"Mom, let me tell you a joke!" Speaking of big and small, the little sapling suddenly thought of a joke, hugged Ye Xingbei's neck and said: "I saw it on TV yesterday, told by a fat brother.

, he said, a man took his girlfriend to eat dragon

He wanted to eat small shrimps, and his girlfriend wanted to eat large shrimps. He was very dissatisfied, so in front of many people, he said to his girlfriend, "What's wrong with Xiao? What's wrong with Xiao? Can't you be satisfied with Xiao?"

After he killed his girlfriend, many people looked at him and looked down upon him!"

Ye Xingbei: "...!"

She fiercely covered the little sapling's mouth, broke down and said, "Son, please don't tell people random jokes in the future, okay?"

The little sapling's eyes widened, and she pulled down Ye Xingbei's hand covering his mouth. She looked at Ye Xingbei doubtfully and asked, "What's wrong, mom? Isn't it funny?"

"..." Ye Xingbei was speechless and choked.

Isn't it funny?

What’s the point of laughter, son!

She only felt the embarrassment rushing towards her face!

"I think it's funny!" Xiaoshu Miaoer tilted his head and looked at her and said, "Big lobster is more expensive than crayfish. The man must be stingy or have no money. He is reluctant to treat his girlfriend to eat big lobster. Just say that crayfish is also satisfying."

His girlfriend, of course, is more delicious than lobster, so the other guests in the restaurant despised him because he lied to his girlfriend!"

Having said this, the little sapling looked at Gu Junzhu happily: "My father is rich and can feed my mother lobster. My father is the best and he will definitely satisfy my mother!"

Ye Xingbei burst into tears.

I beg you, son, to never say it again!

Gu Junzhu couldn't hold back his laughter, and he shrugged his shoulders, "Yes, our little sapling is right, dad is the best!"

"That's right!" Xiao Shumiao'er opened her arms and threw herself into Gu Junzhu's arms, kissed Gu Junzhu, and said beautifully: "Sure enough, our men's brain circuits are the same, and women can't appreciate Xiaoshu's jokes.

"

Ye Xingbei burst into tears.

Her son is poisonous.

Really poisonous!

The car door opened and Gu Chi bowed and saluted: "Master, Madam, we are here."

Gu Junzhu got out of the car with the little sapling in his arms and put the little sapling on the ground. The little sapling looked at the scenery in front of him and was shocked, "Wow! It's so beautiful!"

Gu Junzhu covered Ye Xingbei's eyes with his hand, and took her hand with his other hand to get out of the car.

Having her eyes blocked by Gu Junzhu just allowed Ye Xingbei to relieve the embarrassment of finding a crack in the ground to crawl in. She pretended to be fine and asked casually: "What? So mysterious?"

"You'll know later," Gu Junzhu covered Ye Xingbei's eyes and led her forward for several dozen meters. Then he released his hand covering her eyes, "You can open your eyes now.

"

Ye Xingbei slowly opened his eyes.

As her eyes slowly opened, a sea of ​​flowers appeared in front of her.

The light blue flowers were undulating and swaying slightly with the night wind. There seemed to be a faint fluorescence on the flowers, which flickered in and out in the night, like stars falling from the sky to the mortal world. It was as beautiful as a dream.

After staring blankly for a long time, Ye Xingbei murmured: "So beautiful!"

"Of course," Gu Junzhu smiled slightly, "It's called star grass. It only blooms at night and the flowers will close up during the day. Star grass is not easy to grow. It requires someone to take care of it carefully, and the cost is extremely high. This star grass field is the capital of Beijing.
Chapter completed!