Chapter 49 Let him eat my fart!
In old-fashioned movies, when the protagonist encounters the final problem, he often tries all the feasible and reasonable methods before he can try the most bizarre method. This method is often unreasonable and unfeasible. Because there is a force called "If the protagonist asks you to do it, you must do it", these unreasonable methods are often the final solution to the problem.
Today, before leaving, Xie Hou ate an oversized sandwich made by Ao Sheng Guizi, which contained chicken, duck and beef.
When he first started eating, Xie Hou felt very good. After eating, he went to the airport to have a reconciliation with the team, and he began to feel something was wrong.
His stomach was uncomfortable.
After the plane took off, his stomach began to roll, and there was a kind of force majeure that made him run to the bathroom.
As a result, he started to travel back and forth from the seat to the bathroom. This was by no means an interesting thing. He had a bad stomach and it was certain that the disease came from Guizi's sandwich. But she couldn't blame her. If you want to blame, you can only blame the great Ms. Chen Mimi likes to patronize Chinatown. Those banana people who only care about cheating Chinese sold all kinds of meat to his mother at a cheap price.
I didn't feel anything when I ate it normally, and now even his body can't stop these damn rotten meat from invading his body.
Everyone was sleeping and trying to rest before the plane arrived in Denver. As a result, all his time was spent walking to the bathroom and sitting down before sitting down on the toilet in the bathroom...
After several hours of voyage, Xie Hou's face looked like vegetables and looked sluggish.
"You wouldn't have put Miss Mustu on bed in one night, right?" Artest saw his empty face and thought there was a fierce battle last night.
It's already been this time, Xie Hou is still in the mood to joke: "How is it possible? Even if I have to do it for two nights, it will be possible to get her done."
"Come on!" Harrington behind him shouted, "That's the daughter of the Mustu family. How could he like you a stinky ball player?"
Xie Hou knew the strength of the Mustu family, but Xuewei was a very opinionated woman. She used her business mind that did not exist at all and defeated tens of millions of her family. However, this did not destroy her ambitions. She still wanted to do something, but she was in a rest period recently.
This is what Xie Hou knows so he didn't feel disgusted when he heard Harrington say this.
Indeed, NBA players who are fond of youth are really not worth mentioning compared to such prominent families.
"Al, if you don't even dare to think about it, how can you achieve revenge in your heart?" Xie Hou stood up and was about to express his feelings directly, but a sore flow in his abdomen and a roar of intestines. It was a call from the depths of his soul. He knew that the bathroom was his destination - there was no time to rush around again!
Xie Hou rushed to the bathroom like a galloping horse.
Harrington didn't know what to say: "Then what? Keep going, I want to hear him enlighten me."
At this time, the flight attendant who had been observing the situation here said: "Arthur's health seems not very good. He has already gone to the bathroom eight times."
Hearing this, Artest said sarcastically: "Young people are not healthy, they are so weak when they have only been to the bathroom for 8 times."
Jermaine O'Neal, who has returned from injury, is not as stupid as Artest. Normal people will not go to the bathroom eight times in a few hours (unless they have diarrhea).
Xie Hou is in a strong momentum recently, and he has also paid attention.
When the first game was over, he thought this was his biggest helper on the road to leading the team to compete for the championship in the future.
As a result, he scored another triple-double in the second game.
Then there is the third game, the fourth game.
No matter how he performs, after the game, his statistics are always the best in the team.
Now he also leads the Pistons' scoring, rebounds, assists, steals, blocks (except turnovers and fouls).
How could this helper be? O'Neal Jr. really felt pressure. Artest had never put such pressure on him. Xie Hou was still very young. He just turned 23 years old, with comprehensive skills, gorgeous style, and a good image. He is also an all-round defender.
Artest has already made O'Neal Jr. He doesn't know what kind of performance he should show to convince the public after Miller retires.
He wanted to become the boss of the team, and this idea never changed from beginning to end.
No one can stop him.
Artest can't, and Arthur can't.
Maybe it's time to prove who is the Pacers' most indispensable player.
Anyone who has experience with diarrhea knows what it feels like (don't tell me you don't). At the beginning, your offensive is like a pioneer with ammunition, enough to blow up the enemy's fortress. When you launch a second round of offensive, you will find that the ammunition is no longer as abundant, but the bathroom is like a bunker that never falls. You rush up again and again, and it resists again and again.
In the end, your shells will be finished, and only a few drops of rain will flow from the land of reincarnation.
Xie Hou could no longer discharge anything except a fart this time.
He was the last person to get off the plane, his face was sallow and he was completely unscrupulous. It was certain that he would not be in a state tonight.
"Arthur, you have a break tonight."
After a training class in the afternoon, Claire said to Xie Hou.
Coach, I can do it, this difficulty can't beat me up - he wouldn't say that.
He knew better than anyone else that he needed to rest, and when Claire gave him this slope, he just walked down.
"Okay, I do need a rest."
At this point, Xie Hou became a spectator in the training ground. Apart from sitting aside and shouting, his only function was to stimulate his teammates.
"If you are as good as me, you can rest!"
"I don't want to have diarrhea."
Papalucas slashed his heart, and the others continued to train.
The game that night was not as easy as beforehand.
The Nuggets got Chris Bosh from the 2003 generation. In fact, they are not short of inside players, they have Nene Hilario and Marcus Cambi.
Add to Bosh, their inside line became very crowded.
The young Bosh was difficult for a while to replace these two powerful starters who were at their peak and in their prime.
The Nuggets have also tried to use trades to get the players they want, but unfortunately no one is willing to trade with them, so they can only follow the unchanged draft rules since ancient times - strong teams only choose the right ones, and weak teams only choose the best ones.
No matter how hard a weak team is, they are still weak teams. Therefore, they only choose the player with the best talent and the most future.
As for whether it is suitable or not, you don't need to consider it at all.
Losing Xie Hou, the Pacers' team was not used to it. The game was ugly, and the two teams scored only 131 points in total.
Chapter completed!