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[072] What if my husband is a salted fish?

In a blink of an eye, a month was almost over.

Zhang Sen suddenly realized that he had never had special training with Huizi at all, and the competitiveness of the rematch was stronger than the preliminary round.

"What have I been doing during this period?"

Zhang Sen lay on the red cloud, his eyes a little confused, and felt as difficult as recalling what dinner the day before yesterday.

Then he finally recalled that he got up in the morning and went online to review memorials for three hours, then had breakfast and basking in the sun in the backyard. Then it was time for lunch. After lunch, he continued to review memorials online, then took a nap, and after waking up, he either watched TV in the room or went to the underground laboratory to check it out. Basically, the afternoon ended like this.

After dinner in the evening, take a shower and go back to the room, and then there is time to make magical props.

Now he has 11 singularities and 2 dream energy every day, so he creates five magic props and two dream props every day.

After finishing the usual magical props, he played online games with Granny and others for four hours, and finally went to bed.

His life is very regular, and his daily life is no longer daily, and there are no emergencies at all.

He has never encountered those slaps that the protagonists of the novel often experience in the face, and he often can only check out the major events that often affect the world through news reports, and has nothing to do with him.

He touched his chin and came to a conclusion: "I turned out to be like this for a month. No wonder the author didn't write about me at all, but what he wrote about? What is Zhang Ben's good idea!"

In fact, he has been able to see other world authors writing novels about him. As long as the novel contains content related to him, he can view it through a magical prop.

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The mobile phone of the novel of all worlds

Durability: 10/10

Magical attributes: [Fiction of All Worlds] Passive: Just enter keywords and you can read all the novel contents of the world for free.

Note: Rejected from book shortage!

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This is a magical tool in the minds of those who like to read books.

In fact, Zhang Sen doesn't like reading novels. After all, no novels are as good as TV series in Forever. He just checked out novels about himself, Lina, and Tie Huayan.

Not to mention, he really found a female novel written with Lina as the protagonist. The name of the novel is "What should I do if my husband is a salted fish?" This book is so famous that he wants to beat people. Fortunately, this book is just like the Dao Sansheng's book. There are not many people reading it anyway, so he did not follow the Internet to beat Dao Sanniang, the author of the novel.

In fact, he just looked at the content of "The Magical Props" a little bit, and did not follow the update or use it as a source of information. When the novelty disappeared, he threw his phone directly into the dimensional safe. He hadn't touched it for several days, and probably wouldn't touch it again in the future.

Although the omniscient elf has been tampered with, it is more reliable than the novel as a source of information. Moreover, when he read the novel, he found that some of the contents were biased from reality. At least his psychological activities were not right at all, and the author was writing a few things at all.

Perhaps he felt that his position as the protagonist might be usurped by Zhang Ben, and he still felt a sense of crisis in his heart, so he decided to cheer up a little today, not so salty, at least let the author have content to write.

But after thinking for a long time, he didn't expect what to do today, so he lay on the Hongyun again and was salted fish. After a while, the Hongyun floated up automatically and took him out of the room. After drying, he flipped his face and then dunked his back.

"There are many singularities, so why not create magical props."

Zhang Sen was lazy in the sun and yawned, and finally realized that there seemed to be only one thing he could do.

So Hongyun slowly floated back into the house and took him back to the room. Hongyun even grew a hand and took the door with her.

He didn't deliberately choose items, and directly grabbed a prop from the dimensional safe. It turned out to be a small calculator. He started to make magical props:

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Family Planning Calculator

Durability: 10/10

Magical attributes: [Family Planning] Passive: Just enter the population value you want to reduce, and randomly eliminate the fixed value of life.

Note: Dada, the population has been reduced by half.

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Trash stuff!

Zhang Sen threw the calculator directly into the dimensional safe.

This kind of random prop is his most annoying prop, because the random process is uncontrollable. Who knows who will destroy? If Lina, Tiehuayan and the others are eliminated, then he will cry to death.

Then he grabbed a wooden box, which actually contained a globe. What's the use of this thing?

He was a little curious about using it, and then checked the attributes:

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Earth-controlled globe

Durability: 10/10

Magical attribute: [Earth Control] Passive: As long as you are on the earth, you can control all natural phenomena on the earth through this globe.

Note: As long as you stand on the earth, you will be invincible.

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Trash stuff!

Zhang Sen made a judgment directly and threw the globe into the dimensional safe. He hadn't returned to Earth for many years, so why did he want this thing?

Then he continued to grab an object and continued to make magical props. Anyway, the more magical props accumulated, the more problems he could deal with. To a certain extent, he might be able to achieve the best in the best position under the supernatural props.

...

Zhang Sen's Kingdom of God.

