Chapter 17 Let His Wife Check Out
Chen Fu, who was extremely broken-hearted, still pretended to be fat and laughed on the surface, but in his heart he began to think about how to leave early and let Long Fei stay and pay the bill!
The first thing this guy thought of was to pee, pretend to go to the toilet, and escape. However, this method was too embarrassing. If he really peeed, he would never be able to raise his head in Longcheng Hospital in the future, and said
Maybe even if the group of people in front of him advance money to him today, they will start collecting debts from him tomorrow!
"Urine escape is not advisable, it is not advisable! We have to find another way, a foolproof way!"
While Chen Fu was drinking perfunctorily with others, his mind was spinning. When he looked at the wine glass in his hand, he suddenly felt ecstatic and thought to himself: "Grandma, I'm really stupid. Do you have to think of a way to refuse the debt?"
? Just drink. I'm drunk and unconscious. How can I pay the bill? They can't put up a debt at the Longjiang Hotel and let me pay the debt later? As long as they pay the bill today, I'm afraid I won't be able to drag it out in the future.
They were too embarrassed to ask me to repay the debt. After all, everyone had eaten and drank! Besides, I was drunk and I didn’t mean not to pay the bill. It’s not shameful! What’s so shameful about being drunk? This shows that we are old
Chen Haoshuang, drink happily! Okay, this is a good idea!"
The more Comrade Chen Fu thought about it, the more he realized that his idea was really great! He persuaded everyone to drink. Not only did he look heroic and generous, but he also drank a few more Maotai! Grandma's, this is Maotai aged for ten years.
!Usually I rarely see it, let alone drink it, but today I caught it, I must drink it well!
Thinking of this, Chen Fu's interest in drinking immediately became high. He grabbed the wine bottle, poured himself a full glass, raised his glass and said to Long Fei: "Doctor Long, thanks to you this afternoon, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't be able to drink."
Knowing what that family did to me, I might be involved in a medical lawsuit! I won’t say any other words of thanks, it’s all in the wine, I did it, you can do whatever you want!”
After Chen Fu finished speaking, he raised his neck and poured three ounces of white wine into his stomach with a "gudong" sound. This guy didn't care whether Long Fei drank it or not, and then poured it for himself, and continued: "The rules of toasting in Longcheng.
It’s a toast and two glasses, but one glass is not a toast! Come on, I’ll do it first!”
"Gudong" poured into Chen Fu's stomach again and again.
After Chen Fuji finished toasting Long Fei, he did not stop, but began to toast director Zhang Hui, followed by Li Shanyue, Du Changge, Jiang Suihan??????
At this time, Chen Fu seemed to have suddenly changed into a different person. He was urging everyone to drink one cup after another. How could he still feel the slightest bitterness of the Moutai in the cup?
Wang Xiaonan, who was sitting next to Long Fei, looked at Chen Fu, who was completely different from when he first started drinking. He couldn't help but touch Long Fei with his elbow, lowered his head and whispered: "What's wrong with Dr. Chen? Nothing will happen, right?"
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"Hehe, he probably wants to get himself drunk, right? We agreed to treat him today, and if he gets drunk, he won't have to pay the bill. We can't let a drunkard pay the bill, right?" Long Fei hehe
He said softly with a smile.
Long Fei is a good person, how could he not see Chen Fu's petty nature.
Wang Xiaonan was shocked and whispered: "What should we do? We have to stop him quickly and ask him to stop and stop drinking!"
"No, let him continue drinking. Doesn't he still have his wife when he's drunk? I'll call his wife later and ask her to pay the bill!" Long Fei looked matter-of-factly.
"Do you have his wife's number?" Wang Xiaonan said.
"I don't have it, but Chen Fu must have his wife's number in his cell phone, right? Can't we just use his cell phone to call his wife later? If you look at me later, if I give you two squeezes
If you lower your eyes, just say you have a stomachache, and then we will go home together." Long Fei said, with a look on his face that this matter is very simple.
"Stomach hurts? Why do you have a stomachache?"
"Fool, if you don't have a stomachache, how can we leave early? If we wait until Chen Fu's wife comes, how can we have the nerve to let a drunkard pay the bill in front of his wife?"
Wang Xiaonan was speechless and just stared at Long Fei. She had never noticed that Long Fei actually had such a temperament! He was simply tricking people to death without paying for his life! Chen Fu was deceived by lard when he wanted to plot against Long Fei.
Wang Xiaonan had already learned from Long Fei's mouth how Chen Fu planned to trick Long Fei in the office.
It's a pity that Chen Fu was busy drinking with other people at this time, and Long Fei and Wang Xiaonan spoke in a low voice, so only the two of them could hear him. Otherwise, if he heard Long Fei now, he would definitely slap himself twice.
A slap in the face, I hate myself for coming up with such a bad idea.
