【Chapter 26】I was wronged by the police uncle
“Geeh…”
Ye Lang's embarrassing attitude made Shi Xiaotian chuckle, and the laughter like a copper bell was strangely crisp, and Ye Lang seemed to leave as if he was running away!
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When I thought about it, Ye Lang was speechless. Today, he was teased by a sixteen-year-old girl. Grandma is so overwhelming. How can I reason with it? Why are this naughty child like this now? What are the things he thinks about every day!
Thinking of the scenes just now, Ye Lang smiled unconsciously and shook his head, "It seems that it's not bad to be a hero?"
Ye Lang smiled slightly with a cigarette roll in his mouth, big shorts, small vest, slippers, and his hands were in his pockets, and his face suddenly turned bitter. "Cao Nima, I don't have a penny, I don't know the road, where can I live? What should I do? Oh, my mom, Ling Fei, you little girl, I'm not finished with you!"
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In the Forbidden City, late at night, the moonlight of the water chestnuts scattered, the wind blows, the leaves waves, walking aimlessly on the street, accompanied by a piece of music, the expression is simply miserable!
If your phone is gone, your money is gone, and your cigarette is gone. Is there anything worse in this world?
Walking on the empty road, Ye Lang felt like tears were running. He walked through the ladder and was about to enter the sidewalk!
"elder brother……"
A coquettish voice came, and Ye Lang suddenly had goosebumps, "Who is the monster!"
Two figures rushed up. Ye Lang looked closely and felt refreshed. Two women with nice faces were exposed in their clothes, hugging Ye Lang from left to right. Ye Lang took a deep breath!
"Brother, this is a long night, and you have no intention of sleeping, just have a while?"
The woman on the left spoke in a coquettish voice at Ye Lang, constantly rubbing on Ye Lang's body and licking her lips!
The woman in the uniform on the right was even more cruel. She held a balloon full of water and slapped it directly on her body. Her charming figure immediately made Ye Lang feel it. After all, she was a young man with a strong spirit. How could she stand it if she was so troubled?
"Play some time?"
"And, let's have fun, brother!"
Seeing that Ye Lang was interested, the two women hurriedly shouted. Ye Lang nodded subconsciously and then suddenly reacted suddenly. Grandma was a bear, she was penniless, playing with yarn, and shook her head firmly, "Doudizhu or play mahjong?"
"Brother, you are so humorous. Of course, you can play whatever you want!"
The coquettish tone and the seductive eyes made Ye Lang feel unbearable, and he hurriedly said, "The key is that I don't know anything. The four Landlords, two kings, play mahjong, and they are all fired!"
"Oh, brother, I like to firecrackers..."
A woman couldn't wait to say to Ye Lang, who bit his tongue and forced himself to calm down, "It's wrong for you to do this. I'm a principled person and a person who can withstand temptation. It's not easy to use. Let go of your hands. If this is the case, I'm going to be rude?"
Ye Lang said seriously, with pain in his eyes. The two women let Ye Lang go at the same time, and couldn't help but say, "I'm sick, are you having a brain problem?"
"I'm wasting my time, huh, I guess I won't take it..."
A woman glanced at her eyes and said with contempt. Ye Lang paused, "Oh, I, Cao, can men say that they can't do it? I'm determined not to do it. "Emma, little girl, I'm in charge. I'm like a person who doesn't pick it up? You haven't competed yet. I'm really angry. I'll do it for you two!"
"Oh, come on, don't just blow, I'll see that I can't just lift it, I'll also be impotence!"
Another woman kept coming forward and said arrogantly!
Ye Lang was so angry that he couldn't help but burst out, "Grass, if I hadn't had no money, I would have to set the wall for you two today!"
"Forehead!"
After the words came, the atmosphere became awkward. He accidentally told the truth. The two women were stunned and then laughed loudly, "Oh, it turns out that they are a poor man. Why don't he raise it, haha!"
The two women smiled even more boldly than men. The sarcastic tone and eyes seriously hit Ye Lang's self-esteem. What else can I do? Turning around, he looked aggrieved, trembling lips, and tears almost fell down. "Ling Fei, I'm not finished with you, wuwu..."
"Don't move, raise your hands..."
At this time, a voice came, and a policeman came from all directions. The two women screamed and hurriedly squatted on the ground with their heads in their hands. Looking at the posture, they obviously experienced it!
Countless police officers rushed out from all directions, obviously coming directly at this stronghold. They had obviously been watching for a long time, and they had made arrangements and started to close the net!
Ye Lang suddenly came proudly and hurried back, "Is it over? Don't show off? Be honest? Fortunately, I didn't go in, otherwise I would ruin your hands. Tsk, it's great that I don't have money..."
"Don't move, squat down with your hands holding your head, the client..."
Two policemen pulled out their pistols and pointed at Ye Lang. Ye Lang turned his head. The client looked around and there was no one else. Then they looked at the guns of the two policemen. "Oh, I, Cao, what I wouldn't say is me? My client? I'm prostitute. My sister, my face is cleaner than yours!"
"Stop talking nonsense, take it away!"
At this time, the two policemen rushed forward and directly suppressed Ye Lang and walked towards the police. Ye Lang suddenly shouted, "Uncle Police, I am really wronged. What's this called? I didn't do anything. Don't believe it, ask those two women!"
"Brother, why don't you admit what you have just done..."
A voice came, and the two women who had struggled with Ye Lang just now said to Ye Lang quietly, Ye Lang was like a bolt from the blue, I made a big trough, this knife will make a critical damage!
God, the earth, it’s not that it’s not that the time has not come, Ye Lang’s heart has suffered 10,000 critical damage!
"What did I do? Uncle Police, I'm really wronged. Don't catch the right person by mistake. I just saved an uncle and a little girl..."
"Stop talking nonsense, just talk too much nonsense. Look at which one doesn't complain?"
A policeman glared at Ye Lang and shouted at Ye Lang. Ye Lang turned around and saw a man and woman in disheveled clothes pressing out of the alley behind the two women, and even a fat man wrapped in bed sheets!
"Police, I'm a good person, big guy, I'm such a good person. You caught the wrong person and I did nothing!"
"What are you doing? I'm just drinking water here. Why are you catching me?"
"Don't pat your face, don't pat your face, don't let my wife know!"
A series of aggrieved voices came, and Ye Lang was speechless. The fat man in front was wrapped in bed sheets and his body was naked. What else would you explain? There was also the idiot behind, with lipstick marks on his face. You said you would just drink a sip of water? My mother!
What's even more excessive is that Ye Lang saw with his own eyes that a big man swallowed the condom in front of the policeman, "This bubble gum is so delicious!"
After lying in a big trough, Ye Lang completely collapsed. "Uncle Police, I am really different from them. Really, I was wronged..."
"Stop talking nonsense, take it back to the bureau..."
Chapter completed!