Chapter 6: Parents visit
Fortunately, Zhou Qingqing finally managed to convince his family, simply packed up and drove his family's Wuling straight to Yangdi.
Their place is not too far from Yangzhai, and it can be reached in three hours at most by highway.
Zhou Jianjun was too lazy to argue with his daughter anymore.
He was furious as he drove, wishing he could fly directly to that pheasant university and pull out the confusing principal and beat him up.
It’s the 21st century, and there are still MLM organizations like this that change people’s minds overnight.
Terrible!
He must uphold justice and protect his bewitched daughter!
On the other side, many students also made the same decision as Zhou Qingqing.
Firstly, it is to let parents "seeing is believing", so that he can go to school smoothly. Secondly, because the excitement of cultivating immortals is too great, he held the notice and kissed it several times. The students who were in the boring summer vacation couldn't help it and were eager to go first.
One step is to report to Zhongzhou University, and then start practicing the next day.
Especially Deng Yongfeng.
Relying on his physical strength, he directly fought with his father and successfully persuaded his parents to follow him to Yangdi.
However, his home is a bit far away from Yangzhai, so he can only buy tickets and take the high-speed rail.
As for the principal, Chen Yuheng, he was still obsessed with slicing himself, arranging class schedules and other things, and had no idea that a large wave of young students and their belongings were rushing towards Zhongzhou University.
Considering that he is currently the one responsible for teaching, in order to prevent students from being confused during class and unable to tell the teacher apart, Chen Yuheng deliberately adjusted the appearance of the clones in each class when making the clones.
Those who teach history, calculation and basic training are older.
Those who teach arithmetic, physics and other modern subjects are younger.
"Is it really necessary to teach advanced mathematics? Aren't we cultivators?"
The clones that were pinched out circled the main body and at the same time expressed doubts about Chen Yuheng's class schedule.
Chen Yuheng is very confident.
"We have access to the Internet and electricity here. If we only teach ancient things, wouldn't we be disrespecting the style of painting?"
"And how can cultivating immortals stay in the ancient times? It's already the 21st century, and we haven't developed anything new yet. If word spreads that people will laugh at us, have our brains stopped developing?"
"Look, don't the Bagua deduction and Tai Chi Liang Yi look very similar to the wave-particle duality and the sine and cosine functions of mathematics? Do you need to learn astronomy and calendar for stargazing? Do you need to learn the Meridian Flow for four-pillar numerology?
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"If you go to the library and look through the books, how many sages and celebrities have criticized the sluggish development of the spiritual world and called for innovation?"
The clone was convinced by Chen Yuheng and nodded repeatedly.
"It makes sense...but weren't you the ones who compiled all the books in the library?"
"Yes, am I not a sage and celebrity?" Chen Yuheng snorted, extremely proud of the illusory cultivation world he had sketched.
If the guess is correct and the compiled things can be really produced by the system, then Chen Yuheng is more or less at the level of a creator.
Why does what he said have no weight?!
"Then our level is not good enough..." The clone who taught high mathematics started to scratch his hair.
Regarding practice, Chen Yuheng is basically responsible for setting it up, the system is responsible for producing it, and the power of interpretation is in his hands. You can practice whatever you want, and it is not difficult at all to teach.
But the Gaoshu thing was not compiled by Chen Yuheng.
If you can’t do math, you just can’t!
Even if Chen Yuheng traveled through time, it would not change the fact that he is not proficient in mathematics.
"Let's put it off for now until I find a suitable teacher!"
Chen Yuheng felt that with his mathematics level in his previous life, he could still fool the senior high school students who had just graduated from high school.
There are several months in a semester, which is enough for him to find a high-level mathematics teacher.
What to worry about!
He no longer paid attention to the harassment from the clone and concentrated on rubbing the puppet.
There are a lot of things after school starts,
Chen Yuheng took care of the teaching work, so he ignored the administrative and other chores and simply hired a few puppets to take charge.
Using the remaining points to exchange for some materials, Chen Yuheng directly transformed into a super mechanic, and used his hands to create puppets driven by spiritual power one after another.
Not long after he released two stone lions to guard the gate and went to the school gate, he heard a message coming from the stone lions, saying that a large group of people had gathered at the school gate.
