33, it's all a misunderstanding
On the dark and cold windy night, it was already outrageous that a house appeared in the wilderness.
This house looks like a big pineapple, which is even more outrageous.
Zhakang was a little suspicious of his judgment just now, could it be...
Not looking for the wrong one?
But now he has no time to think so much. If it were someone else, he might still think there was any danger or something like that, and whether he would encounter ghosts and witches, but Zhakang knew very well.
There is definitely the bandage monster inside!
There is no evidence for Zhakang, but he just feels this way and believes it unquestionably.
So, from the shock of seeing the pineapple house to the speed of speeding up and knocking on the door, Zhakang only took three seconds.
Bang bang bang bang!
The knocking action is obviously not enough to reflect Zakang's current mood. He used his fist and smashed it.
The faint laughter and joy in the room stopped at the moment when the door was smashed, and a slight whisper came, as if someone was whispering.
Then……
The lights were turned off, and the door was not opened.
Zhakang:???!
Bang bang bang! Bang bang bang bang!
"Well! Who is outside? Mom's hands are white. I... I'll look at the next page... Oh, Mom's voice is sharp..."
What does this mean? It’s messy!
I don’t know if Zhakang’s face was angry or frozen, but it was covered with a gray color.
Without saying a word, Zhakang spread his hands and was ready to release the warlock.
The people inside regarded him as a fool, and this was all designed! He was fooled!
Naturally, Zhakang decided to take off the door and walk in by himself.
That's how he did things before.
"The luck is floating on the Dufu..."
Duang~
Halfway through the spell, someone jumped high behind him and slashed his head with a palm.
As Zakang fell softly, Lin Neng clamped his hands with his legs and cried out in pain: "Open the door! It's done!"
With a creaking sound, a light came out from the crack in the door. The kitten turned on the light again, hung it on the door handle and pushed open the door.
"Linn, you beat him to death!"
"How can I beat him to death with this!"
Lin En raised his obviously swollen right hand and waved the chain hammer he grabbed with his left hand: "You can only use this! Don't talk nonsense and let me go into the house. I've been freezing outside the door for half an hour, and I'll be so stupid..."
"Then, what should he do?"
Lin En turned around and looked at the back of his head that was obviously bulging. He was lying on the ground. He bent down and pulled Zakang's trouser legs and dragged him into the room.
When I entered the door, my forehead was still knocked on the threshold.
"Ah... it hurts...I'm here..."
"The great master battle axe!
OK, it's over here...
Let's have a meal first."
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Zhakang woke up in a very trance. This time, he seemed to have received some enlightenment in the dark, and he did not make any sound when he opened his eyes.
So he saw the black cat bandage duo who was eating and drinking with barbecue beer.
They are still watching TV!
"You two bastards..."
"Linn! He's awake!"
"Damn it! Eat quickly! This is this, this is this!"
“Woo woo woo woo woo--!"
The kitten was pulled over by Lynn directly and pulled over, and handfuls of barbecue, sausage, bread slices were stuffed into its mouth.
Zhakang was stunned.
He has traveled all over the world for so many years, dealing with strange monsters all day long. He has seen angels and has done more than once. In any case, he can be regarded as a person who has seen the world.
But he has never seen this before.
"You...it...you two are okay?!"
With such a flash of energy, all the food left on the table was stuffed into the black cat's mouth by the bandage man.
Then, he wiped the black cat's mouth with great skill and threw the cat behind him.
Later, Zhakang recalled the scene of his first encounter and swore to the devil and God. He said that he heard the dull metal impact sound when the kitten landed.
That's definitely full.
All are compacted.
"Oh my god, why are you lying there alone? This is so scary~"
The lines of ancient narrators with strange sounds and tunes brought Zakang back to the real world.
He looked up at the bandage man who seemed to be trembling all over his body for some reason, and lowered his eyes and looked at the vines on his body.
"Brother, you don't need to do this. I think you should have calmed down."
Lynn stopped shaking and nodded: "Well, indeed. I feel a little happy every time I look at you now.
My Excellency Constantine, I think you don't need me to unblock you."
As soon as he finished speaking, the vines on Constantine's body emitted a golden light, and then they became dusty with the light, turning into light spots and disappeared on Zakang's body.
Holding up on the ground, Zhakang patted the dust on his body, gave Lin En a angrily glance, frowned slightly, and said, "Can you borrow some bathroom?"
Lynn began to tremble again: "Of course, please go there."
Ignoring the black cat monster duo who suddenly jumped over and fought with the bandage man, Zhakang walked towards the direction Lynn indicated.
Are space props? From the outside, it looks like a pineapple house that is only less than ten square meters, but it is actually divided into two floors and several rooms inside.
Zhakang felt that he must have met his colleagues.
Can you... borrow some help from your colleagues...
The thoughtful Zhakang entered the bathroom, and two seconds later: "god!"
As the wind rushed out, Zhakang shouted to the duo who was squeezing at the door, and everyone wanted to go out, and everyone was pulling the other party to prevent the other party from going out, "You guys painted a chrysanthemum on my face?"
"Of course not."
Lynn suddenly became serious and explained: "That is Van Gogh's [Sunflower]."
"You're just shit, I see you like a sunflower!"
"Oh, do it! Your forehead doesn't hurt anymore, right? Schrödinger scratches him!"
"I haven't asked yet, what's wrong with my head! Why is there such a big bag in the fickle heart!"
"There is still a place where the pedicels are, should I tell you too? Schrödinger scratches him!"
"Didn't Schrödinger have long been...oh! You name the cat Schrödinger, you're sick!"
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After a not-so-decent battle, the kitten went outside the door to vomit, and Lin En and Zakang were silently packing their things and cleaning the house.
"Huh...you should be relieved this time. Man, my head is almost cracked by your hammer."
With a clamor, Lynn swept the fragments of the TV into the trash can, looking up at Zhakang.
“……………………Okay, I’ll accompany you, I don’t know what you want…”
"Hello, my name is Lynn Lynn Adrian."
"Forehead……"
Zakang was obviously not very adapted to Lynn's jumping behavior pattern. After a moment of stunned silence, he also reached out to hold it with Lynn: "Constantine, John Constantine. I..."
"Do you have a way to get the soul, the soul of the hell demon."
"Uh...yes, ask this..."
"Give me ten."
“…three.”
“Eight.”
“Five.”
"make a deal."
The chain hammers and the transaction is completed.
"Then, now we can talk about why you are targeting me, Mr. Constantine."
Looking at the hammer that hit his feet and hammered a small hole, Constantine suddenly realized that he seemed to be a little fooled.
"Misunderstand."
Zha Kang said sincerely: "This is a misunderstanding."
Chapter completed!