This is a story about the Lord God a long time ago. The Lord God realized the importance of collecting artifacts a thousand years ago before Xia Zeyu was born, but he was like him at this time, but he could only wake up once every five hundred years, and each time he woke up, he could only exist in the world for thirty years.

At that time, Ragnarok caused the fall of a large number of gods, but some of them were lucky enough to preserve them. It is said that if you collect seven gods, you can summon the dragon... It's nonsense. As for what it is, only the main god knows.

Although the main god was once a god, he had no choice but to turn everything into clouds after dusk. Even if he wanted to collect magical artifacts, it was not that easy for him to collect magical artifacts. The world of squares is so big, he could not open one square at a time, right?

At this time, it was necessary for him to organize a group that was willing to find a magical weapon for him. This group was the predecessor of the later Twelve Divine Envoys, and was called... Twelve Fallen Angels at that time?

At that time, the main god was worried about collecting the artifacts as soon as possible. The collection of information made him lose weight day and night, and his lower body was not very empty... and his temper was worsened.

On this day, a large-scale robbery battle was happening. There were artillery fire outside. Two fallen angels hurried back to the underground headquarters. The fallen angels who were guarding the door confirmed that it was their own people and opened the door and let it go.

"Report id." The fallen angel who opened the door asked.

“gcycucyc…”

After listening to a few words, Carmen and Reit didn't want to listen anymore. They closed the door and walked towards the Lord's office with a loud bang.

Several fallen angels who had just returned from the front line were gathering in the lobby outside the office. Carmen grabbed a tall master with a high nose and bridge and a high line and asked, "How is the front line fighting?"

The master hesitated and said, "It's very miserable."

Reit was displeased when he heard this, "What should I do? The Lord God said that he would treat us to turkey after the fight!"

The master wanted to say something, but at this time, the flat eggs with flat faces and mouths came over, and just glanced at them and made the master retreat helplessly. Seeing that he had walked away, the monk pulled the two of them to the corner.

"The battle is very tragic but we have already played an advantage."

"I don't think it's like it. The brothers over there are almost dying. Can you win this battle? The main god finally agreed to treat us to eat meat, and we can't miss this opportunity. You must know that this opportunity is not just coming." Carmen Rory said a lot, and the flat egg interrupted him unbearably.

"In thirty minutes we will push the opposite high ground, so don't worry."

"But the turret opposite is too annoying. I'm afraid you will be exhausted soon."

"This is not something you care about, we will definitely win!" After that, he turned around and left to prepare for the next team battle.

Rett twitched his eyelids and cursed: "You old pussy looks at you!"

Thirty minutes later, the battle analyst in the combat conference room was standing beside the Lord God and pointing to the map to analyze the current situation.

"At present, we have cleaned all the enemy soldiers in the trenches, and the remaining dozens of elite units are still guarding the high ground and not leaving the tower." After the analyst said that, he struck his finger to another point of the map and continued.

"In addition, the enemy has brought out the ultimate weapon - the Redstone Fortress named 'Jupiter'. Because it and the last defensive tower, we have been unable to attack for a long time. Their firepower is enough to burn ten men."

The Lord God looked at the map and drew it with his handwriting, "It's okay, please call Shit Egg over and install a red stone cannon for us. His 'shit Egg' is not covered. After the Red Stone cannon is installed, you will rush forward and force the other side, and we will win."

The master who was outside the door was stunned and looked left with high eyes at Guangdan. Guangdan looked at the analyst again. A little cold sweat appeared on the analyst's forehead, but he still pretended to be calm and said, "Master God, Shit Dan..." He didn't dare to say anything, so he let Guangdan take a look.

The bastard who took over the baton could only respond: "Shidan repaired the tower at the beginning of the battle and had cramps in his hands, and was shot into the vital point by a local archer. He is still in the infirmary."

When the Lord God heard this, he stood still for two seconds, and then his whole body began to tremble. He raised his right hand tremblingly and then took off his trembling glasses tremblingly.

