Chapter 59: The Flying Keyboard and Towels
"Are you sure you want to ask this question?" Before reading a novel, having preconceived qualitative understanding of the characters in the story will destroy the pleasure of reading the novel, so Liu Jingting has this question, "You are no longer an editor."
"If you don't answer, you just want to say it. Also, this Jade Rakshasa is so young, I'm afraid that readers will criticize you for always creating an inexplicable genius girl."
"This is embarrassing. Do you think it's okay to let her appear at the age of fifty? Or the previous sentence, it's because they are special that they choose them as the protagonists. They are so big that they are not allowed to produce two geniuses?"
"The author always makes sense. If you don't argue with you, I really like the appearance of Yu Luosha. It's dazzling and bright, and her eyes lit up. Moreover, the setting of her smiling face to greet people before she takes action is also very unique."
When Liu Jingting first read this novel, he was fascinated by the white-haired witch who "the more she laughs, the more she kills", so that he imitated this personality. When fighting with his friends, he laughed loudly, and then his friends took the opportunity to attack...
“That’s how it is.”
"When will I send it to me in the next chapter?"
"Hmm? Next chapter? I have agreed to Lingtang..."
"Get out, you dare not send it!"
"Hu Xiaomi, you are in the third year of high school for the first time. I don't know how difficult it is. You can read extracurricular books after the college entrance examination. And I don't want to be a person who disobeys the truth."
"Stop doing this with me."
"As an author, if you don't write books well and flirt with beautiful editors all day, you always seem to be unemployed, and readers know that you will scold people."
"Stop farting, who flirts with you? If you don't send me a message, I will ignore you for a month."
Liu Jingting thought for a few seconds and replied, "If you let your mother know that I am such a person without integrity, it will be even more difficult to play with you in the future. Do you understand?"
"I promise that after the book is completed, I will give you the first book and my signature will be added."
Mi Hu did not respond. A few minutes later, Liu Jingting had just opened the document. Mi Hu posted a web link and clicked on it and saw that it was the winner of the "Legendary Cup" essay contest. "The Sword of Yue Girl" unexpectedly won only one third prize. The special prize was a member of the Writers Association who wrote a long poem "Ode to Culture".
"I often wonder what if these poets were not allowed to use words such as "virtuousness", "glory", and "fragrance", "Liu Jingting replied.
Mi Hu still didn't reply and sent another link, which was the micro blog of the Internet celebrity Luo Bu Tou. Luo Bu Tou won the first prize in the competition, but he wrote in the blog: "I feel that my work is far from "The Sword of Yue Nu". I dare not receive this prize no matter how. In addition, I read the historical fact "Cultural Ode", haha."
Then Mihu posted a link to a post and a video. The post came from the Cape Forum. The general meaning was that although "The Sword of Yue Girl" did not win the prize, it was the well-deserved uncrowned king; the video was a TV interview attended by Xue Muliang and Beihetang.
This is also the usual method of Xue Muliang's promotion of his authors. As a publisher, using his own resources to pave the way for his authors is something a boss should do, and it is understandable, but the title of this video is not good: Xue Muliang's novels are difficult to read after all.
"Title Party..." Liu Jingting replied.
"Fifteen minutes and thirty-six seconds."
Liu Jingting opened the video and dragged it directly to the time given by Mi Hu. Sure enough, he heard Xue Muliang talking about Gu Yongsheng's works: "I read a few chapters and felt that the writing was too old-fashioned, which was a bit out of touch with the current trend."
Xue Muliang's tone was gentle and he used the words very cautiously. On the contrary, Beihetang was a little excited. He continued the boss's words: "The most taboo thing in literary creation is to stick to the incompleteness and stick to the rules. Zhihuzhe's set is already an old almanac. The author deliberately avoids modern vocabulary in the text, which makes the sentences unliterate and unwritten and extremely awkward to read, so he can only abandon the book."
Liu Jingting laughed silently and said to himself: "You kid use two idioms in a row, but actually talk about other people's old calendars?"
