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Udon's "Brothers" has been sung.

Everyone clapped with red eyes, and the applause was like thunder.

Even Su Qin had to admit: Udon today was really like a chicken blood injection, it was so crazy. It was completely extraordinary!

Even Zhou Yu, who had been full of confidence before, was a little lacking: "Master, it seems that we can't compare to Udon! But it's nothing. If you can't compare, you can't compare to it. Didn't you just promise him to pursue me? That is, you'll be upset for a few days!"

The person next to him clapped and advised, "Zhou Yu, udon is actually not bad, why not... consider it..."

"Yes, Xiao Zhou, let's not talk about anything else, you see that Udon is fighting for you... I'm all moved!"

"That's right, Xiao Zhou, when looking for a man, the key is to look at his character. Udon is good, and the most important thing is that he is good to you. For you, he is willing to do anything, right?"

"Yes, I dare even Su Qin to challenge you. If it were me, I wouldn't have the courage!"

Everyone chattered and kept talking. Zhou Yu couldn't stand it, so he hurriedly pulled Su Qin: "Master, let's go, it's time for us to go on stage!"

The two left the backstage and came to the stage.

Su Qin turned his head and looked at Zhou Yu with a slightly abnormal expression, and asked with a smile: "Why, are you a little nervous?"

"No." Zhou Yu shook his head, "I just feel a little regretful. I can't get first place today!"

"Do you think we can't get the first place?" Su Qin asked back.

Zhou Yu smiled bitterly: "Master, you don't need to comfort me. Udon performed so well tonight. And you see, the soldiers on the scene were all sang and cried by him. How could we compare with him? Actually, I have nothing to do, but it just made Master unable to win the first place. If I knew this would happen, I would not agree to bet with Udon. In that case, he would not perform very well, alas-"

Su Qin patted Zhou Yu: "Zhou Yu!"

Hum? Zhou Yu was stunned and looked up at Su Qin.

"Zhou Yu, do you believe in your master?"

"Believe that the person I trust most in this world is first my parents, and then you, Master!" Zhou Yu answered seriously.

"That's good." Su Qin smiled and said seriously: "Zhou Yu, then listen carefully now. We must win the first place in this performance!"

Must win first place?

Zhou Yu was stunned.

"Yes! Su Qin emphasized: "Because only when we have the belief that we must first be the first, can we show our best state, and only when we do our best can we perform our program to the best! We are art soldiers, and performances are our war!"

Zhou Yu stared at Su Qin blankly for three seconds. After that, she nodded heavily: "Master, I understand! We must win first!"

Su Qin smiled, nodded with satisfaction, and added: "And, we will definitely win the first place."

"We will definitely win the first place?" Zhou Yu was stunned.

Su Qin nodded: "I know you don't like udon, so... believe me, I will definitely not make you embarrassed!"

"Really...really?" Zhou Yu's eyes lit up.

"When did Master deceive you?" Su Qin said with a smile.

After a moment, Udon's voice came down from the stage: "Next, let's invite the last pair of guests to perform tonight. They are our favorite young master Qin - and our most beautiful Zhou Yu -"

"Let's go!" Su Qin glanced at Zhou Yu.

"Um!"

Su Qin and Zhou Yu walked onto the stage side by side.

The two of them walked to the center of the stage and stood there.

The soldiers below stood up together, cheered and stopped for more than a minute.

"Zhou Yu, everyone seems to be very excited to see you!" Su Qin kicked off the opening remark.

"They are not excited, they are making noises!" Zhou Yu replied.

"Making a fuss? What does it mean?" Su Qin pretended to be puzzled.

"It's that...that..." Zhou Yu opened his mouth several times, but said nothing, and finally sighed: "Oh, you don't understand my sister's worries!"

As soon as you didn't understand this sentence, the soldiers on the scene burst into laughter.

Call yourself a sister in front of Su Qin?

It's funny to think about it.

Su Qin then continued, "Actually, I can understand you."

"Can you understand me?"

"Yes, everyone has their own suffering. Let's talk about it. I've been suffering these days."

"You are also worried?"

"Yes, but this matter is a long story." Su Qin sat cross-legged on the table as he said.

"You wait a little longer, and you go down first and talk about how it is."

"I'm used to going to the kang at home."

"This guy can't speak while standing."

"It's not going to be a child, and it's not easy to live in this life."

"Why is it so difficult?"

"No one believes it."

"Tell me something."

"You know? The coughing ring has fallen out, and the needle is sneezing."

"They are not next to each other."

"Take a cart at a distance from the ridge to the side, and eat sugar cakes to burn the back of your head."

"How come you are so hot?"

"I've brought the sugar cake and ate it. This tear, the sugar is gone, and I licked it, and it's a slam---."

"Hey, you're not slandering things, why are you licking it?"

"Actually, I have been determined to serve the motherland since I was a child and be a person who is beneficial to the people."

......

The crosstalk that Su Qin and Zhou Yu talked about is the most famous one of Guo Degang on Earth: "My Life"

Udon's crosstalk is very good, and the subject matter is very funny, but in terms of skills, he still has to be a little worse than Guo Degang.

When Su Qin took the classics in this crosstalk:

"It's cold, I sent you a coat. The post office said it was too heavy, so I hugged the button down and put it in my pocket.

I want to commit suicide and plan to jump off the building. I have researched this. The second floor is different from the 20th floor. The second floor is "pa", "ah", and the 20th floor is "ah~~~~" "pa".

If you have difficulties, you should help, and if you don’t have difficulties, you should help you.

This week it rained 2 times, one for 3 days and one for 4 days.

My friend said he helped me print counterfeit coins, and I gave him 50~~ He gave me 1 yuan counterfeit coins, and I suspected he lied to me."

When Su Qin talked about these classic jokes, hahaha, the soldiers in the audience were so scared that they rolled to the ground and couldn't even sit steadily.

If the superiors saw him, they would be furious, because when Su Qin talked about the crosstalk, the soldiers immediately sat down without a seat or a standing posture. Even the sentry guards standing guard at the department door did not stop covering their mouths with their hands to prevent themselves from laughing out loud.

There is a highway outside the border defense company, which is not large and does not have much traffic, but it is the only passage from the nearby empire to the Federation.

So, occasionally, the vehicles passing through this road heard Su Qin's voice from the big speakers.

Many people parked their cars on the side of the road, and everyone dared not come over or approached the border defense company, but they were all nearby, and they pricked up their ears and listened to crosstalk.

A big fat man got out of the car, stood in front of the car and listened to a few words. In an instant, he smiled so hard that he leaned back and forth, and kept hitting the hood with his fist as big as a bowl.

After smashing for seventy or eighty times, the sound of the motor that kept ringing suddenly stopped.

He smashed the diesel engine, which was already close to its scrapping period!

"My God - the price of this crosstalk is too high. There is no need to stay in the village and the store behind the village. If the car breaks down, how can I go back!"
Chapter completed!