Chapter 1: The protagonist is dead, something burns paper
If time can be repeated, I just want to say one thing to myself 30 minutes ago - people's hearts are sinister, and we must eradicate the roots!
——by Yunye
Since Taizu founded the country, a long-sleeping oriental lion has opened its eyes. This country has won back the rights she should have internationally. Her name is Huaxia!
Yun Ye, 18 years old this year, at the foot of the emperor, is from Kyoto. An ordinary high school student living under the Five Star Red Flag. Of course, he is not that ordinary. He has no father or mother. He grew up in an orphanage. He is born with a strange-colored pupil. His left eye pupil is golden, his right eye pupil is silver, his right eye pupil is sword-eyed, and his standard handsome guy. He moved out of the orphanage by relying on the money he earned from writing books online in high school. In this era of per capita intelligence, Yun Ye is definitely a top genius.
True geniuses are all lonely, maybe they are too genius, and their brain circuits may be different from those of normal people. Yun Ye basically has few friends in school.
It is not easy to make money by writing, so Yun Ye wrote 18× at the beginning, and he worked as a cartoonist part-time... People in the Jianghu were nicknamed Teacher Ye. Although Yun Ye had already retired from the Jianghu, there is still a circulating in the Jianghu about the great master of the banned book world and the famous teacher Ye.
Today is a turning point in Yun Ye's life. In order to give back to the masses who have always followed him, Yun Ye decided to hold his first fan meeting at 8:30 pm. For this reason, Yun Ye also deliberately went for evening self-study (although Yun Ye had never gone to evening self-study). However, although Yun Ye has time, many book friends are limited to various problems such as time and space, so in fact, this meeting is just a little idle and nothing to do, so local people will come.
At 8:30 pm, colorful neon lights flashed on the street, and the roads were crowded with people, with various sounds mixed together, which seemed very noisy, and the air was particularly sour and refreshing due to the haze problem. However, even if the haze was very serious, it could not resist the charm of the night.
Tianshang Renjian KTV, Yun Ye is lucky, and the bank card is only seven digits. I don’t have money to find a good place, so I have to choose a taller one from the short one and choose this big and small KTV. After all, it’s a fan meeting! There are not many people, so it’s too wasteful to go to a hotel, and in the end I have to go to KTV to play, so, it’s definitely right to save some money (actually, it’s just a stingy)
"1438, it's here." Yun Ye found the box he had booked in advance, opened the door and walked in
But when Yun Ye saw the situation in the box, he was stunned. The book friends who said he would come posted photos. Yun Ye remembered that a fat man with many freckles on his face, a thin and tall college student wearing glasses, and an uncle with beer belly. But what is this? Why don’t I remember that among the people who said he would come, there were a large group of Shamatt and a bald man with a strong and stubborn chest tattooed on his chest? Qiao Dou Madou - why are they still sucking "chalk dust"? Go, that yellow-haired brother, please put away the expression that seemed to be so cool that it was so good that it was so cool that it was taken away by more than a dozen men!
"...Well, I seem to have gone to the wrong room? Well...Haha...Haha, brothers, play slowly, I won't bother you now...Haha..."
Yun Ye sweated heavily and turned around and wanted to leave... Hey, hey, you two have great passive stealth skills, should you play like this? I saw two African black men wearing black suits and black sunglasses closed the door of the box at some point, revealing two pairs of big white teeth and smiling at Yun Ye, approaching Yun Ye step by step
"Nai is a special." The tough bald brother stood up and stared at Yun Ye with a fat face.
Although Yun Ye basically didn't understand other languages except Chinese, he still understood the bald man's words, and Nie was a special person... he did...
"Hey, hey, don't be so impulsive. I'm always famous here. I'm not sure if I say anything! Be careful that you will finish your game when I ask you!" Yun Ye stepped back to the corner. As a good student under the Five-Star Red Flag, if you don't do anything, let's talk.
The man in black, Shamatt continues to approach...
Yun Ye saw several Shamatts, and didn't know where to take out the sword tiger and put it on his hand. Although he was obviously in a weak position, he couldn't stop complaining, "I'll go, where did the sword tiger come from? You guys are cheating! Be careful that the game company will block your account!"
However, complaining is useless, because Yun Ye has no hair. Even if there is one, will it be useful to use a pack of salt to make it look good? Will they go to death?
The painting style suddenly changed, and Yun Ye suddenly put his hands on his back, stood proudly, glanced at the Shamatts, and said calmly: "I didn't want to take action at first, it's too troublesome. Why bother with you? Why bother with you?"
Such a magical turn really scared the approaching Shamatt, but he was stunned and continued to approach Yun Ye. So many people were fooled by a little ghost with no hair, and still wanted to hang out on the road?
When Yun Ye saw these ignorant guys, he couldn't help but sigh, the big one was hidden in the city and the small one was hidden in the wild; the old lady who danced square dance on the roadside might be a martial arts master. Anyway, Yun Ye knew that the director of the orphanage used to give him a good lion roar magic skill. Will Yun Ye tell them that he is actually the descendant of the Tianshi Taoist Tao of Longhu Mountain?
