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Chapter 3 First Video(1/2)

When Cheng Yi woke up the next morning, he washed himself briefly, then stood in front of the mirror and carefully looked at his current appearance.

With a net height of 175cm, I can barely reach 180cm if I wear an undershirt to increase my height, plus the height of my hair.

The figure is neither fat nor thin, but without abdominal muscles, he looks like an ordinary male college student.

But the only two advantages are that his face is angular and looks more bony, his jawline is clear, his neck looks long, and he is visually tall.

Another advantage is that his eyes are bright and expressive. When he purses his lips, opens his eyes wide, and looks at the other person sincerely, he can show an innocent and innocent look.

When he smiled, his eyes revealed a melting warmth.

"He's a seven-point boy, I guess."

Cheng Yi gave a thumbs up and gave himself an objective evaluation.

"Be sure to maintain your current figure!"

In his previous life, a few years after graduation, he seemed to have had a genetic mutation and gained weight like crazy, with a bigger belly and bigger breasts.

Sometimes he touches his chest and laughs while crying.

"exercise!"

"Let's work out our abdominal muscles first."

After Cheng Yi finished cleaning up, he went to the playground to exercise first, running one kilometer and doing abdominal crunches for ten minutes.

"Young bodies are really great!"

After completing a whole set of exercises, I was not tired at all.

After the exercise, Cheng Yi went to the eighth district cafeteria to have breakfast. When he came out of the cafeteria, it was already half past six.

Today there was only morning self-study and classes in the first and second periods in the morning. After class, Cheng Yi rushed to the Internet cafe.

He plans to cut out this evil beast that is being blown by the spring breeze of reform today.

The reason why this ghost creature Cheng Yi can remember both his lyrics and music is because he made five editions of "The King of Poems" in his previous life.

The good cadre of the party is Trump version, the cannons are firing and blasting his mother Li Yunlong version, the spring breeze of reform blows Goose City and the bullets fly version, a bald blue cat emerges from the crowd, the spring breeze of reform blows the lily of the valley, the hot-blooded college version.

Although the playback volume is not very good, he did not expect that it would come in handy after his rebirth. Otherwise, even if he remembered the lyrics, he would not be able to remember the arrangement.

After arriving at the Internet cafe, Cheng Yi opened a top-of-the-line computer and started working on his business.

Because at this time, Mad Monkey PME's "Flower Girl Wants to Suck Wangzi's Milk" had not yet appeared, so Cheng Yi could only arrange the music and make the BGM by himself.

Fortunately, this ghost has been engraved into the DNA, and it only took one day for Cheng Yi to get this ghost's liver out.

"call!"

Cheng Yi took a bite of the cold instant noodles. Although he was a little exhausted, he was very satisfied mentally.

"The next thing is to consider uploading."

Cheng Yi wants to register a new Xiaobo account. Although he is currently using one, because he has been quarreling with others for many years, sometimes it is inevitable to express a lot of rubbish emotions in order to refute the other party. If someone finds out in the future, it will be used as a black record.

The gain outweighs the loss.

"As for the nickname, just use your real name. Don't lose your real name."

"That's great, no one is using this name yet."

"Answer the questions in the station, it's a child's play, my dick is stinging!"

"No way, there won't be anyone who needs Baidu to answer questions on a small website, right?"

ten minutes later……

"Emmm...Which of the following animations has a soundtrack that is not composed by Yuki Kajiura?"

"Anime soundtrack Kajiura Yuki Xiaopo Station answers questions." Cheng Yi silently typed in a few keywords in the search box and then hit the Enter key.

Sogou pops up the relevant web page, click on it.

It took Cheng Yi more than ten minutes to answer all the questions.

Looking at the impressive score of 86 points.

Cheng Yi gave himself a thumbs up: "If you say you don't need Baidu, you don't need Baidu!"

"I am indeed the second-largest thorny ape."

Next, Cheng Yi uploaded "The Spring Breeze of Reform Blowing All Over the Earth" to the Xiaopo website.

He uploaded the BGM and audio of the video to the network disk separately, and gave the download link and password in the video introduction of station x.

Show your face, Teacher Motoyama!

May your Dapeng ride on the wind one day and kill the enemy for 90,000 miles!

After uploading it, Cheng Yi got off the plane and stopped paying attention. He had to study at night tonight, and as the squad leader, he had to cooperate with the people in the study department to count the number of people.



It's half past twelve in the morning.

A university in East China, male dormitory.

This is a standard sleeping room for eight people. All four people are already asleep, and there are constant snores.

In the lower bunk of the bed near the toilet, the faint light of the mobile phone screen was still on, illuminating the energetic face of a boy.

The user of this p——o station is called Lu Jia. Lu Jia is not asleep yet. He is lying on his side on the bed, his fingers constantly tapping on the screen.

"Hey hey hey——"

He wore headphones and laughed like a croaker from time to time.

He looked at the time, it was half past twelve.

No, I have to get up early and study early tomorrow!

...just brush for another half an hour and then sleep!

He clicked on the daily ranking list and found that the one who topped the list was:

"Fu Yuanhui is on fire in Neon".

It only takes two minutes to finish reading.

Lu Jia watched the video with peace of mind. It must be said that Fu Yuanhui's expression was so magical, and the power of one sentence pushed the comedy to its peak.

Lu Jia laughed until she cried, clicked on the dialog box, and made a few comments.

While scrolling through other people's comments, I would log out after a while to see if there were any comments or likes for myself.

In this way, the time slowly came to one o'clock.

01:01.

Put down your phone and don’t look at it anymore!

Lu Jia turned off the screen, put the phone on the bedside, lay down, and waited for sleepiness to come...

Then……

can not fall asleep!

Let's watch it for a while, I'm not sleepy anyway... The worst I can do is not wash my hair in the morning. If I get up at 6:30 and go to bed at 1:30, I can still sleep for five hours.

After making an expediency, Lu Jia picked up the phone again.

At this time, he saw the QQ group messages flashing non-stop.

He opened it to see what was going on. It turned out to be a message about "the best-protected little broken station" or the senior boss in the group "Bai Qie Hei Yin Sang" had spoken.

White cut black Yin Sang: Holy shit! Go to x station and search for "The Spring Breeze of Reform Blowing Over the Earth". This damn beast is awesome! Top arranger, top lyricist!

hentai Wulu Sai: I just got it and all I can say is, it was an explosion!

The second year of high school is not the second year of middle school: I haven’t slept yet, I just finished playing a game.

White-cut black ginsang: Hurry and go see it! I guarantee you’ll be hooked!

Lu Jia is a diver who doesn't usually talk in the group, and he doesn't usually read ghost works. He can't understand those "um um ah ah" philosophical stuff, or he is full of swear words and always fxcks.

What's the point of those things?

He has always deeply despised it.

He had watched "are you ok" before and thought it was okay.

But as more and more people spoke in the group, and most of them were Yinsang Amway people who had been white-cut and black, they applauded, and Lu Jia also became a little curious.

Okay, let me see what kind of monster you are today.

Lu Jia found this ghost video on the

With a critical attitude and "colored glasses", Lu Jia opened this video.

The opening is very straightforward, a simple and exquisite beginning. The word "Cheng Yi" first appears in the center of the screen, then slowly becomes smaller and moves to the lower right corner of the video.

Then the ghosts started, which was a rather devilish onomatopoeia, taken from teachers Fan Wei and Zhao Benshan.
To be continued...
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