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Chapter 77 The princess's exit is also dirty

Jun Mohan had a cold look all over his body. Isn't this woman going to sue Shangguan Ruizhu for selling her brother to the West Palace as a eunuch?

Instantly, his eyes were filled with interest, which really opened his eyes.

I beat up Shangguan Ruizhu earlier, and now I want to sue her to the Yamen. You are really brave and fearless.

The dignified concubine was about to go to court with his princess, so he wanted to ask, what did the concubine want to do by keeping a fake eunuch by her side?

Seeing everyone's eyes staring at her, Mu Lingwei asked: "You are looking at me like this, do you want to defecate in a group and are embarrassed to say it?"

At this time, Mu Lingwei's face was full of seriousness and she didn't mean to be joking at all. Hong Dahai suddenly cooperated and farted.

Mu Lingwei said solemnly: "Prefect Hong ate too much last night and suffered from indigestion."

"President Hong will go and solve the urgent need first, and then he will file a case for me," she said again.

Governor Hong really wanted to go to the toilet, but he suddenly became interested and asked blankly: "What case does the princess want to file?"

"As for these kids accusing my prince of arbitrarily increasing taxes, I thought about it for a while and realized that I really don't want to be wronged and let them put a shit basin on Prince Anyang's head at will. If this matter spreads, it will be ruined.

Not only will the reputation of my Prince Anyang Palace be affected, but it will also affect the reputation of the entire royal family, so I will file a case and ask the Governor to find out who committed the crime in the name of my prince."

Suddenly, Governor Hong's face turned green again and he farted again.

In an instant, everyone frowned. How much did Governor Hong eat last night?

Mu Lingwei stupefiedly stepped forward and took his pulse, "Hey! Lord Governor, you have overexerted yourself. Your body will explode and die. Although this princess's matter is very important and affects the entire royal family.

reputation, but your body is also very important, go and empty your intestines of all the dirt before you come back."

Governor Hong almost couldn't hold back what she said, "I'll go and deal with the important matters first and then come back."

Mu Lingwei was stunned for a moment, "Chief Hong is so literate in his words."

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The next moment, Mu Lingwei stopped in front of Governor Hong again and said in a deep voice: "Master Hong, has he promised to file a case for this princess?"

Governor Hong held his buttocks and was sweating profusely. He was going to shit his pants if he didn't leave. Princess Anyang must have done it on purpose.

He could only say: "I will definitely file a case for the princess..."

"A living person can be driven to death by feces and urine. Wouldn't it be so uncomfortable if I had agreed earlier?" Mu Lingwei said again leisurely: "Master Hong, go and come back quickly. I, the princess, are waiting for you."

At this time, I saw him bowing his body again, holding his buttocks between his legs and running away. It was as funny as that.

At this time, Jun Yi was also standing aside blankly. This person who was full of shit and piss was Jun Mohan's princess.

He glanced at King Anyang again and again, and saw that there was no strange look on his face, but he was calm and composed. Is this something he is used to?

The beauties in Jun Yi's mind are all ladies, beautiful and lovely, like fairies descending to earth.

The person in front of you is covered in filth. Even if you are dirty on your body, your mouth will become "dirty" as well.

Did the Dowager Empress marry such a guy to the former God of War to humiliate him?

And why did he smell an unpleasant smell of feces and urine when he was talking about feces and urine?

In fact, he really smelled it, because Mr. Wu slowly approached him.

"My slave, please pay your respects to Prince Ping." Eunuch Wu suddenly said.

"What smells so bad?" Jun Yi stretched out his leg and kicked him, then backed away eight feet.

Prince Ping was also good at kung fu and had strong feet. He immediately kicked Eunuch Wu to the ground and rolled him around.

"Your Majesty, I am a slave, Wu Liansheng." He explained quickly.

After Jun Yi saw him clearly, he covered his nose and asked, "Eunuch Wu? How did you become like this?"

Eunuch Wu glanced at Mu Lingwei, then crawled over: "It's a long story..."

"Don't come over here, go clean up first and then talk back." Jun Yi said quickly.

"well!"

Eunuch Wu did not dare to leave at first, but he did not expect that King Ping also came to Linzhou City.

"Wait a minute." Mu Lingwei said in a deep voice: "Eunuch Wu, please stay."

Eunuch Wu looked at her blankly and complained: "What's the matter with the princess calling our family?"

Mu Lingwei fanned her sleeves, with a look of disgust in her eyes, and said: "I also want to open a case regarding my brother's case. I also ask Eunuch Wu to go to the Yamen to testify and record a confession."

Eunuch Wu was so frightened that he fell down instantly. He saw Mu Lingwei pulling Jun Mohan's sleeves and swinging him from side to side, and began to play coquettishly with Jun Mohan again: "My lord, you must not let Xiaoyu make the decision, he almost became a

I am now a eunuch and can no longer be a man."

She wiped two more tears, which became even dirtier with the soil, and said: "My Mu family has been passed down for ten generations, and Xiaoyu is the only one. How can we expect him to continue the family line? Oh, what if it's Xiaoyu's?"

The thing was cut off, and my concubine is no longer alive, wuwu..."

Jun Mohan's face had turned into black coal, and he glanced at her hand that was pulling his clothes, and he really wanted to swat her away.

Finally, Jun Mohan suddenly looked at Eunuch Wu, "Just do what the princess wants."

In an instant, Mu Lingwei opened a row of white and neat teeth, smiled through tears, and said happily: "Thank you, Your Majesty, I love you so much."

With a "bah" sound, she hugged his face and kissed him again, "Your Majesty, you are so powerful!"

Suddenly, everyone was petrified when they saw such a scene...

Jun Mohan's face was also purple with anger. This crazy woman, if it weren't for the mud covering his face, everyone would have seen the blush on his face.

Eunuch Wu was about to get up, but fell down again in an instant. Could it be that the prince wanted to marry the concubine? How could he do such an offending thing? Aunt Li is really harmful to people.

Jun Yi was also frightened and asked in his heart again what kind of woman the concubine had married Jun Mohan.

Zhen'er also looked embarrassed and said quickly: "Princess, let's go back first." It was so embarrassing.

"Will your husband also go back?" She said softly: "I feel that I can't leave my husband for a moment, so I'd better let my concubine follow you."

Originally, he wanted to say, if I don't go back, where will I go?

Seeing that he finally let out a breath, he said in a sickly voice: "My dear concubine, you can do whatever you like."

Mu Lingwei was about to swoop over like a cheerful butterfly again, Jun Mohan said quickly: "Why doesn't Hong Dahai come back?"

Mu Lingwei said in a deep voice: "Guo Yan, why don't you go take a look, did Governor Hong fall into the toilet too? I am still waiting for him to file a case, so he can't escape."

Guo Yan quickly said: "Yes, I will go and invite Master Hong immediately."
Chapter completed!
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