Chen Fu didn't want to urinate at first, but after eating a pound and a half of Maotai, he still felt the urge to urinate, so he stood up and said: "Yes?????? I'm sorry everyone, I'll go??????
Go to the toilet."
While the guy was talking, he staggered to get up and go to the toilet. Long Fei quickly stood up and walked to Chen Fu. He supported Chen Fu and said, "Oh, Lao Chen, you seem to be a little drunk.
OK, let me help you go to the toilet."
"No??? No need! I???? I'm fine." Chen Fu pushed Long Fei's hand away from his body and staggered out.
After Long Fei saw Chen Fu going out, he suddenly bent down and picked up a Xiaomi mobile phone from the ground, and said: "Oh, it seems that Dr. Chen is really drunk, and he didn't even notice that he dropped the phone on the ground!"
Everyone looked at the mobile phone in Long Fei's hand and couldn't help but talk about it:
"Hey, what happened to this old Chen today? Why did he drink so much?" Jiang Suihan said.
"It seems that I am really happy today!" Li Shanyue said.
"I usually see Dr. Chen as quite stingy, but it turns out he has such a generous and generous side! Today I got to know Dr. Chen again." The person who said this was a young nurse.
"What is this girl talking about? Are you praising Dr. Chen or scolding Dr. Chen?" Zhang Hui frowned and said, this guy is not a fool. He also saw Chen Fu's intention of drinking so much. He was thinking in his heart.
If Chen Fu is too drunk to pay the bill later, who should pay the bill?
Wang Xiaonan didn't say anything, just looked at the mobile phone in Long Fei's hand with wide eyes. She didn't believe that Chen Fu accidentally dropped the mobile phone on the ground. Maybe Long Fei secretly slipped it out. Otherwise, why would he help Chen Fu so diligently?
Fu? He said he was going to help someone, but they just pushed him slightly, so he didn't intend to help him anymore. Instead, he waited until Chen Fu left the room and then picked up the mobile phone on the ground.
"This guy must want to call Chen Fu's wife right now!" Wang Xiaonan thought instantly, so she immediately said: "Oh, how can Dr. Chen get home if he is really drunk? How about we call his wife?
Let her pick up the phone?"
"Yes! That's a good idea. I was just worried about how Dr. Chen would get home if he was really drunk! Nurse Wang is so smart that most people can't compare to her!" Long Fei said in a pretentious manner while starting to pull Chen Fu with his hands.
mobile phone.
Wang Xiaonan was almost amused by Long Fei's words, and said in her heart: "Long Fei, just take the loss! Did you come up with this idea? You are the smart one, okay? When did you become me?"
Chen Fu's mobile phone did not have a power-on password. Long Fei easily opened the phone and found a number labeled "Hedong Lion King", so he dialed it casually!
The call was quickly connected, and a roar came from the receiver: "Where have you been, you old damn ghost? Aren't you going home now? I'm warning you, if you don't go home before eleven o'clock, you will never come back again."
Go back to this house! Don’t tell me that you work overtime, I know you don’t have night shift today??????”
The powerful Hedong lion's roar was transmitted to Chen Fu's mobile phone in the form of radio electromagnetic waves, and then transmitted to Long Fei's ears in the form of sound waves! Although it was attenuated all the way, it still hurt Long Fei's eardrums!
While holding the phone further away from his ears, he mourned for Chen Fu in his heart: Alas! It will not be easy for Dr. Chen to have such a wife in his life! Who is to blame?
Not only Long Fei, but everyone in the room heard Mrs. Chen's words clearly, and they couldn't help but collectively support Chen Fu! Especially the elders, who originally thought they were wronged and hurt at home, but now they realize that they and
Compared with Dr. Chen, he usually lives the life of a king!
Long Fei waited until Mrs. Chen finished speaking on the radio, then took the phone to his mouth and said: "Auntie, I am not Dr. Chen, I am a colleague of Dr. Chen. That's right, Dr. Chen will treat us to dinner and drinks tonight.
His penis is a little high, can you come and take him home? We are now at the Longjiang Hotel."
After Long Fei finished speaking, he immediately took the phone away from his ear and began to count one, two, three silently in his heart. It was not until Long Fei counted to fifteen that an even more powerful lion's roar came from the phone: "
Let him die! I won’t pick him up!”
Then there was a busy tone from the phone.
"Oops! Why is Auntie Chen like this? Fortunately, I was prepared." Long Fei scratched his ears with his hands in an exaggerated manner.
A group of nurses in the room looked at Long Fei's expression of intense hurt, and then thought about Mrs. Chen's lion's roar just now. They were stunned for a moment, and then suddenly burst into laughter. Even Zhang Hui, who never laughed very much,
There was a look of dumbfounding on his face.
Chapter completed!