Testimonials(1/2)
I am an author,
I don't have any feelings.
I am an author,
I'm panicking now.
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First of all, before I start my series of frustrations and thanksgivings, let me get down to business.
"Xiu'er, bring me my Pangu ax and peel an apple for everyone here to eat first. Don't worry, listen to me slowly."
The VIP chapter will be opened at twelve o'clock tonight, which means the book will be on the shelves.
There is a guarantee of five updates on the day it is released, at least five updates. As for how many chapters there will be by then, it depends on how many I can write.
Maybe seven or ten updates will probably kill me.
I used to brag to them in the group, saying that I wanted ten updates.
As it turns out, reality slapped me in the face.
An author with few manuscripts doesn't even dare to speak forcefully.
………………!(Subscribe)!(Subscribe)!(Subscribe.)
Look at my three exclamation marks, what do you see?
That’s right, subscribe!
Subscription is crucial for a book!!!
Here I would like to say something to the readers on QQ Reading. If you want to subscribe, please try your best to subscribe.
Qidian and QQ Reading are interoperable. After you subscribe to Qidian, it is free to read on QQ Reading.
This is a perfect solution. Some people don’t like to use Qidian to read. You can subscribe to Qidian and then read on QQ. How cool!!!
You can understand that if you spend the same money, it's just a little more troublesome, but the support for the author is different.
That’s it for subscribing. I don’t know how to ask for a subscription.
Uh-huh? Or hey-hey? Or hum?
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The second issue is about adding more updates. One update will be added for 100 monthly tickets, and one update will be added for 10,000 recommended tickets.
Reward the helmsman and add one more update, and so on, the alliance leader will have ten more updates...
I looked at the current rewards, and I owe a lot of rewards.
The leader of the Heavenly Way, ten updates.
Sui Feng: Four updates, one update was returned before, and now there are three updates left.
I'm so handsome: third update,
Mushan Xixi: Two updates,
Time remains the same, Sister Jianqi, Teacher Su Yang, Pai Daxing, Zui Ba Dao, together they are five chapters together.
There are twenty-three updates in total.
There seem to be four helmsmen in QQ Reading.
Mushan Xixi, Nanmo, Time is in the distance, Liuyu.
When I finish paying off the debt from the starting point, I will give you more.
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Next are the words of thanks from the author of Dogecoin.
First of all, I would like to thank myself, not only for my writing skills, but also for my handsomeness.
Thanks to Qilin, the editor in charge. Actually, Qilin is very busy and we don’t chat much.
I guess Qilin's handsomeness is second only to me.
In fact, there are some things I have never dared to say to Qilin, and I want to reveal my heart here.
Qilin Da Da, I declare to you.
I want to give birth to a monkey for you.
Hohoho^o^/
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Thanks to the leader "Tiandao", also known as Chu Liuxiang, I like to call him "Brother Tiandao."
This is an extremely sultry person. Anyway, when he is in the group, he flirts with girls when he sees them, and he has no moral integrity.
Brother Tiandao, 嘤嘤嘤.
Thanks to "I am handsome," do you hear this name? Just the name I am handsome, at first glance, it is the combination of mensao and external coquettishness.
In fact, there is still a grudge between me and "I am handsome".
At that time, many readers asked me to create a QQ group, but I was afraid that no one would join and it would be embarrassing.
The group was a small group of 200 people, but it didn't take long for the group to be full.
Then the group needs to be upgraded, you understand.
Tengxun's father's famous saying: "Young man, do you want to become stronger? Spend some money!"
So I became a super member with tears in my eyes for a month and upgraded the group to 500 people.
Then, the group was full again.
I turned my head and Tengxun's father seemed to be smiling at me.
The smile is as bright as a flower.
"Young man, do you want to become stronger? Keep earning money!"
I took a look and found that if you want to upgrade to a large group of 1,000 people, you must directly sign up for a one-year super membership.
It costs 250, ah, 240 yuan.
You also know that since I wrote the novel, I have earned thirty yuan, woo woo woo.
I haven’t seen any money for other rewards yet.
Then my handsome guy found me and he told me, give me the position of group leader and I will upgrade you.
I told him, "If you are not a one-year super member, you cannot upgrade."
A few seconds later, he sent me a message.
"I have activated it and can upgrade now."
You can understand how I feel after seeing the message posted by "I am handsome".
Men will be silent after hearing this, and women will cry after hearing this.
I also want to be like him,
Can be domineering,
without any worries,
Very impressive,
Unblinking eyes,
I opened a super membership without saying a word.
It's a pity that I'm a poor guy, and a poor guy doesn't deserve to be the leader of the group.
I passed the message to him and made him the group leader.
Once upon a time, I was the most handsome boy in the group,
Once upon a time, my group ranked him as the most handsome author in history.
To be continued...