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Chapter 60: (What's the matter with always being blocked)

"I'm too lazy to care about this. I'm going to see my son. You can entertain these two guests!"

The more Principal Chen thought about it, the more he felt that there were too many things to do, so he simply gave up and wanted to go to Qingqiu Country to visit his second child who was still taking a bath in the hot springs.

After Da Li and Lao Li were dragged into the other world, their feet slipped too much and Deng Yongfeng was too strong. They fell directly on their faces and fainted after a bump was knocked out of their heads.

thank god,

These two drunkards finally gave up.

Only the innocent little Teddy was still shivering between his thighs, shrinking himself up.

Different from ordinary teddy dogs, this curly-haired teddy bear is timid and usually autistic. He doesn't like barking at others and only likes his owner's slippers.

With such a sweet personality, he is a breath of fresh air in the Teddy world.

As a result, today, it has been ruthlessly manipulated by fate and has fallen into its current situation.

Deng Yongfeng looked at the two fainted people and had no choice but to carry them back to school.

But before taking action, he posted a post on the forum.

Young people,

No matter how urgent the matter is, you should share it with others first.

[The power of this punch for twenty years:

[Picture] I picked up two uncles and thought I had encountered a ghost (the cat head is scared). I took them back to school first. The principal shouldn’t blame me, right?]

[Professional toilet repair:

[Contemplation] Is garbage sorted in this way now?...The principal must know about it, after all, the principal’s eyes and ears are in the school.]

[Trouble others to death and make yourself happy:

It just so happens that I have been learning illusions recently. You bring people back and I will try to hypnotize them to prevent them from leaking the secrets of our school after they go out.】

[Eating Xiang secretly and no one will find out:

By the way, isn’t the secret of our school who the principal’s wife and children are? I heard from the history teacher that the principal already has a second child. [Curious]]

[Mud butterfly:

It’s really scary. How old is the principal? He looks like he just graduated. I didn’t expect that he already has a wife and children.】

[Miao Miao Miao Miao:

Instead of discussing the principal, I'm more curious about whether computer teacher Lin's hair can grow back... If cultivating immortality can't cure baldness, then the groove on my dad's head will be there for a lifetime. I don't want to inherit the family's baldness gene [scared]

!]



As soon as the post came out, it was definitely wrong.

Deng Yongfeng doesn’t expect the ggmms who surf the Internet every day to give him any good suggestions.

As long as he can post a post to show off, his goal has been achieved.

One shoulder on each shoulder, Deng Yongfeng was burdened heavily when he came and equally heavy when he left.

He didn't leave behind the teddy either,

After Xiu Gou pretended to be dead and fell to the ground, Deng Yongfeng tucked the dog under his arm and carried it back with him.

"……here it is?"

In the reception room of Zhongzhou University, after a dazed night, the older Li finally opened his eyes.

He was originally an ordinary small-town foreman, but ended up experiencing a completely extraordinary night.

At least Lao Li would never do it under normal circumstances, stealing a dog and climbing into a house in the middle of the night.

"hiss……"

As soon as Lao Li woke up, he covered his head. The sequelae of hangover and epilepsy gave him a terrible headache, as if someone had used his cerebral cortex to beat the drum all night long.

There was no one around, so Lao Li got up on his own to see where he was.

He remembered half of what happened last night and missed half of it. He still didn't know how he came to such a glorious place.

But he remembers,

I am here to expose someone's evil cause.

Opening the door, Lao Li walked out and saw two male students laughing and chasing each other in the corridor.

It seems like a school?

It’s really full of youthful vitality…

Lao Li sighed in his heart, and then wanted to stop someone to ask what was going on.

Then he saw——

The male classmate who was chasing behind him suddenly rolled a fireball with his hand and threw it towards the person in front of him.

"Look at my fireball technique!"

"Let's expose ourselves together with Deng Yongfeng!"

The predecessor became angry and said, "Damn it, you cursed me like this!"

"Take my embroidery needle!"

"When the sun rises in the east, I am the only one who is undefeated!"

A thin silver needle reflected bright light in the air, and when it collided with the slowly flying fireball, they both died together with a "squeak".



Where is the mother!

What the hell is this place!

Lao Li stared at this scene blankly, then suddenly raised his hand and slapped himself.

The palms of his hands, which have been working on construction sites all year round, were rough. A slap made Lao Li burst into tears and his face was half swollen.

"Well!"

Lao Li wiped away his tears and couldn't help but make a sound.

It hurts so much, it shouldn't be a dream.

"Ah, this uncle is awake!"

The two male college students who were fighting finally realized that there were onlookers nearby. They immediately stopped and came to see Lao Li's situation.

"Is this the one who thinks the principal is the leader of a strange organization?"

"Seems to be!"

"That's really insightful!"

When he received the notice personally signed by Principal Chen, he also felt that this was a new scheme created by a deceptive organization.

"Are you okay, uncle?"

Two people walked over and helped Lao Li up. One person looked at half of his face that was swollen and took out a small bottle of plaster from his pocket.

"Uncle Chucha, this is the anti-swelling medicine I made myself. I don't charge you for it."

Isn't this the homework you just made in the classroom today?

The other person gave him a look.

What the heck, as long as it works!

The man looked back.

Lao Li took it blankly and applied the medicine blankly.

"……What's going on?"

Normally, when Lao Li speaks to the younger generation, his loud voice is twice as powerful, but now his head is buzzing and he is a bit shocked. He dare not speak louder to the two boys who have just displayed their magical skills.

A middle-aged person who has put on weight still curls up in a chair, making it look like he has been exhausted in school.

"This is a long story!"

The students at Zhongzhou University are also very proud of their ability to become immortals.

If the principal hadn't popularized common sense about the spiritual world with them, they would have gone out to "show their saints in front of others" and become Internet celebrities.

Now that we finally have an outsider, why don’t we show off?!

So Lao Li stared with confused little eyes and listened to the two male college students introducing him to the magical university "Zhongzhou University".

no!

Those who cultivate immortality all have universities!

Doesn't the public care about it?

Is the mysterious department real?



"Let's go, let's take you to meet the other uncle first."

After taking out his cell phone and tinkering around for a while, the male college student took Lao Li out of the house, took two steps downstairs, and met Da Li who was watching the scenery by the lake.

"Cousin!"

"Brother!"

As soon as the brothers met, they immediately stuck together and talked to each other. It can be seen that Da Li also suffered a big blow after waking up early.

A clone came over to entertain them, taking Deng Yongfeng with him.

"It'll be fine if everyone wakes up. There shouldn't be any big problem, right?"

The clone said to Er Li with a gentle expression.

"No no!"

“It’s all good!”

Da Li quickly replied, it seemed that he knew the identity of the person in front of him.

"Okay," the clone continued with a smile, "I have some small matters to deal with over there, so let's let these three classmates entertain the next two..."

"Okay, okay!"

Lao Li also hurriedly repeated the reading, always feeling that the person in front of him looked familiar.

He looks very similar to the man named Chen, but a little older...could this be his father?

The clone didn't realize that Old Li had given him a seniority. After explaining the person, he disappeared and went directly back to work in the office.

Lao Li was so stunned that he almost peed out the fat in his beer belly.

Da Li woke up earlier and read more, which made him more accepting.
Chapter completed!
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