi stopped the drumstick.

Li Yunrui looked sideways and saw that the flower ball fell into the five-year-old Zhu Zhanji's hands.

Zhu Zhanji was holding the flower ball, a little confused. Why did he stop in his hand? He was the youngest at this table...

It's sinister! Li Yunrui cursed in his heart. Wei chose to turn her back to the child, just to make everyone feel that she is fair, but she arranged for her eyeliner to help her. The drumsticks stopped in front of Zhu Zhanji, because she wanted Zhu Zhanji to make her ugly. What kind of program can a five-year-old child perform? Is it a poem to write a poem or a song or a song?

When Zhu Zhanji was in a daze, he suddenly heard a cough. He looked in the sound. It was Li Yunrui, with his hands on his chest and his two fingers on his arms moving around. He was laughing at him, and there was an encouraging look in Li Yunrui's eyes.

Taking a deep breath, Zhu Zhanji jumped off his seat, walked to Zhu Yunwei, gave a gift first, and said in a tender tone, "My aunt, my nephew is young and can't recite poems and write a pair. I'll give you a riddle for you to guess, how about it?"

Zhu Yunwei couldn't make things difficult for a child. She touched Zhu Zhanji's smiling face and said, "Oh, can we Zhanji still have riddles? Tell me something to my aunt quickly and let me guess."

"Grandma Huang, I can't say this riddle, I have to write it!" Zhu Zhanji said with a smile.

Soon, the pen, ink, paper and inkstone were brought up!

Zhu Zhanji calmed down and picked up the pen, wrote two words "?two" on the paper, then put down the pen and said, "These two words are a idiom!"

The palace maid picked up the words written by Zhu Zhanji and showed them to all the guests.

Everyone was confused when they saw "?2". What does it mean? Why did it become an idiom?

Just as the egg tart was roasting, Li Yunrui was bored and gave Zhu Zhanji a brain teaser. This was one of them. Li Yunrui just coughed and made a second hand to help Zhu Zhanji get rid of the situation.

The "?2" joke is available in Mount Tai and West Lake, but they are all done by people in the Qing Dynasty, Emperor Qianlong and the talented Liu Tinggui. Now it is the Ming Dynasty, and the ancestors of these people are still in the corner!

"Is this a riddle? Xiao Zhanji." Princess Anqing expressed her questions after looking at it.

"Yes, auntie!" Zhu Zhanji nodded.

"Can you tell the emperor what it is?" Princess Anqing said she didn't believe it.

Zhu Zhanji walked to Princess Anqing, tiptoed, lay down to her ear, and whispered the answer!

"Good! What a boundless romance! Zhanji's great talent!" After hearing Zhu Zhanji's answer, Princess Anqing couldn't help but exclaim.

When everyone heard this, the answer was that the Fengyue is boundless, and then looked at the two words, but it was no, adding the Fengyue is the two words, it was wonderful! This emperor's grandson was extremely intelligent!

When Wei saw Zhu Zhanji appearing in the limelight, he felt unhappy, but his face could not be expressed. He just smiled and watched Zhu Zhanji return to his seat. Wei took a deep breath, adjusted the procedure, and said, "I see that the second table is all older children. Why not increase the difficulty of this table? Whoever wins will write a poem. If he can't do it, he will be fined three glasses of wine. How about it?"

Anyway, it was a game, and there was not much wine for a lot of time, so everyone nodded.

The drumsticks rang again, and the flower ball was delivered to Li Yunrui's table. Because the difficulty increased, the children were afraid that they would be selected, so they quickly threw the flower balls out.

Li Yunrui naturally knew that this was coming to him, and he didn't care. Isn't it just writing poetry? Haha, a piece of cake.

After a circle passed, Wei did not stop. In the second circle, the flower ball came to Li Yunrui. The palace maid was beheaded and the drumstick stopped.

"Continue! Why did you stop?" Li Yunrui held the flower ball and pretended to be ready to throw it out.

"Oh, Yun Rui got it? That's a good relationship. A few days ago, your father's song "Linjiangxian" became popular in Nanjing and shocked the literary world of Jiangnan. The so-called tiger father has no dog son, your literary talent must be very good. Hurry up and show his skills to the eldest princess. When the eldest princess is happy, maybe marry Jinyu to you as soon as possible!" Wei turned around and said with a smile.

"Uh, can you sing a song?" Li Yunrui stood up with a hydrangea and pretended to be embarrassed.

"I agreed to write poetry, but I can't do it, so I'll drink!" Of course, Wei would not let Li Yunrui succeed.

"But, I can't do it without inspiration for writing poetry!" Li Yunrui began to scratch his ears and face full of sorrow.

"Come on, bring the wine. If Yun Rui can't write poetry, just put the wine down!" Wei pretended to be angry, his tone as if he was joking.

Three glasses of wine were quickly brought to Li Yunrui.

Li Yunrui still looked embarrassed.

"Yun Rui, I am the referee today. If you can't do it, I will grab your ear and pour the wine down!" Wei stood up with a smile and said.

"No, no, I have it, I have it." Li Yunrui pretended to be scared and began to run towards Zhu Yunwei.

"What are you running away? If you have it, say it quickly." Wei stood there, waiting to see Li Yunrui's joke.

Li Yunrui stopped, stood in front of Zhu Yunwei, took a breath, pointed at Wei and said, "This woman..."

Everyone was stunned when they saw it. Li Yunrui was preparing to scold Wei. Is he crazy?

Li Yunrui slowly moved his finger to Zhu Yunwei and continued, "This girl is not a human!"

As soon as these words were said, several pairs of chopsticks fell. Li Yunrui actually called the eldest princess a human being? The eldest princess is his mother-in-law! Is he stupid or a sturdy person?

A group of people looked at me, and I looked at you, thinking about how to persuade the birthday boy to calm his anger after a while.

When Zhu Yunwei saw Li Yunrui pointing at him and scolding, her face changed instantly.

"Yun..." Princess Anqing also looked unhappy and was about to speak to stop Li Yunrui.

"The Nine Heavens Fairy descended to the mortal world." Li Yunrui continued.

As soon as these words were spoken, everyone was shocked, and some even slapped applause.

A fairy is not a human being? The first sentence is nothing wrong!

This sentence is simply a stroke of genius. A word of insulting people turns into a praising person. This style change is a bit quicker and dazzling.

At this time, Zhu Yunwei also had a smile on her face, and Princess Anqing's heart was relieved.

"The children born are all thieves!" Li Yunrui rubbed his nose, dodged away from Zhu Yunwei, and walked straight to the food box he brought.

The first sentence is to curse, the second sentence is to praise, and the third sentence is to curse again. Everyone guessed it. Li Yunrui held his ultimate move, so he held it, wanting to see what Li Yunrui's last sentence was?

Li Yunrui carefully carried the two-foot-high food box, slowly walked between Zhu Yunwei and Princess Anqing, and put it down.

"Stolen peaches to offer to my mother!" With this sentence, Li Yunrui opened the food box.
Chapter completed!
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