At this time, Lina opened her eyes from her cultivation and she finally broke through.

It is not easy to practice the immortal path. It requires continuous absorption of the will of believers to practice, and ultimately condense its own heaven and become an immortal existence.

Because Zhang Sen's Kingdom of God currently has a population of billions and has formed a perfect cycle, her practice is smoother than many immortal cultivators.

The residents of the Kingdom of Gods of Zhang Sen need to believe in Zhang Sen, Lina, and Tie Huayan when they are alive. After they die, they will enter the underworld controlled by Huangquanjin and continue to provide faith for gods in the myths of island countries such as Huangquanjin. Finally, when their sins or blessings are completely exhausted, they will enter the cycle of reincarnation again.

If God carries the soul of sin, he will suffer in the sea of ​​swords and fires. Only by providing faith can the time of punishment be reduced. Souls with blessings and merits on their bodies can choose to enjoy blessings in Gaotianyuan or serve as a minor official in the underworld.

Because of the perfection of the cycle, Lina's wish power has always been very stable, and her realm has been improved naturally.

"Now, I have the power to protect myself."

Lina looked at a small palace condensed in her hand and smiled.

Most of the cultivation knowledge in the eternal country is open, so she knows very well how strong she is. Although she could avoid death by traveling day and night to avoid death, in fact, this kind of traveling day and night still has certain risks. At least she knows dozens of ways to deal with it.

Although ancient martial arts have advantages, they also have disadvantages.

Many novels like to praise ancient things. Of course, there were good things in ancient times, but in practice, they have been making progress, and many methods are changing with each passing day.

After all, the day and night travel is a relatively old method, just like an old computer without patches, which is easily invaded. There is no way to go in the past, but there is no way to go now.

So later she rarely used day and night to go out, and now she has successfully condensed her own purple palace, which has truly gained the power of self-protection.

As long as her purple mansion is immortal, she will be reborn in the purple mansion like Zhang Ben, and her purple mansion will be placed in Zhang Sen's Kingdom of God.

Generally speaking, the placement of the Zi Mansion must be extremely cautious. Most people will place it in a place that only they know, but Lina believes that Zhang Sen will protect her Zi Mansion, so she placed the Zi Mansion in Zhang Sen's Kingdom of God, and she was not worried that Zhang Sen would target her.

"Finally liberated."

She placed the Purple Mansion in the main god space of the Kingdom of God, then stretched and said happily.

The next practice no longer requires her to absorb her wishes day and night, and Zifu will solve most of her problems for her.

The next moment she left Zhang Sen's Kingdom of God and appeared in her room. After thinking about it, she decided to share the good news with Zhang Sen, so she went out excitedly.

"Old Zhang!"

She pushed open Zhang Sen's door, and then found Zhang Sen lying on her bed, her face against the pillow, and her butt was raised high, looking like a salted fish.

Zhang Sen turned his head weakly, looked at her and asked, "Is there anything wrong?"

"I have broken through. I have taken the first step to condense the heavenly court. The purple palace has condensed." Lina said immediately.

Zhang Sen let out a long ‘oh’ and then asked, “What?”

"Your reaction is too cold, I'm very dissatisfied." Lina said with a dissatisfaction, and then continued: "You know what it means to condense the Purple Mansion. I'm already immortal, your wife. Shouldn't you be happy?"

Zhang Sen said in a weak voice: "I'm very happy, but I don't know why I'm so tired now."

“…”

Lina stared at Zhang Sen, and Zhang Sen looked decadent.

At this time, Zhang Sen took out a prop and said, "Try it. As long as you try it once, you will fall in love with this prop just like me."

"What is this?" Lina took the prop that looked like a perfume bottle.

Zhang Sen did not answer, but just said instigatedly: "You will know if you spray it."

"I think it's a scam. Lao Zhang, you don't want that, right? You don't need this thing, but can you do this with your little body?" Lina said with a squinted eyes and stared at Zhang Sen, finally aiming at Zhang Sen's crotch.

Zhang Sen rolled his eyes and said, "You are thinking too much, you will know if you spray it. Will I harm you?"

"Okay, I'll try it." Lina thought for a while and agreed.

Then she gently sprayed the perfume bottle, and the next moment she lay lazily on the ground, not wanting to move.

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Salted fish perfume

Durability: 10/10

Magical attributes: [Salted Fish Flavor] Passive: If you spray it, you will not want to do anything, just want to lie lazily and not move.

Note: Just use it once and you will fall in love with this perfume.

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Zhang Sen looked at Lina's appearance and finally showed a satisfied smile. Since it was a couple, of course they should have good fortune and share the same pitfalls.

But it feels so comfortable that I am so lazy that I don’t want to do anything, so let’s just lie down like this.
Chapter completed!
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