Well, Yun Ye just once had kindness and threw a 50 cent banknote into an old beggar's bowl on the side of the road. Then the old beggar gave Yun Ye two martial arts secret books, and said something like "Young man, I think you are a martial arts genius in thousands. Do you want to be with me..." "The mission of defending the earth and protecting the Milky Way will be handed over to you." Yun Ye was embarrassed at that time, but an ambulance came immediately. Two people got out of the car, and they got on the car with the old beggar on the left and right. The old beggar said something like "I will meet you if you are destined to do it in the future" and "I must practice the exercises well". At that time, Yun Ye couldn't help but sigh. It turns out that it's not an ordinary person, and they all have such personality!
Yun Ye really practiced the two "Martial Arts Secret Books", one was called "Crotch-covering Tai Chi" and the other was "The True Interpretation of Bajiquan". Yun Ye insisted on practicing for five years, and he had achieved some success. Generally, seven or eight people could not get close to him.
"Wen has Tai Chi to help the world, and martial arts has Baji to set the universe! I want to come here! Hey!" Yun Ye made a move of Taizu's long fist, and the secret force exploded. The yellow-haired Shamat who rushed to the front was beaten away by Yun Ye's punch before he could react, and he pressed a few Shamat behind him.
This was what Yun Ye thought of herself. Through extremely slight shaking, it instantly burst out with power far beyond ordinary. Most people can basically not get up with Yun Ye's punch, but this yellow-haired person is obviously not an ordinary person, and his ability to withstand beating is far beyond ordinary people. After taking Yun Ye's punch, he can even get up with such a punch.
"Brothers! Let's get this trick up, let's get it together and kill him!" Huangmao knew that he was no match for Yun Ye, so he wanted to play a group fight.
Yun Ye smiled, very disdainful, thinking that if there are too many people, is it useful? A joke, I wonder if Tai Chi has the effect of group injuries! And - you don’t have a knife, you can’t kill me! Hahaha! Hahaha!
A watermelon is round and round, and you will cut it into two halves. If you come to him, you don’t want it. If you give it to him, he won’t accept it. Then don’t give it to him. If you drive the two away, you will leave. If you don’t buy watermelon, don’t bother me. Just linger slowly...
With the mantra in hand, I have it all in the world! Yun Ye didn’t even use Baji. Tai Chi alone made these Shamatts unable to find Bei. Looking at Shamatt lying all over the ground and the two African black men who couldn’t hold their crotch, Yun Ye was proud in his heart, and wanted to ask, who else! I want to beat a hundred more! Hahaha!
"Baoba...baoba..."
Yun Ye looked back and found that the bald man clapping his hands, and it turned out that there was a fish that slipped through the net here.
"You are very good, but unfortunately, it's not the kind of era that relies on fist and foot skills. You still have your last words... Forget it, go and die." The bald man took out a silver pistol from his crotch, grinning and revealing his big yellow teeth.
Bang—The gunshot, Dingling—The bullet shell fell to the ground, and thump—Yun Ye fell down, and a blood flower appeared on his chest
Yun Ye didn't die with his eyes open. At the last moment, what he thought was - it shouldn't be the bald man who forced his force to kill him by force, did I hold a gun... Well, Yun Ye still died with his eyes open... The protagonist, the whole book is over - of course it is impossible
I clearly felt the pain of the bullet piercing through my heart, and Yun Ye thought he was dead. Hey? Is this... me?
Yun Ye saw the "self" lying on the ground and bleeding in his chest, thinking that he was stumped by me, is he becoming a ghost? Then again, there are really things like ghosts? No, I am a ghost now, ghosts are not things, um... ghosts are things... Okay, I am not something...
Yun Ye is quite optimistic. If you become a ghost, you will become a ghost. Anyway, it’s just a different way of existence. Just get used to it. Then again, should I go to heaven or hell if I become a ghost? No, this is the east, it should be the underworld, well... Then there are really eighteen levels of hells? I am so upright, kind and caring person, I will definitely not go to hell, I can even get into heaven and become a god or something!
"Hahaha, joke, my reincarnation is not something that a little god can satisfy!"
Yun Ye was stunned and realized that he floated and floated, and he floated and floated. He floated and floated in such a place at some point, regardless of the upper and lower levels, and there were bright stars in all directions. Yun Ye felt that these stars really existed, and each one was a world...
"Long time no see, you are finally dead." The voice appeared again. It was a male voice. Yun Ye felt inexplicably familiar. Also, what does it mean, 'I am finally dead?'
"Who are you?"
"I am you."
"Oh, you are me, is there anything you need to ask me for?" Yun Ye was very calm, yes, very calm, knowing that the other party was him, Yun Ye was still very calm, as if he was talking about home-oriented
Chapter completed!