"All those who do not participate in the war, have never eaten military rations, and are seriously injured, will go out and turn right." When the Lord God said this, people can't hear any emotion.

Those who met the conditions hurried out, and in the end, only the masters, the bald and the analysts were left in the conference room. The three of them looked at each other and saw the coming storm from each other.

When the last unrelated person walked out of the conference room, the Lord raised his head and glanced at the three people who were still there. His expression changed and he shouted angrily:

"I'm very sad and angry now! I want to spray feces with grief and anger!"

"This week, I told a few friends that I would win this game and have Billy with them and then they would give me another artifact."

When the people outside heard this, they were shocked, and Reit even shed tears in disgrace.

"As a result, they are more fuel-efficient than thieves! I was hit by the opponent so much! That useless red stone master only knows how to masturbate and watch A-movies every day. You made so many tricks to me and let me see Franklin after get off work?!"

"The Lord God now can only temporarily return to prevent the real destruction..." The master said shockingly because of his nervousness, but was still interrupted by the Lord God-

"You dead cub! Franklin! The slag that hinders us!"

"Master God, it is our mission to ensure that we will not be destroyed..."

"I would rather watch Banana Lord for ten hours than retreat, and eat all the feces!" The Lord God suddenly threw the pen on the map and shouted:

"I'm so angry!" The Lord God took two steps and continued.

"I had a negotiation with those guys seven days ago and asked for it, but now I'm just hilarious. Damn why don't we go to get Billy!"

"How do we collect magical artifacts in this tm? This is forcing us to tear the contract and stuff it into their mouths!" The Lord God slapped the table and roared, "It's like Han Dagou hit an egg! I wish I could go directly to his house and cut him and feed him to Stalin!"

Speaking of this, the main spirit finally went down a little. He slowly sat back on the chair and said in a very helpless tone: "Is it easy for me to say that I am? I came to Hebei Province. I came here to find the magical artifact hidden in the Heavenly Dynasty. The Heavenly Dynasty is so great!"

Yuan took a breath and said, "I'm against him..."

When the three words heard, the three of them looked at each other and saw unknown water stains on the other person's lower body.

The main god cursed again: "I have never seen such a shameless Red Stone Cannon and I don't fuck your dad! I should let him eat feces with such a ghost turret!"

"Okay, I will fuck him, because I will press him on the wooden board! Seventy thousand sister-in-law and wife come together to bip him one by one!"

Leth outside was already crying, and Carmen quickly comforted: "It's okay, the Lord God won't let you go."

After scolding this, the Lord's spirit's aura had almost disappeared. He lowered his head with a calm voice as much as possible and said, "I originally wanted to win this game fairly, but it was too much to set up Jupiter on the other side. I won't follow the rules."

When the master heard this, he didn't know where to put his hands. He put his hand on his chest and touched the fallen angel badge on his chest.

The others also took a look and didn't know what to say.

“There is no need to feel guilty.”

The master was even more panicked. He pulled the collar, as if he wanted to dissipate the heat.

The main god raised his head: "I just want to open the big hero to fuck Jupiter opposite and then demolish their base camp. If possible, I will demolish the bird people's homes entrusted to us to practice Chinese Kung Fu."

After saying that, he lowered his head and said, "You all go out."

The three of them left the conference room tremblingly and rushed to the laundry room to change their pants.

Then the Lord God also came out. Everyone heard what the Lord God was going to do next, and they gave up a way. "When we reached the end, Carmen caught up and said, "Take me with me." Carmen and Retre were both his secretary, and there was no reason not to accompany him.

The Lord God was stunned and agreed.

Seeing Carmen take action, Reit gritted his teeth and followed.

Seeing them like this, everyone was ashamed to the point of being embarrassed.

This extra [End]

I have really been poisoned by Yuan recently, so I wrote this article and suggested that you also go and see Yuan’s spoof—

(Okay, I actually got a cold recently and couldn't write the main article, so I got the extra. I hope readers will forgive me. I really didn't deliberately delay the plot.)
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