"What are Brother Ting looking at?" Yu Xiaoshu asked when he heard the voice.
“A video.”
"Xue Muliang" Yu Xiaoshu walked to Liu Jingting, leaned over and saw Xue Muliang on the screen, and was a little surprised, "Brother Ting actually likes Xue Muliang?"
Before Liu Jingting could answer, he suddenly said, "I understand. Xue Muliang's fans are almost all girls. Brother Ting can play in love and win over the senior sister. Of course, he has to understand Xue Muliang."
Liu Jingting originally wanted to make up other reasons, but after hearing what he said, he would save trouble and spread his hands and said, "It's not that."
Yu Xiaoshu pondered for a while and said, "I still like Han Shuo's sharpness, but if I want to catch up with my girlfriend, it seems that I have to learn from Brother Ting."
Liu Jingting smiled and nodded, turned off the video. At this time, Zhao Kan came in from outside panting, carrying a bag of things in his hand, and said while panting: "Mom, mom won't have to bear it anymore, I'm worried about my military training."
"Have you applied for retirement?" Yu Xiaoshu asked with a smile.
"I, Zhao Kan, are not a deserter," he said with a mysterious smile and patted his handbag, "I have prepared a secret weapon."
"What weapon?"
"I'm just telling you that it's a secret."
Yu Xiaoshu stopped asking questions and mentioned the question just now: "Old Zhao, do you like Han Shuo or Xue Muliang?"
Zhao Kan squatted down with difficulty and stuffed the bag into the cabinet, then stood up and looked at Yu Xiaoshu, and asked back, "I don't like boys, why aren't I Shui'an or Shin Yu?"
"I'm talking to you about literature, can you not be so superficial?" Yu Xiaoshu said seriously.
"I don't think beauty is superficial than literature."
"Okay, let me change my question. Which one do you think is more attractive, Han Shuo or Xue Muliang?"
"Yes, this will make you feel much more fresh and refined. At this stage, we must be more inclined toward Han Shuo. We are obsessed with his sharpness and personality. If we grow up a little, I will probably admire Xue Muliang. It's so fucking and too rich!"
"Volent."
Zhao Kan waved his hand and said, "You don't talk nonsense, there is nothing vulgar about making money according to law. In addition, I have recently had a new love, and I am chasing a martial arts novel called "Seven Swords Under the Tianshan Mountains", which is very exciting."
"Who doesn't know about Gu Yongsheng?" Yu Xiaoshu said with a stern look.
"Yeah, it seems like you've had a meal with someone."
Liu Jingting couldn't help but smile and continued, "Is it great to have a meal with Gu Yongsheng?"
Zhao Kan said disdainfully: "You young people, except for their idols, don't take anyone seriously, you can tell you this way. In less than three years, Gu Yongsheng's fame can be side by side with Han Shuo and Xue Muliang. Well, even if there is a gap, it's not much."
Liu Jingting suddenly realized and said, "Oh, so I have to go and see it."
The three of them were chatting, when Sun Xinyang suddenly entered the room. Everyone was about to say hello to him, but found that he was sitting on the bed with tears on his face, and he seemed to see no one.
The three of them looked at each other, and Yu Xiaoshu said with his lips: "I'm broken up."
Liu Jingting asked carefully: "Old Sun, what's wrong?"
Sun Xinyang shook his head and did not answer. Liu Jingting couldn't ask any more. The three of them looked at each other and dispersed silently.
...
As expected, Mi Hu didn't say anything anymore. Liu Jingting turned off the video, quit the WC, took a deep breath, and then he flew his fingers and tapped on the keyboard:
[Shocking Beijing, shocking the attack on the case. The waves are overwhelming, and I happen to meet a night walker]
[Yu Luosha scolded, "It's a good thing that he is a rank-level official, and he is less courageous than mustard seeds." After slapped Zhuo Zhonglian twice, Zhuo Zhonglian woke up slowly...]