Basically, they all come with their families, and the adults don't look very happy, as if they are here to fight against local tyrants or landlords.
Just because we arrived in a hurry and time was short, the number of parents was not enough to surround the whole place, so they could only block the gate, chirping and scolding this shabby university for deceiving people and deceiving good children into lameness.
Chen Yuheng made a swipe to project the scene at the door to his eyes. He found that the children leading the group were all students he selected, and he immediately understood the reason behind it.
He ordered the stone lion not to move and asked a clone to come over and entertain him.
I really didn’t expect that Zhongzhou University would be so lively the next day, which shows that everyone loves me as the president!
Chen Yuheng stopped rubbing his hands, straightened his clothes, walked out of the office, and came to the front of the teaching building, waiting for parents and students to arrive.
And at the so-called school gate,
When the parents represented by Zhou Jianjun saw this shabby place, their noses almost became angry——
After getting the specific address from his daughter, Zhou Jianjun drove all the way over and asked his wife to check the information about this place.
It turns out that not only is it located in a desolate and remote urban-rural fringe, but it is also a well-known haunted house!
The story of an entire family being suffocated to death by gas was published in the newspapers!
Now when I arrived at the door, I saw that it was okay to build a rural primary school in a poor place. How about building a university?
Dreaming!
Moreover, the building inside is obviously a dilapidated building, old, poor, leaky, and full of all kinds of evils.
The outer wall can still look pretty, and there are two decent stone lions placed next to it guarding both sides of the big iron gate.
Zhou Jianjun reached out and tapped the wall with his fingers, only to find that the wall was also newly renovated and the cement was still very fresh. With his weight, if he violently collided with the wall, he would probably be able to break a hole.
"Oh shit!"
"Could this place be a university?"
“It’s clearly a pyramid scheme!”
Zhou Jianjun couldn't bear it anymore and rose up in a group of parents. He ignored his daughter's obstruction and charged with the equally angry parents.
Once that deceitful fake principal is caught, send him to the police station!
As the leader, Zhou Jianjun raised his arms and punched the stone lion three times, full of the aura of "I am the right way".
"Ouch!"
The stone lion that was unfortunately beaten howled immediately.
Although it doesn't hurt at all to hit a mortal body, why would you hit yourself?
Isn’t there someone squatting next to me?!
"Why are you shouting so loudly!"
"If you have any objections, go to the principal. Bullying a stone lion is nothing!"
The stone lion that was beaten turned its head dissatisfied and roared at Zhou Jianjun.
The roar that hit his face nearly knocked Zhou Jianjun out of his mind.
Fuck me,
Stone lions can talk!
"Ghost...this place is really haunted!"
Chen Fen, who was standing side by side with her husband, was also scared to death, but thinking about her daughter and husband, she suppressed her fear and tried to drag them away together.
The parents next to me were even more panicked and wanted to scare away the beasts, and at the same time they didn't forget to criticize their children.
If they hadn't gone crazy early in the morning, how could they have come to this haunted place!
What about the dragon group?
The stone lions have become sperms in broad daylight, so don't worry about it!
"This is Zhongzhou University!"
"This is the power of cultivating immortals!"
Among the panicked crowd, Deng Yongfeng, who had just arrived, put aside the hand that his father had grabbed, put his hands on his hips, and shouted proudly.
"Let's see who dares to call me a liar!"
Other students have similar ideas.
Unlike Zhou Qingqing, they had evidence that came from their dreams, so they couldn't prove anything with just their mouths.
And along the way, I was scolded by parents, some of whom were very talkative, and almost distorted the children's thoughts. They really thought that they were having a seizure and hallucinating, and their attitude was shaken.
Now that the Mo Dao Stone Lion opens its mouth, this thing will become famous all over the world!
I am innocent!
I really received an offer from Xiuxian University!
Several children who had been nervous all morning immediately burst into tears and started to fight with their parents to the extreme.
One of them wants to run outside, and the other wants to walk in. Next to them are two stone lions watching a show.
"It's so lively that it might cause my house to collapse!"
A voice came and fell on the ears of everyone present.
This voice had the power to calm people's hearts and immediately calmed down the chaotic scene.
But the parents still held their children unconsciously and watched the two stone lions shaking their heads.
Chapter completed!