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Chapter 3: Two idiots?

The village director of Jinyintan Village is named Wang, and is named Wang Zhong. He is slightly fat, has a big belly, and has a high hairline...

Wang Zhong is a relatively capable person in the village. Before becoming the village director, he was a contractor. He had done a lot of projects in the city, province and even outside the country, and many people in the village followed him.

After becoming the village director last year, Wang Zhong handed over all the work on the construction site to his son.

Work is busy this time, and today I have a rare leisure time. Just after dinner, Wang Zhong was about to practice driving with his wife, but his pants... Before the car started driving, his own idiot started screaming wildly.

Wang Zhong lifted his pants and ran out.

When I turned on the "street light" hanging on the eaves, I saw a big wolf dog rolling on the ground, rolling and screaming, with white liquid in my mouth...the white foam gushing out.

"Director Wang, are you okay?"

At this time, the sound of rivers came from outside the yard, and the door was being photographed and crackled.

"Old Wang, what's wrong?"

Lao Wang's wife put on her clothes and walked out. She was startled when she saw this scene and hurriedly said, "It's not that she's epilepsy, right? Hurry up, call the veterinarian."

"fart!"

Wang Zhong turned dark and cursed: "How can dogs be so epilepsy? Let's open the door first. It's midnight, who's this!"

He cursed and stared at the rolling dog on the ground for a few glances.

I didn't dare to check it out.

What if Erlangzi gets crazy and bites himself in this state?

He returned home and got his cell phone. He was about to call the veterinarian, but he heard his wife open the door and said, "It's Xiaojiang, you said you can come, what else can you bring?"

As he said that, he wanted to pick up the plastic bag from Jiang He's hand.

The bag is the beef that Jiang He just bought.

Jianghe: "???"

He squeezed the bag tightly and said, "Aunt Wang, I just went to buy meat. When I passed by your house, I heard Erlangzi shouting so hard. By the way, Director Wang is okay, right?"

"ah?"

Wang Zhong's wife stopped in the air and didn't know how to answer the conversation for a while.

this……

Why did it suddenly touch the old man?

At this time, Jiang He had already stepped to Wang Zhong's side.

He glanced at the big wolf dog rolling on the ground, and his screams became smaller and smaller, venting more and less, and shouted: "No, Director Wang, your second lancet is poisoned!"

"Poisoned?"

Wang Zhong said in surprise: "What poisoning?"

"According to my observation, I should have taken rat poison!"

Jiang He's face did not flush and his heart did not beat. He took out a cucumber with his hands, broke it off half of it, crushed it with his hands, and stuffed it into the mouth of "Erlanzi".

Wang Zhong then grabbed Jianghe and said angrily: "Xiaojiang, what are you doing? What did you feed Erlangzi just now?"

"Cucumber."

Jiang He held the remaining half of the cucumber in his hand and took a bite. A fragrance filled his body. Wang Zhong sniffed and cursed: "Do you think I'm a fool? Whose cucumber is yellow and so big?"

indeed.

The half of the cucumber in Jiang He's hand is bigger than the whole piece in the vegetable store.

Big, yellow, and quite fragrant.

"Cucumber, isn't yellow, is it black?"

Jianghe jokes.

At this time, with a whistle, the slut suddenly jumped up from the ground. It shook its hair with great energy and ran into the dog circle.

“???”

Wang Zhong was confused and was about to ask questions, but Jiang He waved his hand and said, "Director Wang, Aunt Wang, I have something to do, so I'll go back first."

His expression was as usual, but his heart was very excited!

"Sure enough, this cucumber can detoxify, but although the rat poison is strong, it is just an ordinary poison. I wonder if the legendary poisons such as the Crane Dinghong and Qibu Duancao San can be cured?"

When he walked to the gate, Jiang He looked back at Erlangzi in the dog circle and thought, "I remember there is a pesticide called paraquat, which is more toxic. If you take a few sips, you can't rescue even if you send it to the hospital for gastric lavage in time. Let's try a bottle."

At this moment, the second lancet in the dog circle suddenly shivered and started to hum again.

Wang Zhong walked to the dog circle and stared at his big wolf dog for more than ten minutes. He found that Erlangzi was not abnormal and his face became even more confused.

just……

what happened?

Erlangzi suddenly thrust crazy.

Then Jiang He ran in and fed him half... Let's just treat it as a cucumber.

After feeding half a cucumber, Erlangzi got better again?

"Rat Poison?"

"How can this kid tell that Erlangzi took rat poison? No... Where does my house have rat poison? Could it be that this kid held a grudge against Erlangzi chasing him last time, so he gave the medicine?"

"No, right..."

"If Erlangzi really took rat poison and half a cucumber, could he save it?"

He returned to the room and had no intention of "driving". He slapped his lips and suddenly said, "Old woman, can you go and take a picture of cucumbers for us?"

…………

But it's about rivers.

When I walked home, half of the cucumber had been eaten.

"After I was promoted to a quasi-warrior, my digestive strength should have increased a lot. In addition, the particularity of this cucumber has been absorbed, so in just a moment, the feeling of eating too much has disappeared."

He felt that he could still eat a cucumber.

Can……

I ate two and a half pounds in one night, but I couldn't eat them raw anymore.

Jiang He steamed some rice, made another cold cucumber, picked up his mobile phone, and while eating, he was browsing Kuaishou short videos. Suddenly he glared at his eyes and said in surprise: "Isn't this Li Ergou?"

"His he started a live broadcast?"

Li Ergou's original name is Li Fei, and he is in the same village as Jianghe.

"In memory", the two were elementary school classmates, but after graduating from elementary school, Li Ergou stopped going to school. He bought more than 300 sheep and asked Li Ergou to go back to herd sheep.

The classmates had ridiculed Li Ergou at the beginning, but they never thought that after everyone finished junior high school and college, Li Ergou had become a well-known local breeder.

He set up a cattle and sheep breeding cooperative, raised hundreds of cows and thousands of sheep, earning millions of dollars a year, drove a BMW, and married a wife who was as beautiful as a flower.

Enter the live broadcast room.

Li Ergou is broadcasting live in his own breeding cooperative.

He stood in front of a small forklift and laughed at the camera, "Brothers, didn't I have a fever a few days ago? As a result, I found that after the fever subsided, I suddenly became extremely powerful. Come on, I will show you a one-handed forklift forklift."

He stretched out his hand.

Grasp the forklift's huge tire and exert force...

The entire forklift was tilted.

Then the next moment...

Wow!

The screen is black.

"Sorry, your live broadcast room has been temporarily blocked for suspected violations."

Jianghe: "………”

The live broadcast room is gone.

After a while, Jiang He let out a long breath and murmured: "It seems that the spiritual energy has revived and has reached a critical point. According to what Li Ergou said just now, he had a fever for a few days, and after the fever subsided, he suddenly became extremely powerful. Could it be..."

Jianghe remembered a word - awakening!

"Wait tomorrow morning, go to Li Ergou's breeding cooperative to ask about the situation."

Eating, washing pots, and having a single dog's life is so boring and tasteless.

Before going to bed, Jiang He suddenly remembered that there was still half a bag of corn at home.

He grabbed a handful of corn and came to the orchard, buried it one by one in the ground.

"I wonder if the seeds of my own family will cause some change after planting them... Damn, what?"

After planting corn, he felt something was wrong behind him. He turned around suddenly, but in the dark, a pair of green eyes were staring at him.

"Wang!"
Chapter completed!
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