Liu Jingting looked focused and his hands moved as he moved. The words on the document had almost appeared in paragraphs. Liu Jingting entered that world again, Zhuo Yihang appeared, the palace conspiracy, and the "strike case" recorded in history...
In less than an hour and a half, Liu Jingting forced out the second time. After saving it, Liu Jingting moved his arms and neck, turned to look at his roommate, Zhao Kan put one foot beside the bed, flipping through a magazine; Yu Xiaoshu sat on the bed, with a laptop in front of him, and playing with a cell phone in his hand; Sun Xinyang was lying quietly on the bed, covering his whole body with a sheet, and Liu Jingting faintly felt that the problem that could make him cry like him was definitely not as simple as quarreling with his girlfriend.
Liu Jingting shook his hand, took a cup and took a sip of water, and then continued to return to the keyboard. I don’t know if it was the impact of Xue Muliang and Beihetang’s words, or the result of the “Legendary Cup” essay contest that made him unhappy, or whether Hu’s mother’s attitude angered him, in short, he just wants to complete this novel quickly now.
"Dang thump..."
Although Liu Jingting deliberately reduced the effort to tap the keyboard, he still made a crisp sound because of the speed too fast. For a writer, this sound is undoubtedly a very wonderful music. On the contrary, when he can't write a word on the keyboard, it is a 100% nightmare, Kawen, and a nightmare for all writers.
The story is in the third chapter, and it is also a very classic episode in "The Legend of the White-Haired Witch", because Zhuo Yihang and Lian Nishang met in this romantic encounter:
[Brothers and feet are stricken, sword energy is swelling in the deep palace, grudges are hard to resolve, and a strange relationship is made in ancient caves.]
A scene like this "ancient cave-making strange relationship" was a vulgar drama when Liu Jingting came into contact with the martial arts tree, but in the era of the white-haired witch, countless young girls still yearned for it very much.
[The girl lowered her pink neck and said, "You are right, why are you like my old friend? Hello, what's your name? I haven't asked you yet." Zhuo Yihang said his name and asked the girl, who said, "My surname is Lian, I don't have a name, okay?" The sound of rain outside gradually stopped, and a gust of wind blew in. The girl's clothes fluttered and her posture was beautiful. Zhuo Yihang suddenly remembered the words of "Ni Shang Yu Yi" and said, "Isn't it very good to call her Ni Shang?"]
This is the origin of the female devil "Liang Nishang". The countless joys, sorrows, grievances and grievances of the Jade Rakshasa MM later, as well as the unprecedented tragedy of white hair overnight, almost all originated from this name.
When the third chapter was finished, it was almost early in the morning. The street lights outside were turned off, and the three roommates also went to bed. Zhao Kan's snoring sounded throughout the room. Liu Jingting saved the document, rubbed his eyebrows, stretched his arms, got up and did a few swallow flying movements, turned off the computer, and went to bed.
...
The next morning, Liu Jingting got up from the bed in a daze, went to the playground with everyone in a daze, and followed the instructor to learn the designated movements. Just as Liu Jingting was upset with his mental state, a magical thing completely woke him up:
What they want to learn today is to strode. Zhao Kan was too fat, and when he was strode, he seemed to be a despicable man from a funny movie and TV series. Pang Shuo's body swayed left and right, and his hands were directly thrown to his chin. The instructor couldn't bear to watch it, so he raised him on the spot and asked him to walk in front of everyone.
The great classmate Zhao Kan may be too nervous when facing three comrades in the company. Just as he kicked out his right foot, he used too much force and kicked the general's shoes out. Before everyone could laugh, they saw that the flying soldiers were like satellites separated, and they broke down a white object - it was a sanitary napkin!
The atmosphere of the entire training ground was condensed, and both boys and girls were shocked by this scene.
Liu Jingting and Yu Xiaoshu blurted out: "Secret Weapon!"
The instructor with a pale face walked to Zhao Kan with a confused face and asked coldly: "What's going on?"
Zhao Kan stammered and explained: "Because, because the soles of the feet are blistering, so in order to prevent..."
Chapter completed!